sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 PM
sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.
Leonard Leo, Harlan Crow, Ginni Thomas, Martha Alito, John Roberts, Sam Alito, and Clarence Thomas love it when you blame Garland and Biden for the fact that the Supreme Court stopped the cases against Trump.
November 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Leonard Leo, Harlan Crow, Ginni Thomas, Martha Alito, John Roberts, Sam Alito, and Clarence Thomas love it when you blame Garland and Biden for the fact that the Supreme Court stopped the cases against Trump.
The Supreme Court holds that fascism is bad. Thomas and Alito dissent.
May 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Supreme Court holds that fascism is bad. Thomas and Alito dissent.
So, uh, Sammy Alito didn't recuse.
January 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So, uh, Sammy Alito didn't recuse.
sam alito looking at the voting rights act
March 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
sam alito looking at the voting rights act
Also "Justice Alito" and "Ketanji".
I don’t quite follow this demolishing argument, is it unconstitutional to accept birthday wishes on the day after your birthday?
March 23, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Also "Justice Alito" and "Ketanji".
Of course Alito and Thomas dissent like the whiny pains in the ass they are.
September 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Of course Alito and Thomas dissent like the whiny pains in the ass they are.
“Alito has the opinion”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“Alito has the opinion”
Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Samuel Alito preparing to raise absolutely the craziest flag you've ever seen at his Long Beach Island compound.
Alito must recuse.
Justice Samuel Alito talking to Trump two days before SCOTUS could be deciding on whether Trump’s sentencing proceeds is another disgraceful reminder how little Alito cares about any appearance of corruption or impropriety.
January 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Alito must recuse.
"...Alito delivered the opinion..."
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
"I've added some notes"
"I've added some notes"
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
Mini cheddars and yoghurt.
Mini cheddars and yoghurt.
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"...Alito delivered the opinion..."
Everything is awful, but Sam Alito is really mad, so there's that.
May 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Everything is awful, but Sam Alito is really mad, so there's that.
i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome”
cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip!
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cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip!
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
A Brief History of Sam Alito’s Delusional Obsession With Voter Fraud
His conduct in several recent cases suggests that Alito is deep in the right-wing conspiracy theory weeds.
ballsandstrikes.org
September 18, 2026 at 1:45 PM
i'm not over Alito saying we shouldn't count ballots that are mailed on or before Election Day but arrive shortly afterwards bc they can “radically flip” the “apparent outcome”
cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip!
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
cannot stress enough that, until all ballots are counted, there's no outcome to flip!
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/alito...
The most shamelessly corrupt justices have been Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas. Last year, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduced formal articles of impeachment against Justices Alito and Thomas.
Now it’s time to turn up the heat and demand the impeachment of Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas.
Now it’s time to turn up the heat and demand the impeachment of Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas.
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The most shamelessly corrupt justices have been Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas. Last year, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduced formal articles of impeachment against Justices Alito and Thomas.
Now it’s time to turn up the heat and demand the impeachment of Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas.
Now it’s time to turn up the heat and demand the impeachment of Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas.
I think I’m right about Thomas and Alito ….
Quote of the day from @mollyjongfast.bsky.social: “Thomas and Alito are basically Fox News hosts at this point…”
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Rick Wilson, Amanda Zurawski & Randi Weingarten
Podcast Episode · Fast Politics with Molly Jong-Fast · 03/10/2025 · 46m
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March 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I think I’m right about Thomas and Alito ….
Samuel and Martha-Ann Alito are still celebrating the election.
December 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Samuel and Martha-Ann Alito are still celebrating the election.
This is Alito-level clueless butthurt.
1-800-CMON-NOW, Maggie Haberman. (h/t @froomkin.bsky.social)
September 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
This is Alito-level clueless butthurt.
BREAKING: Justice Alito takes call from Trump, right as Trump's lawyers sought stay to stop Trump's criminal sentencing in NYC.
Alito claims it was to help a former clerk get a job.
Doesn't matter. Federal law requires Alito now be DISQUALIFIED from the Trump stay petition.
Alito claims it was to help a former clerk get a job.
Doesn't matter. Federal law requires Alito now be DISQUALIFIED from the Trump stay petition.
January 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BREAKING: Justice Alito takes call from Trump, right as Trump's lawyers sought stay to stop Trump's criminal sentencing in NYC.
Alito claims it was to help a former clerk get a job.
Doesn't matter. Federal law requires Alito now be DISQUALIFIED from the Trump stay petition.
Alito claims it was to help a former clerk get a job.
Doesn't matter. Federal law requires Alito now be DISQUALIFIED from the Trump stay petition.
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
January 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Heartbreaking day for me. It turns out a different Sam Alito has been reading my Pornhub essays.
I love that Samuel Alito retired from the Supreme Court so he could be the InfoWars Elf™️
July 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I love that Samuel Alito retired from the Supreme Court so he could be the InfoWars Elf™️
Can't help but wonder if Thomas and Alito are on that Epstein list.
September 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Can't help but wonder if Thomas and Alito are on that Epstein list.
Alito must have phoned him.
Dude is absolutely melting down on social media today, and he couldn’t even toss in a perfunctory “Happy Mother’s Day” among all the crazy stuff he’s been posting
May 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Alito must have phoned him.
Very much enjoying Alito citing multiple foreign sources today....
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Very much enjoying Alito citing multiple foreign sources today....
the way it works is that if i say, "i'm a black american," sam alito thinks that is "dividing people up by race." but if someone says, "get that jigaboo out of my country," alito thinks, "looks like nothing to me"
Alito authoring opinion saying fixing a racial gerrymander is also racist and then musing, 2 hours later, during oral argument about Trump's racist effort to end humanitarian protections against deportation for Haitians, about how he doesn't like dividing up people by race
I loathe this man so much
I loathe this man so much
June 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
the way it works is that if i say, "i'm a black american," sam alito thinks that is "dividing people up by race." but if someone says, "get that jigaboo out of my country," alito thinks, "looks like nothing to me"
Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Barrett, Roberts—they’ve unleashed this monster.
So now that a judge is under attack, Chief Justice John Roberts wakes up to push back. Wasn’t he the guy who wrote immunity was needed so the President wouldn’t be deterred “from taking the bold and unhesitating action required of an independent Executive”? Like what you did now, Justice Roberts?
March 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Barrett, Roberts—they’ve unleashed this monster.