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delilahnightingale.bsky.social
Sartha Thrace? Why not Sarah Trace?
Kione is apparently pronounced Key-On?
And don't even get me started on Ancyor which I always read any Anycore.
(I had to look up the correct spelling for the names)

@kallidorarho.bsky.social hates dyslexic people.

#WARHOUND #Agendahound
October 2, 2026 at 8:26 AM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
I do not slander the smut. She who slanders the smut has forgotten the kink of her stonewall. I slander the bum.

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
"I hate jane handler so much it's unreal" "RIGHT ON, SISTER! THAT'S WHY THOSE BOOKS SUCK AND-" (crushes them)
September 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
adventurejane.bsky.social
Who the fuck taught these bastards military theory? Not one fucker in the Empire knows what small unit tactics or combined arms is.
"SEND IN THE DOG!" Great thought! Got any fresh ideas though, dumbass?

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
September 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
mangogaming3000.bsky.social
agendahound is the best, never thought i would see this level of fan activity for the series
September 26, 2026 at 5:30 AM
jessiejade.bsky.social
A little #agendaHOUND posting inspired by all the discussions about Imperial Hound efficacy

As a treat
The popular "Mental gymnastics" meme format. The top image shows a girl simply walking across a gymnastics mat showing a simple concept that isn't complicated and is common sense. The top post says REBEL mental gymnastics Underneath it it says "I am going to organize an armed guerilla resistance to destroy the Empire." The bottom image shows a much more complicated gymnastics routine with the last stunt being a ridiculous use of a jetpack to fly over a burning car. Underneath this it says "I will lower the Rebellions hero to a mere dog beneath my feet (not my fetish btw)" Over the next stunt it says "then I'm going to make her hump and cum on my boot again and again and again. (It is NOT my fetish)" Over the next stunt it says "everyone will be so impressed by how cool and evil I am in my big scary evil lady costume" Over the next stunt it says "Then I will capture more rebels and make them dress up and act like my dog to show everyone how nasty I can be." Over the next and most ridiculous stunt it says " then I will win the war through the power of corrective rape ( I cannot emphasize enough this is NOT my fetish)"
September 25, 2026 at 5:54 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
desoyderata

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
desiderata drawn as the phone wojak desiderata phone wojak with color
September 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
oh my fucking godddddd bro
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
September 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
DESIDERATA GIRL FIGHT SOMEONE ELSE, LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
September 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
passionfree.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: General Rhadama's secretary still at large after defecting to the rebel side. All rumours about the Handler General "checking under her bed at night for her out of fear" are naturally false.

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
September 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
TO ALL THE REBEL HATERS AND DOOMERS
TO ALL THE THEMES-AND-SUCH UNDERSTANDERS AND HANDLER GOONERS
I BETTER SEE ONE OF THESE FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL ON MY DESK BY 5PM TOMORROW

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
HOUNDVERSE REBEL APOLOGY FORM TO: Warhoundverse Rebellion FROM: (blank) DATE: (blank) REASON FOR BEHAVIOR: - The media convinced me they were washed - I didn't watch the actual AARs - I only looked at Jane Handler's aura farming - I don't know mech strategy or logistics - I was jealous of Kione - Mercury was in retrograde I will hereby respect the rebellion and I will NOT talk down on the future liberators of Knossos YOUR APOLOGY NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS YOUR DISRESPECT WAS
September 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
passionfree.bsky.social
(houndstooth spoiler)

Can we scale handlers by their paperwork?

*bogardguy jingle*

Jane Handler is certainly with strongest desk haki user. Xanthe Dzul worked an ordinary office job before taking up the leather. Perhaps her paper pushing prowess is how she climbed the ranks so fast?
#AGENDAHOUND
September 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
I owe you an apology, Jo Mullein, I wasn't familiar with your game.

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
panel 1: jane handler saying "H- haven't you ever f- felt like life would be, uh, easier as a d- dog-" panel 2: guy saying "CHUDLER SHUT YOUR GOOFY ASS UP, KKKNOSSOS ASS THINK SHE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO" panel 3: jo mullein "charge that switchoff junkie with this plastic canteen spork" panel 4: "MA'AM YES MA'AM IN BRIGHTEST DAY IN BLACKEST NIGHT"
August 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
all right having played through the demo of Valkyrie Iteration I can in fact confirm that I Am Smarter Than Kione Monax

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
August 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
"oooh maybe i did put something in your head or maybe i didn't-" sybau this is what you sound like

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
"THE VAGUEPOST KING" meme but it's Jane Handler and it reads "THE VAGUEDOMME QUEEN"
August 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
Jane Handler Brags About Invincible Houndbreaking Method Like A Single Healthy Female Role Model Won't Send Her Back To Athena 10x
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
July 31, 2026 at 12:09 AM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND #CUNKHOUND
Philomena Cunk: "so you've talked at length about creating an empire of heroes. Does the Empire intend on terraforming a new Hebros Ridge for every Sartha, or will they just use the same one over and over again?" Jane Handler: "I beg your pardon?"
July 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
"Harry," says Dolores in a special voice. "Off the tie."
colatime.itch.io/discohound

#AGENDAHOUND #mechsploitation
DISCOHOUND by cola
Harry Du Bois goes to the dogs.
colatime.itch.io
July 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
tsurupettanko.bsky.social
The mechsploitation blowjob...
#AGENDAHOUND
July 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
Xanthe Dzul Rolls Worst Pickup Line Ever, Asked To Leave The Handler Corps

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
Xanthe Dzul Brags About New Hound Like A Narcotics Crackdown Wont Send Her Back To /lgbt/
June 25, 2026 at 4:47 PM
bladuni.bsky.social
I misspell "handler" so consistently my keyboard suggestions and autocorrect do this

See your average Hamdler will see this as a sign of what a stupid bitch I am, but it's so important to me that you know it's also an intentional sign of disrespect that I will never let go of

#agendahound
June 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
the boot of consequences rarely arrives polished

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
June 18, 2026 at 1:38 PM
mothqueenlibra.bsky.social
I'm glad i totally missed that discourses. I just like like shitposting about the genre. I couldn't imagine actually getting that heated about it.
(Also implying i actually post about it and not just look at/like AGENDAhound posts lol)
June 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
the-nekoromancer.bsky.social
If there is, I haven't noticed it, Most of what I have seen has just been fun agendahound posting.

Cause a hound should be allowed a bit of riffing on Jane Handler for a bit 🤭.
June 13, 2026 at 1:15 AM
phoenixqueen12.bsky.social
Ohh you’re right you’d make a very cute catgirl, but don’t worry girl, you can keep slanderposting even after transition, agendahound will continue as normal, where would I get my favorite memes from? You’d be wasted as merely another sub drinking houndslop. Anyways, still sis tho! :3
June 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
hightierfleet.bsky.social
She is even worse than a Hound, she is - may Celik forgive me for uttering this word - a larper.

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND
man who thought he'd gained all possible hatred towards the Empire finds last additional bit of hatred he didn't even know he could have
June 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM