my mom: this is your cousin alchie, he's big jim-jim's (your granddad's brother) son's mother's nephew. *whispers* He's one of The Balds.
me:
me:
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
my mom: this is your cousin alchie, he's big jim-jim's (your granddad's brother) son's mother's nephew. *whispers* He's one of The Balds.
me:
me:
"looking through a prick" doesn't make sense and "fairly opaque" suggests she can see through a wang in some capacity. It's trash talk gibberish by a decaying alchie mom at a bar.
November 3, 2024 at 1:26 PM
"looking through a prick" doesn't make sense and "fairly opaque" suggests she can see through a wang in some capacity. It's trash talk gibberish by a decaying alchie mom at a bar.
🎨 #commseli
Uma comm mais antiga da minha alchie de Ragnarok Online! Gosto bastante dessa também.
A artista é a Lisandra, amiga minha que é um ser transcendente que não usa rede social nenhuma.
Uma comm mais antiga da minha alchie de Ragnarok Online! Gosto bastante dessa também.
A artista é a Lisandra, amiga minha que é um ser transcendente que não usa rede social nenhuma.
January 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
🎨 #commseli
Uma comm mais antiga da minha alchie de Ragnarok Online! Gosto bastante dessa também.
A artista é a Lisandra, amiga minha que é um ser transcendente que não usa rede social nenhuma.
Uma comm mais antiga da minha alchie de Ragnarok Online! Gosto bastante dessa também.
A artista é a Lisandra, amiga minha que é um ser transcendente que não usa rede social nenhuma.
he has 80 year old alchie grampa face
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
he has 80 year old alchie grampa face
i do sort of miss manic-depressive alchie eva but it's nice living in the timeline where she doesn't off herself
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i do sort of miss manic-depressive alchie eva but it's nice living in the timeline where she doesn't off herself
The company and lead creative are desperate, regardless of why. She's absolutely bitter that they're disowning her but also on the other hand she needs the validation of being Famous Harry Potter Author, JK Rowling, rather than "insane alchie has-been tweeted some weird shit"
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The company and lead creative are desperate, regardless of why. She's absolutely bitter that they're disowning her but also on the other hand she needs the validation of being Famous Harry Potter Author, JK Rowling, rather than "insane alchie has-been tweeted some weird shit"
They are "gun free" zones because a soldier who was radicalized online did a mass-shooting at Fort Hood with his personal weapon in 2009. He should remember, he was in the Army back then but maybe the alchie haze has made him forget.
April 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
They are "gun free" zones because a soldier who was radicalized online did a mass-shooting at Fort Hood with his personal weapon in 2009. He should remember, he was in the Army back then but maybe the alchie haze has made him forget.
I'm so tired of watching that fucking alchie ramble, man.
June 27, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I'm so tired of watching that fucking alchie ramble, man.
I overall think this is a cool cover but there is one act of UTTER COWARDICE I cannot and will not forgive
WHY IS SHE NOT HOLDING A BEAMKLAIVE!?
give her a LIGHTSABER
GIVE THE ALCHIE HER LASER SWORD
WHY IS SHE NOT HOLDING A BEAMKLAIVE!?
give her a LIGHTSABER
GIVE THE ALCHIE HER LASER SWORD
June 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I overall think this is a cool cover but there is one act of UTTER COWARDICE I cannot and will not forgive
WHY IS SHE NOT HOLDING A BEAMKLAIVE!?
give her a LIGHTSABER
GIVE THE ALCHIE HER LASER SWORD
WHY IS SHE NOT HOLDING A BEAMKLAIVE!?
give her a LIGHTSABER
GIVE THE ALCHIE HER LASER SWORD
The preview for next week’s #rhoslc. Whitney calling Meredith an alchie and a pill popper in that stupid fucking wig.
a woman is crying and saying `` oh , i love you so much '' while sitting in a kitchen .
ALT: a woman is crying and saying `` oh , i love you so much '' while sitting in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The preview for next week’s #rhoslc. Whitney calling Meredith an alchie and a pill popper in that stupid fucking wig.
One psyk alchie!
May 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
One psyk alchie!
fanart of how my brain absorbed this image
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
fanart of how my brain absorbed this image
I really never intended to become a full blown alchie again but it only took one devastatingly fucked up situation to throw my shit into wack for half a decade. really hoping I can get the therapy I need and to stick to the plan. but it has to be now. I need to be a better parent.
