Aides Beg JD Vance To Stop Carrying Model Of Woman’s Pelvis While Meeting Voters
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Aides Beg JD Vance To Stop Carrying Model Of Woman’s Pelvis While Meeting Voters
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We’re getting our Deborah Bix moments with his top aides already.
August 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We’re getting our Deborah Bix moments with his top aides already.
Gotta be about the kinda of jobs, right? Health aides etc. Lower paying…
I'm not sure who saw this coming, but so far nearly all the jobs created during the second Trump administration have gone to women.
October 2, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Gotta be about the kinda of jobs, right? Health aides etc. Lower paying…
Crazy how this is one of the best most consistent mental health aides we've ever seen
June 21, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Crazy how this is one of the best most consistent mental health aides we've ever seen
WHAT?!? Why did his aides keep this from us? WE NEED ANSWERS!
i'm hearing disturbing reports that Joe Biden is even older today than he was yesterday
May 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WHAT?!? Why did his aides keep this from us? WE NEED ANSWERS!
Trump's blonde aides hustle reporters out of the room
July 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Trump's blonde aides hustle reporters out of the room
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
Trump Aides Unsure Why Spalding Making Such Generous PAC Donations https://theonion.com/trump-aides-unsure-why-spalding-making-such-generous-pac-donations/
August 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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This feels like evidence Trump's aides are deliberately gaslighting him, which is unfortunately very easy to do with dementia sufferers (Trump did it to his father) and which aides are using to seize control of the US military for their own purposes.
The protests are on one block. Nothing is burning down. His justification for sending in troops is all based on lies.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This feels like evidence Trump's aides are deliberately gaslighting him, which is unfortunately very easy to do with dementia sufferers (Trump did it to his father) and which aides are using to seize control of the US military for their own purposes.
Trump's blonde aides hustle reporters out of the Oval Office
July 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Trump's blonde aides hustle reporters out of the Oval Office
it's not hyperbolic to say we're witnessing a coup.
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
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January 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it's not hyperbolic to say we're witnessing a coup.
It's worrying that some of Biden’s aides questioned his competency, but it’s terrifying that none of Trump’s ever have.
May 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's worrying that some of Biden’s aides questioned his competency, but it’s terrifying that none of Trump’s ever have.
Eric Schmitt and his aides at Jack Smith hearing.
September 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Eric Schmitt and his aides at Jack Smith hearing.
And this came after the groom had allegedly abused one of the president's aides, Stephanie Grisham?
To the extent that the media is treating this as a horse story: Max Miller is not a some random candidate from Ohio. This is a picture of President Trump speaking at the wedding of Max Miller and Emily Moreno.
August 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
And this came after the groom had allegedly abused one of the president's aides, Stephanie Grisham?
Counter-argument: Donald Trump's aides are fucking stupid.
Donald Trump’s aides believe his State of the Union address will reignite the president’s momentum—but Republicans are worried, @jonlemire.bsky.social reports:
Trump’s Suddenly High-Stakes State of the Union
The president is visiting Congress in a dramatically different place from where he was a year ago.
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February 24, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Counter-argument: Donald Trump's aides are fucking stupid.
SAO PAULO (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro and several aides indicted on charges of attempting a coup in 2022, police say.
November 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
SAO PAULO (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro and several aides indicted on charges of attempting a coup in 2022, police say.
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February 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Hey, Jake Tapper! White House aides are covering up the president’s decline! I look forward to your book about it!
NEW -- Trump's White House is hiding the vast majority of the transcripts of his remarks.
Why? The White House won't say...
But maybe reading the following might offer a clue:
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Why? The White House won't say...
But maybe reading the following might offer a clue:
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
May 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hey, Jake Tapper! White House aides are covering up the president’s decline! I look forward to your book about it!
Donc on a :
Gel des aides sociales et des retraites
Suppression de 2 jours fériés
Fusion des aides pour les baisser
0 taxe sur les riches et multinationales
0 baisse des aides aux entreprises
Nouvelle réforme de l'assurance chômage
Non renouvellement de 1 fonctionnaire sur 3
Tout cramer.
Gel des aides sociales et des retraites
Suppression de 2 jours fériés
Fusion des aides pour les baisser
0 taxe sur les riches et multinationales
0 baisse des aides aux entreprises
Nouvelle réforme de l'assurance chômage
Non renouvellement de 1 fonctionnaire sur 3
Tout cramer.
July 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Donc on a :
Gel des aides sociales et des retraites
Suppression de 2 jours fériés
Fusion des aides pour les baisser
0 taxe sur les riches et multinationales
0 baisse des aides aux entreprises
Nouvelle réforme de l'assurance chômage
Non renouvellement de 1 fonctionnaire sur 3
Tout cramer.
Gel des aides sociales et des retraites
Suppression de 2 jours fériés
Fusion des aides pour les baisser
0 taxe sur les riches et multinationales
0 baisse des aides aux entreprises
Nouvelle réforme de l'assurance chômage
Non renouvellement de 1 fonctionnaire sur 3
Tout cramer.
‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back
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December 13, 2024 at 5:41 PM
‘Stab Him! Stab Him, You Cowards!’ Says Terrified Kamala Harris To Aides After Plunging First Knife Into Biden’s Back
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BREAKING: Aides report that Biden is increasingly showing signs of Irishness
July 5, 2024 at 11:01 PM
BREAKING: Aides report that Biden is increasingly showing signs of Irishness
New - Elon Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
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January 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The White House is now doing promotional events for the private businesses of aides and donors.
"He's definitely gonna buy one" -- Leavitt says that Trump plans to do a promotional event for Tesla at the White House today
March 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The White House is now doing promotional events for the private businesses of aides and donors.
starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news
September 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news
Homeland Security has gone full fascism. This is why also we are seeing them show up with ICE. DHS raided @nadler.house.gov office and arrested one of the aides.
June 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Homeland Security has gone full fascism. This is why also we are seeing them show up with ICE. DHS raided @nadler.house.gov office and arrested one of the aides.