feeling allosexual. you have 2.5 minutes to sit on it
March 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
feeling allosexual. you have 2.5 minutes to sit on it
Yeah, that’s something that really gets on my nerves (at the very least!), people involving non-consenting people in their kinks. Most allosexual people have SOME kind of kink, but don’t be fucking creepy about it.
I don’t get this behavior, like I understand it but I also don’t get it. I mean, I’m a weird guy, I’m into weird shit, but I’m not going to try and involve some random celebrity in it. I’ve always felt uncomfortable with the idea of getting actual real people involved in kink scenarios.
September 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Yeah, that’s something that really gets on my nerves (at the very least!), people involving non-consenting people in their kinks. Most allosexual people have SOME kind of kink, but don’t be fucking creepy about it.
my research makes me believe that muscle is the infraspinatus fascia. allosexual people are so fascinating to me
me: so ive drawn this character with muscles but i dont know whats considered "attractive", do you have any idea of what i should add to--
friend: (interrupting me) here. (points at a specific spot). you should add visible muscles here. that would make it so hot
friend: (interrupting me) here. (points at a specific spot). you should add visible muscles here. that would make it so hot
July 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
my research makes me believe that muscle is the infraspinatus fascia. allosexual people are so fascinating to me
I love to larp being allosexual
September 22, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I love to larp being allosexual
Shouts out to the person who quote reposted this apparently completely mystified by this ALLOSEXUAL FREAK and her INCOMPREHENSIBLE DEVIANCIES
July 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Shouts out to the person who quote reposted this apparently completely mystified by this ALLOSEXUAL FREAK and her INCOMPREHENSIBLE DEVIANCIES
Allosexual folks can and do enjoy fucking a couch and they’re still allosexual because fucking a couch isn’t inherently halal
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Allosexual folks can and do enjoy fucking a couch and they’re still allosexual because fucking a couch isn’t inherently halal
"How can you write pornographic fanfic if you're asexual?", we ask, as though your average allosexual fanfic author DOES have first-hand experience with getting railed by a werewolf with a two-foot cock.
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
"How can you write pornographic fanfic if you're asexual?", we ask, as though your average allosexual fanfic author DOES have first-hand experience with getting railed by a werewolf with a two-foot cock.
shaking pissing and crying trying to write allosexual characters you cannot pay me to make my characters allo
April 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
shaking pissing and crying trying to write allosexual characters you cannot pay me to make my characters allo
I am allosexual which of course means I'm attracted to allosauruses
March 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I am allosexual which of course means I'm attracted to allosauruses
trans women are allosexual before they're white
we need a new discourse
what's goin on out there
what's goin on out there
July 30, 2024 at 11:05 PM
trans women are allosexual before they're white
I told an asexual friend of mine that I'm allosexual.
She said I just haven't found the right garlic bread yet.
She said I just haven't found the right garlic bread yet.
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I told an asexual friend of mine that I'm allosexual.
She said I just haven't found the right garlic bread yet.
She said I just haven't found the right garlic bread yet.
If after all this fucking bullshit I end up just a normal, straight, allosexual woman I'm gonna be SO FUCKING MAD.
ALL THESE LOOP DEE LOOPS FOR THIS?!
ALL THESE LOOP DEE LOOPS FOR THIS?!
May 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
If after all this fucking bullshit I end up just a normal, straight, allosexual woman I'm gonna be SO FUCKING MAD.
ALL THESE LOOP DEE LOOPS FOR THIS?!
ALL THESE LOOP DEE LOOPS FOR THIS?!
ninjas are lizardmen. "ninja" is an oppressive class, like adult people or allosexual people.
March 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
ninjas are lizardmen. "ninja" is an oppressive class, like adult people or allosexual people.
Just realised
I never showed off his concept sheet
I never showed off his concept sheet
March 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just realised
I never showed off his concept sheet
I never showed off his concept sheet
cisgender able-bodied allistic allosexual heterosexual white USian
March 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
cisgender able-bodied allistic allosexual heterosexual white USian
allosexual cisheteros are something else again
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
allosexual cisheteros are something else again
chappell roan turned me allosexual
September 22, 2024 at 6:15 PM
chappell roan turned me allosexual
being ace is fun
I sent this voice clip to a very allosexual girl I play with and said “But yeah, enjoy this. It’s not like you’ll ever get to hear it in person.”
I sent this voice clip to a very allosexual girl I play with and said “But yeah, enjoy this. It’s not like you’ll ever get to hear it in person.”
apparently voice training extends to orgasms too
I kinda sound like porn now
I kinda sound like porn now
September 27, 2026 at 11:46 AM
being ace is fun
I sent this voice clip to a very allosexual girl I play with and said “But yeah, enjoy this. It’s not like you’ll ever get to hear it in person.”
I sent this voice clip to a very allosexual girl I play with and said “But yeah, enjoy this. It’s not like you’ll ever get to hear it in person.”
As an allosexual, seeing Jane Fonda aggressively pushing for lurking scares me.
June 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
As an allosexual, seeing Jane Fonda aggressively pushing for lurking scares me.
I used to be an allosexual like you, but then I took an aro to the knee
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I used to be an allosexual like you, but then I took an aro to the knee
Hey, ace people, CC allosexual queer people: yeah, so queer in this instance absolutely includes us. We have no place in the baby making machine, so they have no use for us.
Gov. Bill Lee signed a resolution defining family as a man, a woman, and their children, a move critics say targets LGBTQ+ households.
https://mrf.lu/HSG4
https://mrf.lu/HSG4
April 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hey, ace people, CC allosexual queer people: yeah, so queer in this instance absolutely includes us. We have no place in the baby making machine, so they have no use for us.
i would be the April O'Neil of bribing allosexual volcels
May 7, 2026 at 5:43 AM
i would be the April O'Neil of bribing allosexual volcels
not allosexual, not alloromantic and not allowed on airplanes
September 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
not allosexual, not alloromantic and not allowed on airplanes
every time someone tells me "short = minor coded" i take an inch off lucifer's height
every time someone tells me "alastor is ace and therefore can't [insert allosexual stupidty here]" I make his cock 1cm bigger
at some point al's dick will be bigger than lucifer
every time someone tells me "alastor is ace and therefore can't [insert allosexual stupidty here]" I make his cock 1cm bigger
at some point al's dick will be bigger than lucifer
May 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
every time someone tells me "short = minor coded" i take an inch off lucifer's height
every time someone tells me "alastor is ace and therefore can't [insert allosexual stupidty here]" I make his cock 1cm bigger
at some point al's dick will be bigger than lucifer
every time someone tells me "alastor is ace and therefore can't [insert allosexual stupidty here]" I make his cock 1cm bigger
at some point al's dick will be bigger than lucifer