Mean Girls but it's Moby Dick and Ahab
November 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Mean Girls but it's Moby Dick and Ahab
Cornyn going Ahab mode
November 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Cornyn going Ahab mode
Voters to Trump sounding like Ahab to Stubb: “Down dog, and kennel.”
November 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Voters to Trump sounding like Ahab to Stubb: “Down dog, and kennel.”
November 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Moby Dick and Captain Ahab are young lawyers trying to make partner at a white shoe law firm
October 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Moby Dick and Captain Ahab are young lawyers trying to make partner at a white shoe law firm
Just had the thought that Captain Ahab is Assigned Harpoonist At Birth, and had no one to share it with, so here you go.
November 1, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Just had the thought that Captain Ahab is Assigned Harpoonist At Birth, and had no one to share it with, so here you go.
Despicable and desperate. Ahab has been pulled overboard and he's stabbing at the whale.
BREAKING: Late last night, a district court judge ordered the Trump administration to immediately stop sending lists of “likely noncitizen voters” to states and county election administrators, which has been accompanied by calls to investigate the voters.
November 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Despicable and desperate. Ahab has been pulled overboard and he's stabbing at the whale.
Detective Braden Ishmael is partnered with grizzled LAPD Captain Frank Ahab. Together, they pursuAAAAARRRGHHHH
Gatsby, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow detectives Jay Gatsby and Nicole "Nicky" Carraway.
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November 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Detective Braden Ishmael is partnered with grizzled LAPD Captain Frank Ahab. Together, they pursuAAAAARRRGHHHH
November 4, 2026 at 8:52 AM
all these beautiful leaves falling gently to the ground... that must be why they call it autumn
#FursuitFriday
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October 30, 2026 at 2:46 PM
all these beautiful leaves falling gently to the ground... that must be why they call it autumn
#FursuitFriday
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#FursuitFriday
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Fregattenkapitän Ahab kommt nicht zum ersten als der verdacht, wegen eines Aprilscherzes aus Wilhemshaven ausgelaufen zu sein.
November 3, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Fregattenkapitän Ahab kommt nicht zum ersten als der verdacht, wegen eines Aprilscherzes aus Wilhemshaven ausgelaufen zu sein.
White Whales. When rookie detective Ishmael is partnered with bitter Ahab on the verge of retirement, obsessed over a serial killer from his past…
October 31, 2026 at 1:51 PM
White Whales. When rookie detective Ishmael is partnered with bitter Ahab on the verge of retirement, obsessed over a serial killer from his past…
German funeral doom band AHAB sell an All Harpoonists Are Bastards t-shirt and I think that's beautiful
November 1, 2026 at 11:57 AM
German funeral doom band AHAB sell an All Harpoonists Are Bastards t-shirt and I think that's beautiful
People would have a lot more sympathy for Ahab if the whale were an insurance mascot.
November 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
People would have a lot more sympathy for Ahab if the whale were an insurance mascot.
Thought you were safe now that spooky season is over? Think again — or rather, don't think at all. #Hypnovember is just beginning, and I've got plans for you. To start: W̶͓͊O̷͓͋Ṛ̶̈́S̵̩̅H̸͉̎Ḯ̵̺P̸̚͜
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November 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Thought you were safe now that spooky season is over? Think again — or rather, don't think at all. #Hypnovember is just beginning, and I've got plans for you. To start: W̶͓͊O̷͓͋Ṛ̶̈́S̵̩̅H̸͉̎Ḯ̵̺P̸̚͜
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A literary event on election day?! In the middle of the city's book fair?! Have you taken leave of your senses, VanderMeer?!
"Oh, aye, I have, Ahab, yes I have. But it's out there. The audience. I promise. Lurking there in these waters..."
"Oh, aye, I have, Ahab, yes I have. But it's out there. The audience. I promise. Lurking there in these waters..."
Tuesday! Join me in conversation with @ghoulpus.bsky.social at the Ledding Library of Milwaukie.
November 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
A literary event on election day?! In the middle of the city's book fair?! Have you taken leave of your senses, VanderMeer?!
"Oh, aye, I have, Ahab, yes I have. But it's out there. The audience. I promise. Lurking there in these waters..."
"Oh, aye, I have, Ahab, yes I have. But it's out there. The audience. I promise. Lurking there in these waters..."
151) Primetime (2026)
Moby-Dick if Ahab instead got really into fucking up the Onision investigation after the events of the story
Moby-Dick if Ahab instead got really into fucking up the Onision investigation after the events of the story
November 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
151) Primetime (2026)
Moby-Dick if Ahab instead got really into fucking up the Onision investigation after the events of the story
Moby-Dick if Ahab instead got really into fucking up the Onision investigation after the events of the story
It’s kind of like Ahab meets Amenra, if we want to oversimplify.
November 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
It’s kind of like Ahab meets Amenra, if we want to oversimplify.
DICKS, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow rookie detective Ishmael and police captain Ahab
Gatsby, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow detectives Jay Gatsby and Nicole "Nicky" Carraway.
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October 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DICKS, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow rookie detective Ishmael and police captain Ahab
New APE-AHAB article? Satisfactory.
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
New APE-AHAB article? Satisfactory.
I'm worried this is gonna impact my pitch - Moby, where Detectives Dick and Ahab team up solve ocean crimes.
Gatsby, a modern-day police procedural in development at NBC, will follow detectives Jay Gatsby and Nicole "Nicky" Carraway.
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October 31, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I'm worried this is gonna impact my pitch - Moby, where Detectives Dick and Ahab team up solve ocean crimes.
AHAB (Assigned Hannah At Birth)
October 30, 2026 at 11:24 PM
AHAB (Assigned Hannah At Birth)
An incredible Ahab...
October 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
An incredible Ahab...
My name? It’s Detective Mobius Richard, and this is my associate Ishmael Jones. I work for Captain Ahab out of the Pequod Station, we’d like to ask you a few questions about this HOOKER on SEX street
October 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
My name? It’s Detective Mobius Richard, and this is my associate Ishmael Jones. I work for Captain Ahab out of the Pequod Station, we’d like to ask you a few questions about this HOOKER on SEX street