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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Mean Girls but it's Moby Dick and Ahab
November 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
louisevans.bsky.social
Cornyn going Ahab mode
November 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
thiccceywicket.bsky.social
Moby Dick and Captain Ahab are young lawyers trying to make partner at a white shoe law firm
October 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
cnlester.bsky.social
Just had the thought that Captain Ahab is Assigned Harpoonist At Birth, and had no one to share it with, so here you go.
November 1, 2026 at 11:52 AM
xenionx.bsky.social
Get him, Ahab!

#FrightClub
November 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
ahab.bird.gay
all these beautiful leaves falling gently to the ground... that must be why they call it autumn

#FursuitFriday
📸: @skudo.bsky.social
Ahab sitting in a forest as leaves fall around him Ahab sitting in a forest as leaves fall around him
October 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
alexpaknadel.bsky.social
Detective Braden Ishmael is partnered with grizzled LAPD Captain Frank Ahab. Together, they pursuAAAAARRRGHHHH
avclub.com The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 4d
Gatsby, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow detectives Jay Gatsby and Nicole "Nicky" Carraway.

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November 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
hellscapenavigator.bsky.social
White Whales. When rookie detective Ishmael is partnered with bitter Ahab on the verge of retirement, obsessed over a serial killer from his past…
October 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
jkuenzie.bsky.social
Despicable and desperate. Ahab has been pulled overboard and he's stabbing at the whale.
citizensforethics.org CREW @citizensforethics.org · 14h
BREAKING: Late last night, a district court judge ordered the Trump administration to immediately stop sending lists of “likely noncitizen voters” to states and county election administrators, which has been accompanied by calls to investigate the voters.
November 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
zenothankyou.bsky.social
German funeral doom band AHAB sell an All Harpoonists Are Bastards t-shirt and I think that's beautiful
November 1, 2026 at 11:57 AM
derschwede.bsky.social
Fregattenkapitän Ahab kommt nicht zum ersten als der verdacht, wegen eines Aprilscherzes aus Wilhemshaven ausgelaufen zu sein.
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
ahab.bird.gay
Thought you were safe now that spooky season is over? Think again — or rather, don't think at all. #Hypnovember is just beginning, and I've got plans for you. To start: W̶͓͊O̷͓͋Ṛ̶̈́S̵̩̅H̸͉̎Ḯ̵̺P̸̚͜

🎨: @alnixart.bsky.social
Ahab, macro-sized, lounges against a high ridge wearing nothing but his underwear, sporting a sizeable bulge. Two tiny furs are trapped between his immense legs. Ahab looks down at them, crimson spirals in his eyes, hypnotizing them, while the sky behind him becomes a similar pattern of spirals.
November 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
eewash.bsky.social
DICKS, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow rookie detective Ishmael and police captain Ahab
avclub.com The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 4d
Gatsby, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow detectives Jay Gatsby and Nicole "Nicky" Carraway.

tinyurl.com/jw59bwzw
October 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
dansedelectre.bsky.social
People would have a lot more sympathy for Ahab if the whale were an insurance mascot.
November 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
A literary event on election day?! In the middle of the city's book fair?! Have you taken leave of your senses, VanderMeer?!

"Oh, aye, I have, Ahab, yes I have. But it's out there. The audience. I promise. Lurking there in these waters..."
jeffvandermeer.bsky.social Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 2d
Tuesday! Join me in conversation with @ghoulpus.bsky.social at the Ledding Library of Milwaukie.
Annihilation cover and author photos of Jeff and A.L. This Tuesday! Join us for an in-conversation event with authors Jeff Vandermeer and A.L. Goldfuss. Jeff 's internationally bestselling, critically acclaimed Southern Reach series has been translated into over 37 languages. The first novel, Annihilation, won the Nebula and Shirley Jackson awards, and was made into a movie by Alex Garland in 2018. Called "the weird Thoreau" by The New Yorker, VanderMeer’s nonfiction has appeared in Time, The Nation, the Los Angeles Times, and Esquire, among other publications. A.L. Goldfuss writes speculative fiction which reviewers have called “rich,” “intense,” “complex,” and “rather grim.” Recent work has won the Brave New Weird award and appeared in The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy. Goldfuss lives in the Pacific Northwest with stacks of tea and carnivorous plants. The Fall Author Series is co-sponsored by Spoke & Word Books. Special thanks to the Friends of the Ledding Library for providing the funding that makes this program possible.
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
nursefather.bsky.social
You got an Ahab!
November 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
jasthelass.bsky.social
151) Primetime (2026)

Moby-Dick if Ahab instead got really into fucking up the Onision investigation after the events of the story
November 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
benkahncomics.bsky.social
I'm worried this is gonna impact my pitch - Moby, where Detectives Dick and Ahab team up solve ocean crimes.
avclub.com The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 4d
Gatsby, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow detectives Jay Gatsby and Nicole "Nicky" Carraway.

tinyurl.com/jw59bwzw
October 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
djvorreyer.bsky.social
An incredible Ahab...
October 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
eldergodsdoom.bsky.social
It’s kind of like Ahab meets Amenra, if we want to oversimplify.
November 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
malwhere.northsky.social
AHAB (Assigned Hannah At Birth)
October 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
brendelbored.bsky.social
My name? It’s Detective Mobius Richard, and this is my associate Ishmael Jones. I work for Captain Ahab out of the Pequod Station, we’d like to ask you a few questions about this HOOKER on SEX street
October 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
franzferdinand2.bsky.social
Detective Ahab always worked alone…until the Chief paired him with loose cannon rookie Moe Dick.
October 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
irmi1268.eurosky.social
Morgen Halloweenparty.

Der Mann hat jetzt mein Kostüm benannt...

Käpt'n Ahab...😤🏴‍☠️🩼
October 30, 2026 at 9:48 PM
sirc0615.bsky.social
New APE-AHAB article? Satisfactory.
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM