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alanzilberman.bsky.social
Not all Alans
March 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
ottoenglish.bsky.social
Reading about the people known as "The Alans" and the entire chapter is being rendered internally in pure Partridge
February 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
apartridgeqotd.bsky.social
It's time for Alans Fact of the Day👌
November 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
quieteeks.bsky.social
Work doodle of an ancient oc of mine + selene + full spread of alans + toby
October 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
samthielman.com
a sitcom about a law firm of famous Alans called Moore Thicke Young Parsons
October 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
thesecretdj.bsky.social
Today I learned of the tribe of Alans in the steppe of the Iranian caucus. They were effectively split into two groups: European and Caucasian Alans.

Alans fought as a tight unit called A Big Alan but unfortunately lost every war as confusingly all of them were called Alan, including the girls.
January 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
gdeweese.bsky.social
There are so many Alans out there....

What are they going to do about their regret?
February 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
aselrod.bsky.social
Shoutout to my Alans
Gaiseric Article Talk 亥 Gaiseric (c. 389 - 25 January 477 AD), " also known as Geiseric or Genseric (Latin: Gaisericus, Geisericus; reconstructed Vandalic: *Gaisarix) la! was king of the Vandals and Alans from 428 to 477 AD.
July 25, 2026 at 6:12 AM
funkelly.bsky.social
i just realized that three of my doctors are named alan. that’s a lot. lots of alans.
June 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
klownnpink.bsky.social
what if kain did alans makeup ?

#mdhm #MyDearHatchetMan #mdhmalan #mdhmstu
December 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
clownboysideral.bsky.social
I alan you alan he/she/it alans
September 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
quieteeks.bsky.social
standalone alans from last year feat. that blue rimlighting that i wuv to add to him being menacing
September 4, 2023 at 4:21 PM
thegardenjungle.bsky.social
Alans #BirdOfTheDay theme today is #NestBuilders so here are some birds busy gathering materials for you all #birds #thegardenjungle #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #shropshire #UKwildlife #birdphotography #canon #photography
Wren Thrush Robin
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 AM
jimgraves.bsky.social
Wallgate
Fed 2
Rollei Retro 400S

#Fed2 #jupiter850mmf2 #rolleiretro400s #CrappyCommieCameraParty #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #shootfilmbenice #believeinfilm #shittycamerachallenge
Wallgate, Wigan. Alans bike shop has been there for many years
September 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
apartridgeqotd.bsky.social
Alans Funny Story with Roy from Bungay
Alans Funny Story with Roy from Bungay
YouTube video by Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day
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January 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
karynmoy.bsky.social
there is a baby called alan on the luas, good news for alans
October 23, 2023 at 12:46 PM
johnreppion.bsky.social
Downgrade a movie:

Alans
oisinmcgann.bsky.social Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 26d
Downgrade A Movie:

Try Hard
palkyrie.bsky.social PACKWATCH #RIPPackers @palkyrie.bsky.social · 27d
Downgrade A Movie:

The Empire Calls Back
August 30, 2026 at 12:15 PM
tonyhq1985.bsky.social
Labor Day Milestone parties: 4 stars.

DeAnna @thedeannag.bsky.social 10K
Luther @musicblues56.bsky.social 10K
GG @grumpygrammy.bsky.social 10K
AlanS @alansmithee1956.bsky.social 5K

Please join me:
@bluestormcomin1.bsky.social
@bandroll.bsky.social

Let the parties begin 🔥🍾🎊🎈💃🎉🎸✈️
September 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
muppybean.bsky.social
@runnjen.bsky.social @jeneye127.bsky.social @jerwillow.bsky.social Does this work for all you Alans?
October 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
fraggenstein.bsky.social
One more for Alans #BirdOfTheDay theme #lunchtime as I just came across this beauty ~ The quite famous in Wales anyway the Swansea Hoopoe enjoying something rather juicy 🤓 🦉🪶 #birdingWales #ukbirding #birds #EastCoastKin #bluesky
@robcrank68.bsky.social @alan678.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
irihapeta.bsky.social
The ALT text on these photos is just brilliant, @alans-world.bsky.social!
alans-world.bsky.social Alan (not ekshully a B'Stard) @alans-world.bsky.social · May 26
#NZpol

It's the Matron/Father-Knows-Best 🤡 vibes that get me.

Willis beams at Brown as he under delivers a hospital, as if to say "Good boy! Stick to the lines!" Brown repays with a "Learning from a master!" gaze as Willis pleads pay equity *had* to go.

Both smirk straight into the camera. At us.
A screenshot of an article concerning a video, of NZ Minister of Finance and serial gaslighter-in-chief Nicola Willis looking adoringly across at First-I-Wrecked-Transport-Now-I-Will-Destroy-Your-Health Minister Simeon Brown as they announce falling short of their plan to fund Nelson hospital properly, and expect the public to forget their campaign promises and record of non-delivery. Matt Doocey can be seen reading something in the background, probably desperate not to be asked about what he's not doing in the mental health space. Minister of Social Welfare Louise Upston talks to an official or some such person in the corridor behind him, presumably discussing whether or not she's beaten Paula Bennett to the title of National's Worst Minister Ever, and isn't it about time Paula just get it over with and hand over the trophy to her sometime this week. In the interests of viewer sanity one really shouldn't look at the video and actually hear them congratulate each other, it'll just drive you mad. A picture of news story showing Cosplay Finance Minister Nicola Willis and The Always Dishonourable Simeon Brown, who fancy themselves as adults, attempting to dress up a turd of a policy over the Nelson hospital "build", while expecting viewers to actually clap along with the absolute farce of an announcement. Both are dressed in hi-viz, that particular favourite of sartorial distraction that certain politicians lose no second of time scrambling to drape over their cadaverous forms before being forced to face the plebs, and especially when they want to be thought of as "people of action with places to go and people of importance to see" instead of what they actually are, which is spectacularly useless and indecently immobile in the face of the real needs of people who happen to pay their salaries as taxpayers. Simeon gazes at the camera with a look of incredulous bemusement, as if the hidden interviewer is perhaps some vague curiosity that's straying into their sight lines and he can't quite believe it, and even more surprisingly, that this hidden someone might attempt to question him. Does this person not know who he is? He is Simeon Brown, Lord of Misdelivery. Meanwhile, Willis, accompanying this second rate excuse for a Minister, opens her mouth to gush forth yet another wheedling diatribe on how sinking pay equity for women simply had to be done, because heaven forbid property developers and donors to the Party be put out at the expense of mere care workers, nurses, and all the other jobs that women do and whose fair compensation is now going up in the flames of National's odious bonfire of vanities. Behind them, actual workers doing actual work are simply getting on with things and working, steadfastly ignoring things, clearly, and probably thinking of buying a ticket to Australia as soon as they're paid this week so they can earn some real money in an actual economy that works.
May 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
muppybean.bsky.social
But then we'd have too many Alans wouldn't we? 🤔
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
elisaelisa.bsky.social
Es gibt in Alans gelobtem Deutschland auch ähnliche Fälle wie Pelicot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
erikmeusel.eurosky.social
@pkreissel.volksverpetzer.de vielleicht möchtest Du ja Alans Mitgliedschaft in Deinem Starter Pack überdenken?
May 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
charleyridley.com
Alan and the ALANs
stevenraymorris.bsky.social Steven Ray Morris @stevenraymorris.bsky.social · Apr 8
‘Bout to drop the most fire album
April 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM