August 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Imagine eating a bowl of Alphabits cereal and you get choked on the d
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Imagine eating a bowl of Alphabits cereal and you get choked on the d
Make bigots feel bad about justifying being deplorable pieces of shit because their Alphabits told them to.
May 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Make bigots feel bad about justifying being deplorable pieces of shit because their Alphabits told them to.
The discontinued Alphabits.
3. You are watching Saturday Morning Cartoons.
Which cereal are you eating?
Which cereal are you eating?
May 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The discontinued Alphabits.
I saw someone in a YouTube chat say "Alphabits tasted like ground up Trapper Keepers" and I may never recover
February 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I saw someone in a YouTube chat say "Alphabits tasted like ground up Trapper Keepers" and I may never recover
Claude's level of sentience is exactly halfway between the sentience of a Tarot deck and a bowl of Alphabits.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Claude's level of sentience is exactly halfway between the sentience of a Tarot deck and a bowl of Alphabits.
#MusicChallenge
#FoolishPrizes
4/19 Alphabits #cereal
Fleetwood Mac - Blue Letter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Sh...
#FoolishPrizes
4/19 Alphabits #cereal
Fleetwood Mac - Blue Letter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Sh...
April 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
#MusicChallenge
#FoolishPrizes
4/19 Alphabits #cereal
Fleetwood Mac - Blue Letter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Sh...
#FoolishPrizes
4/19 Alphabits #cereal
Fleetwood Mac - Blue Letter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Sh...
Is time...
Meet the Alphabits!
(Remastered)
#oc #originalcharacters
#moots #alphabits #artmoots
#alphabet
Meet the Alphabits!
(Remastered)
#oc #originalcharacters
#moots #alphabits #artmoots
#alphabet
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Is time...
Meet the Alphabits!
(Remastered)
#oc #originalcharacters
#moots #alphabits #artmoots
#alphabet
Meet the Alphabits!
(Remastered)
#oc #originalcharacters
#moots #alphabits #artmoots
#alphabet
Alphabits!
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Alphabits!
Alphabits. They were good once!
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Alphabits. They were good once!
I’ve seen more coherent sentences in a bowl of Alphabits.
September 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’ve seen more coherent sentences in a bowl of Alphabits.
November 30, 2024 at 10:30 AM
more like alphabits... or fruit loops
October 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
more like alphabits... or fruit loops
Believe what you believe.
But if what you believe is just a mask to justify hatred, yeah, I'll mock you for it, you hypocritical shits. Maybe let your Alphabits write your grocery list for you, too. That's about how mock- worthy your version of God actually is.
But if what you believe is just a mask to justify hatred, yeah, I'll mock you for it, you hypocritical shits. Maybe let your Alphabits write your grocery list for you, too. That's about how mock- worthy your version of God actually is.
June 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Believe what you believe.
But if what you believe is just a mask to justify hatred, yeah, I'll mock you for it, you hypocritical shits. Maybe let your Alphabits write your grocery list for you, too. That's about how mock- worthy your version of God actually is.
But if what you believe is just a mask to justify hatred, yeah, I'll mock you for it, you hypocritical shits. Maybe let your Alphabits write your grocery list for you, too. That's about how mock- worthy your version of God actually is.
I miss Alphabits especially frosted alphabits
Oat cereals just taste better
Oat cereals just taste better
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I miss Alphabits especially frosted alphabits
Oat cereals just taste better
Oat cereals just taste better
Meet & Greet: pt 2
Exploding Egg (Eddie).
Floppy Fish (fin).
Glowing Geist (Ginka).
Heated heart (Haley).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
Exploding Egg (Eddie).
Floppy Fish (fin).
Glowing Geist (Ginka).
Heated heart (Haley).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
December 5, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Meet & Greet: pt 2
Exploding Egg (Eddie).
Floppy Fish (fin).
Glowing Geist (Ginka).
Heated heart (Haley).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
Exploding Egg (Eddie).
Floppy Fish (fin).
Glowing Geist (Ginka).
Heated heart (Haley).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
... no Alphabits?
July 29, 2026 at 4:59 PM
... no Alphabits?
Happy lunar new year! 🐍
(Featuring Apep & Veer)
#OneDynastyChineseNewYear2025
#LunarNewYear
#OC #Alphabits #moots
(Featuring Apep & Veer)
#OneDynastyChineseNewYear2025
#LunarNewYear
#OC #Alphabits #moots
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Happy lunar new year! 🐍
(Featuring Apep & Veer)
#OneDynastyChineseNewYear2025
#LunarNewYear
#OC #Alphabits #moots
(Featuring Apep & Veer)
#OneDynastyChineseNewYear2025
#LunarNewYear
#OC #Alphabits #moots
Me:
The box of AlphaBits had fallen over and the letters that spilled out said “go fuck yourself asshole”
Therapist:
any ideas who might have…
M:
God works in mysterious ways but he don’t have to tell me nuthin twice
The box of AlphaBits had fallen over and the letters that spilled out said “go fuck yourself asshole”
Therapist:
any ideas who might have…
M:
God works in mysterious ways but he don’t have to tell me nuthin twice
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me:
The box of AlphaBits had fallen over and the letters that spilled out said “go fuck yourself asshole”
Therapist:
any ideas who might have…
M:
God works in mysterious ways but he don’t have to tell me nuthin twice
The box of AlphaBits had fallen over and the letters that spilled out said “go fuck yourself asshole”
Therapist:
any ideas who might have…
M:
God works in mysterious ways but he don’t have to tell me nuthin twice
Meet & Greet: pt 1
Armored Axe (Alec).
Battling Bee (Benicio).
Cacti Coon (Chloe).
Durable Dishware (Dylan).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
Armored Axe (Alec).
Battling Bee (Benicio).
Cacti Coon (Chloe).
Durable Dishware (Dylan).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Meet & Greet: pt 1
Armored Axe (Alec).
Battling Bee (Benicio).
Cacti Coon (Chloe).
Durable Dishware (Dylan).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
Armored Axe (Alec).
Battling Bee (Benicio).
Cacti Coon (Chloe).
Durable Dishware (Dylan).
#oc #originalcharacters #artmoots
#moots #Alphabits
wise man: tell me what you eat and I'll tell you what you are
me: pu- pus- ... alphabits
me: pu- pus- ... alphabits
December 16, 2023 at 11:39 PM
wise man: tell me what you eat and I'll tell you what you are
me: pu- pus- ... alphabits
me: pu- pus- ... alphabits
Counterargument: in the real world, sending in a bowl of AlphaBits as your resume doesn't make your candidacy irresistibly intriguing, it gets you summarily rejected. Headline writers should try to live a little more in that world.
I am once again asking you to read the article below the Bad Headline. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
January 15, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Counterargument: in the real world, sending in a bowl of AlphaBits as your resume doesn't make your candidacy irresistibly intriguing, it gets you summarily rejected. Headline writers should try to live a little more in that world.