This was….five months ago
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This was….five months ago
One month ago.
December 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
One month ago.
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
Exactly one year ago today:
April 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Exactly one year ago today:
The current occupant desecrated it years ago.
September 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The current occupant desecrated it years ago.
28 years ago.
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it.
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
It was effectively banned as it never aired again.
I wonder why.
MEDIA-OPOLY
September 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
28 years ago.
Me three months ago:
My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good
August 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me three months ago:
Five years ago today! Happy anniversary!
February 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Five years ago today! Happy anniversary!
This was three months ago.
April 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This was three months ago.
18 months ago.
October 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
18 months ago.
8 months ago.
September 18, 2026 at 1:04 AM
8 months ago.
Remember when America had friends?
Like a month ago?
Like a month ago?
February 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Remember when America had friends?
Like a month ago?
Like a month ago?
Three months ago.
Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO
March 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Three months ago.
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
12 hours ago vs. 2 hours ago
June 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
12 hours ago vs. 2 hours ago
1980 - about 20 years ago
1990 - about 10 years ago
2000 - about 10 years ago
2010 - a couple years ago
2016 - 87 years ago
2019–2023 - last year
1990 - about 10 years ago
2000 - about 10 years ago
2010 - a couple years ago
2016 - 87 years ago
2019–2023 - last year
August 26, 2024 at 2:09 PM
1980 - about 20 years ago
1990 - about 10 years ago
2000 - about 10 years ago
2010 - a couple years ago
2016 - 87 years ago
2019–2023 - last year
1990 - about 10 years ago
2000 - about 10 years ago
2010 - a couple years ago
2016 - 87 years ago
2019–2023 - last year
nostalgic for when i revealed lyra a year ago
October 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
nostalgic for when i revealed lyra a year ago