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I really never intended to become a full blown alchie again but it only took one devastatingly fucked up situation to throw my shit into wack for half a decade. really hoping I can get the therapy I need and to stick to the plan. but it has to be now. I need to be a better parent.
I've known a lot of vets who went, saw, came home, and never touched a bottle
War doesn't turn you into an alchie, poor coping skills, poor social supports, and a toxic mindset about suffering in silence do
War doesn't turn you into an alchie, poor coping skills, poor social supports, and a toxic mindset about suffering in silence do
December 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I've known a lot of vets who went, saw, came home, and never touched a bottle
War doesn't turn you into an alchie, poor coping skills, poor social supports, and a toxic mindset about suffering in silence do
War doesn't turn you into an alchie, poor coping skills, poor social supports, and a toxic mindset about suffering in silence do
Morning you sexy filthy animals I am drunker than an alchie at a free bar…. The funeral went well yesterday, the whisky went to well, I’m going to bed now not a bad effort for an old bloke but now need to sleep. Goodnight you sexy lot #dadbod
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Morning you sexy filthy animals I am drunker than an alchie at a free bar…. The funeral went well yesterday, the whisky went to well, I’m going to bed now not a bad effort for an old bloke but now need to sleep. Goodnight you sexy lot #dadbod
my alchie dad used to use that quote too but in a different way
June 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
my alchie dad used to use that quote too but in a different way
Any of my (Alchie) gym friends who are fkn SNATCHED stay that way cause they only drink clears & seltzers. I love when ppl make Husk with any body type, but sometimes people say things about the canon designs being “wrong” so “factually” (& add the body shaming components) & it irks tf outta me. 🥲
June 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Any of my (Alchie) gym friends who are fkn SNATCHED stay that way cause they only drink clears & seltzers. I love when ppl make Husk with any body type, but sometimes people say things about the canon designs being “wrong” so “factually” (& add the body shaming components) & it irks tf outta me. 🥲
I AM HIDING IN THE CLOSEST BUT I’M NOT A FAGGOT MY FRIENDS NEVER FOUND OUT MY MOM WAS A CHRISTIAN MY DAD WAS AN ALCHIE I BET THAT HE KILLS ME I DON’T KNOW HOW GOD THINKS BUT GOD DO YOU LOVE ME
September 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I AM HIDING IN THE CLOSEST BUT I’M NOT A FAGGOT MY FRIENDS NEVER FOUND OUT MY MOM WAS A CHRISTIAN MY DAD WAS AN ALCHIE I BET THAT HE KILLS ME I DON’T KNOW HOW GOD THINKS BUT GOD DO YOU LOVE ME
Alchie 👀
Glad Cinch is gone and that horrible purple colour. At least HSBC red makes me think of Stella Artois 😆
June 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Alchie 👀
don't HAVE to be alchie btw.. i can make u smth virgin but if you still ain't down that's completely fine! 🩷🩷🩷🩷
July 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
don't HAVE to be alchie btw.. i can make u smth virgin but if you still ain't down that's completely fine! 🩷🩷🩷🩷
This campaign seems to be going as well as can be expected being led by a rage filled alchie...🤦🏻
I am very happy that all the jets crews have been recovered safely and are being treated. But fucking hell...
I am very happy that all the jets crews have been recovered safely and are being treated. But fucking hell...
Three US F-15E Strike Eagles were downed over Kuwait, shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses. All six aircrew ejected.
March 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
This campaign seems to be going as well as can be expected being led by a rage filled alchie...🤦🏻
I am very happy that all the jets crews have been recovered safely and are being treated. But fucking hell...
I am very happy that all the jets crews have been recovered safely and are being treated. But fucking hell...
Thank you Alchie 🐻
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Thank you Alchie 🐻
essa era a mais simplezinha mas talvez a melhor por isso mesmo
meu deus minha alchie principal era feia antes de trocar o cabelim dela
meu deus minha alchie principal era feia antes de trocar o cabelim dela
February 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
essa era a mais simplezinha mas talvez a melhor por isso mesmo
meu deus minha alchie principal era feia antes de trocar o cabelim dela
meu deus minha alchie principal era feia antes de trocar o cabelim dela