Like, I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry observed reality does not align with your priors.
November 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Like, I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry observed reality does not align with your priors.
god I need just a couple more circumstances to align for me to be able to tell an utterly delicious true Cernovich story from last year
El-Sayed was so good on 60 Minutes that he won over MAGA Nostradumbass Mike Cernovich
November 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
god I need just a couple more circumstances to align for me to be able to tell an utterly delicious true Cernovich story from last year
Exit Polls are like preseason basketball games, they don’t mean anything unless they align your priors in which case they’re very important.
November 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Exit Polls are like preseason basketball games, they don’t mean anything unless they align your priors in which case they’re very important.
The thing about all big money men who decided to align themselves with trump and went on and on about the vibe shift etc is that trump was always a known fuckwit whose mental faculties were visibly declining. the obvious play was to ride it out. you didnt have to align yourself with him. dumb fucks
November 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The thing about all big money men who decided to align themselves with trump and went on and on about the vibe shift etc is that trump was always a known fuckwit whose mental faculties were visibly declining. the obvious play was to ride it out. you didnt have to align yourself with him. dumb fucks
Nokian Tyres has announced that they will be pulling their sponsorship of the 2027 IIHF World Hockey Championships if Russia is allowed to participate.
Spokesperson states allowing Russia to play does not align with the companies values.
Spokesperson states allowing Russia to play does not align with the companies values.
November 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Nokian Tyres has announced that they will be pulling their sponsorship of the 2027 IIHF World Hockey Championships if Russia is allowed to participate.
Spokesperson states allowing Russia to play does not align with the companies values.
Spokesperson states allowing Russia to play does not align with the companies values.
All Ukraine's interests align with American interests. They just don't align with the Trump crime family's interests.
October 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
All Ukraine's interests align with American interests. They just don't align with the Trump crime family's interests.
I also worry this will kneecap the radical change necessary but just remember the dems are not your friends, trust no bitch until their actions align with their words, hold them to account, there's still much work to be done
November 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I also worry this will kneecap the radical change necessary but just remember the dems are not your friends, trust no bitch until their actions align with their words, hold them to account, there's still much work to be done
It's one thing to be fascist or fascist-adjacent throughout the rise of Trump. But to align yourself with these evil sh1ts during their end-game is the pinnacle of twattery.
I didn’t think it was possible to combine primary-loser-sour-grapes & Islamophobia into a more toxic cocktail than Andrew Cuomo. But Haley Stevens has managed to do it.
November 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It's one thing to be fascist or fascist-adjacent throughout the rise of Trump. But to align yourself with these evil sh1ts during their end-game is the pinnacle of twattery.
Our final 2026 election forecast update at FiftyPlusOne: The final polls and race ratings show a late shift toward Dems.
The handicappers had been lagging quant forecasts like ours, which saw the shift toward Democrats coming months ago. Now they all align
blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/the-final-...
The handicappers had been lagging quant forecasts like ours, which saw the shift toward Democrats coming months ago. Now they all align
blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/the-final-...
November 3, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Our final 2026 election forecast update at FiftyPlusOne: The final polls and race ratings show a late shift toward Dems.
The handicappers had been lagging quant forecasts like ours, which saw the shift toward Democrats coming months ago. Now they all align
blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/the-final-...
The handicappers had been lagging quant forecasts like ours, which saw the shift toward Democrats coming months ago. Now they all align
blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/the-final-...
VRUnderground and other AI sycophants on twitter really are making great choices on who to publicly align themselves with right now
November 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
VRUnderground and other AI sycophants on twitter really are making great choices on who to publicly align themselves with right now
During the next Zelda WR attempt, the runner will only speak in onomatopoeia in order to spiritually align with Link.
November 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
During the next Zelda WR attempt, the runner will only speak in onomatopoeia in order to spiritually align with Link.
✨⭐️🌟💫 please let the stars align for Nixon 💫🌟⭐️✨
November 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
✨⭐️🌟💫 please let the stars align for Nixon 💫🌟⭐️✨
when separate quests align MWAH!
November 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
when separate quests align MWAH!
November 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I really hope Fetterman throws a few big oaf tantrums over El-Sayed and humiliates Democratic leadership. I feel like that would finally make democratic leadership align with voters on the Israel lobby.
November 4, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I really hope Fetterman throws a few big oaf tantrums over El-Sayed and humiliates Democratic leadership. I feel like that would finally make democratic leadership align with voters on the Israel lobby.
I think the reading of Star Wars as a text I most align with is that the neoliberal warrior monks that are the Jedi made Anakin Skywalker inevitable, and also that the Empire also created its own destruction in Luke and Leia
November 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I think the reading of Star Wars as a text I most align with is that the neoliberal warrior monks that are the Jedi made Anakin Skywalker inevitable, and also that the Empire also created its own destruction in Luke and Leia
Also: how does the finance minister supposedly having a veto on individual commercial energy developments align with the whole central vision of Burnhamism, which is devolution?
October 31, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Also: how does the finance minister supposedly having a veto on individual commercial energy developments align with the whole central vision of Burnhamism, which is devolution?
More than 40% of the fake names the fascist regime provided do not align with voter roles. - fixed your headline. …. Of course, their completely made up and random name generator list of names didn’t align with actual voters.
October 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
More than 40% of the fake names the fascist regime provided do not align with voter roles. - fixed your headline. …. Of course, their completely made up and random name generator list of names didn’t align with actual voters.
I feel like I need a shorthand for this so we can all align on expectations nice and early. Some kind of ... social code so that we can all align on how much nonsense we're willing to tolerate.
November 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
I feel like I need a shorthand for this so we can all align on expectations nice and early. Some kind of ... social code so that we can all align on how much nonsense we're willing to tolerate.
It's difficult for me to understand non-white support for Trump and his team who actively and openly marginalize people of color.
Why would they align with a movement that doesn't respect their place in it?
Why would they align with a movement that doesn't respect their place in it?
November 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It's difficult for me to understand non-white support for Trump and his team who actively and openly marginalize people of color.
Why would they align with a movement that doesn't respect their place in it?
Why would they align with a movement that doesn't respect their place in it?
Lick one shoe while head under another to align your chakras
November 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Lick one shoe while head under another to align your chakras
To align with Mike Rogers is to align with Trump 🤬
November 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
To align with Mike Rogers is to align with Trump 🤬
Stevens showcasing that most Dems will align with whiteness before they align with any kind of "values."
November 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Stevens showcasing that most Dems will align with whiteness before they align with any kind of "values."
It’s the journalistic equivalent of giving out federal disaster aid to red states but not blue ones. They are definitely making judgment calls and those calls align with an ideology
They think you are stupid. That’s why they say things like this. They think you are too stupid to understand that they are, in fact, rendering judgement: They are making the judgement that it is more important for you to think about the Dans Sullivan than, for example, a new Trump rape allegation.
November 1, 2026 at 3:55 PM
It’s the journalistic equivalent of giving out federal disaster aid to red states but not blue ones. They are definitely making judgment calls and those calls align with an ideology