IF YOU WORK MORNINGS
SET YOUR ALARM NOW
CHECK YOUR CALENDAR
SET YOUR ALARM NOW
CHECK YOUR CALENDAR
November 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
IF YOU WORK MORNINGS
SET YOUR ALARM NOW
CHECK YOUR CALENDAR
SET YOUR ALARM NOW
CHECK YOUR CALENDAR
baizuo alarm
November 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
baizuo alarm
Turning off my alarm for tomorrow I know that much
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Turning off my alarm for tomorrow I know that much
Owl is out there
setting off the Squirrel alarm again
1/3
setting off the Squirrel alarm again
1/3
November 2, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Owl is out there
setting off the Squirrel alarm again
1/3
setting off the Squirrel alarm again
1/3
ELLIOTT: “.. At present, virtually every alarm bell warning of a substantial bear market ahead is ringing.”
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November 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
ELLIOTT: “.. At present, virtually every alarm bell warning of a substantial bear market ahead is ringing.”
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So einen Alarm hatten wir noch nie. Nach ersten Informationen wurde das offizielle Warnsystem gehackt.
November 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
So einen Alarm hatten wir noch nie. Nach ersten Informationen wurde das offizielle Warnsystem gehackt.
Officially call this a diner menu style PSA
November 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Officially call this a diner menu style PSA
🇺🇦 Alarm app is broken
November 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
🇺🇦 Alarm app is broken
Setting off all my "how the fuck is this legal?!" alarm bells
November 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Setting off all my "how the fuck is this legal?!" alarm bells
Not to alarm anybody before November 3rd, but is anyone else worried about how f*cking stupid Americans are
November 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Not to alarm anybody before November 3rd, but is anyone else worried about how f*cking stupid Americans are
Face of someone who's just set a 430am alarm. 🥱
November 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Face of someone who's just set a 430am alarm. 🥱
Good morning bluesky! Vote!
Vote Alarm Clock Displaying 'VOTE'
Alt: 'VOTE' flashes on an alarm clock
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November 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Good morning bluesky! Vote!
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If you haven't already, please go out and VOTE today. We are many.
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If you haven't already, please go out and VOTE today. We are many.
Vote Alarm Clock Displaying 'VOTE'
Alt: Vote Alarm Clock Displaying 'VOTE'
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November 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Trading in the dead rat alarm would be an upgrade
November 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Trading in the dead rat alarm would be an upgrade
that’s the go vote alarm
November 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
that’s the go vote alarm
Hear me out: This instead of alarm clocks.
November 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hear me out: This instead of alarm clocks.
my morning routine:
- previous night go to bed at 3am (fuck how is it 3am already?)
- set alarm to 10am and lie to yourself you'll get 7 hours of sleep
- fall asleep closer to 4, wake up before 9 for some fucking reason
- go piss girl
- can't sleep before alarm
- fall asleep for 2 hours after alarm
- previous night go to bed at 3am (fuck how is it 3am already?)
- set alarm to 10am and lie to yourself you'll get 7 hours of sleep
- fall asleep closer to 4, wake up before 9 for some fucking reason
- go piss girl
- can't sleep before alarm
- fall asleep for 2 hours after alarm
November 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
my morning routine:
- previous night go to bed at 3am (fuck how is it 3am already?)
- set alarm to 10am and lie to yourself you'll get 7 hours of sleep
- fall asleep closer to 4, wake up before 9 for some fucking reason
- go piss girl
- can't sleep before alarm
- fall asleep for 2 hours after alarm
- previous night go to bed at 3am (fuck how is it 3am already?)
- set alarm to 10am and lie to yourself you'll get 7 hours of sleep
- fall asleep closer to 4, wake up before 9 for some fucking reason
- go piss girl
- can't sleep before alarm
- fall asleep for 2 hours after alarm
‘We have a serious issue here’: Georgia GOP gov candidate sounds alarm about turnout
politi.co/4f33YnJ
politi.co/4f33YnJ
‘We have a serious issue here’: Georgia GOP gov candidate sounds alarm about turnout
politi.co/4f33YnJ
‘We have a serious issue here’: Georgia GOP gov candidate sounds alarm about turnout
politi.co/4f33YnJ
www.politico.com
November 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
‘We have a serious issue here’: Georgia GOP gov candidate sounds alarm about turnout
politi.co/4f33YnJ
politi.co/4f33YnJ
"Wololo!"
Age of Empires Unit Converted Alarm
ALT: Age of Empires Unit Converted Alarm
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November 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
"Wololo!"
Suck it, MAGA!
Loser Alarm
ALT: Loser Alarm
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November 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Suck it, MAGA!
holy fuck
Gem Alarm Gem Alert
ALT: Gem Alarm Gem Alert
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November 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
holy fuck
Pull the fire alarm again
November 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Pull the fire alarm again