*opening can of Alphaghetti* "I was born a peasant and I'll die a peasant"
October 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
*opening can of Alphaghetti* "I was born a peasant and I'll die a peasant"
I'm running LT Artist Proof auctions every Monday, Wednesday and Friday this month!
Up for grabs today: Alphaghetti
Bid on telegram please!
t.me/CosmicAquari...
Or DM me your bid here on bsky or email me your bid cosmicaquarium@crinklekit.com
Up for grabs today: Alphaghetti
Bid on telegram please!
t.me/CosmicAquari...
Or DM me your bid here on bsky or email me your bid cosmicaquarium@crinklekit.com
August 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I'm running LT Artist Proof auctions every Monday, Wednesday and Friday this month!
Up for grabs today: Alphaghetti
Bid on telegram please!
t.me/CosmicAquari...
Or DM me your bid here on bsky or email me your bid cosmicaquarium@crinklekit.com
Up for grabs today: Alphaghetti
Bid on telegram please!
t.me/CosmicAquari...
Or DM me your bid here on bsky or email me your bid cosmicaquarium@crinklekit.com
I have a weird craving for alphaghetti, so that's what I'm having for lunch. No idea why I'm craving it. It just tastes like a tomato-y tin can.
August 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I have a weird craving for alphaghetti, so that's what I'm having for lunch. No idea why I'm craving it. It just tastes like a tomato-y tin can.
It’s pasta in tomato sauce. Definitely not soup.
“Heinz Alpha-getti are fun noodle letters in a great tasting tomato sauce!”
www.kraftheinz.com/en-CA/heinz/...
“Heinz Alpha-getti are fun noodle letters in a great tasting tomato sauce!”
www.kraftheinz.com/en-CA/heinz/...
Alphaghetti | HEINZ | Canada | Products - Heinz® Canada
Heinz Alpha-getti are fun noodle letters in a great tasting tomato sauce! Ideal for busy evenings, Heinz Alpha-getti is an easy, quick meal that your kids are sure to enjoy. Just pour the Alpha-getti into a pot and simmer on the stove until warm. Whenever you or your kids eat them, you'll agree they spell F-U-N!
www.kraftheinz.com
July 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It’s pasta in tomato sauce. Definitely not soup.
“Heinz Alpha-getti are fun noodle letters in a great tasting tomato sauce!”
www.kraftheinz.com/en-CA/heinz/...
“Heinz Alpha-getti are fun noodle letters in a great tasting tomato sauce!”
www.kraftheinz.com/en-CA/heinz/...
the steamy little polynomial over duration which, if it just looks like alphaghetti makes people mad but so do ozone build ups at low altitude apparently MEANING that I did all of those things and THEN!!
Nature just smoked ciggies for me.
(So it’s quite a system)
Nature just smoked ciggies for me.
(So it’s quite a system)
Hotdogs on Face Prank
Alt: Hotdogs on Face Prank
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July 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
the steamy little polynomial over duration which, if it just looks like alphaghetti makes people mad but so do ozone build ups at low altitude apparently MEANING that I did all of those things and THEN!!
Nature just smoked ciggies for me.
(So it’s quite a system)
Nature just smoked ciggies for me.
(So it’s quite a system)
- Sometimes I'd mix things up and feed my breloom using absorb instead.
- That episode of Phineas and Ferb where they shrink down and go in a tiny submarine that's eaten by Candace
- That children's show about the dog that eats alphaghetti and it lets her talk
- That episode of Phineas and Ferb where they shrink down and go in a tiny submarine that's eaten by Candace
- That children's show about the dog that eats alphaghetti and it lets her talk
March 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
- Sometimes I'd mix things up and feed my breloom using absorb instead.
- That episode of Phineas and Ferb where they shrink down and go in a tiny submarine that's eaten by Candace
- That children's show about the dog that eats alphaghetti and it lets her talk
- That episode of Phineas and Ferb where they shrink down and go in a tiny submarine that's eaten by Candace
- That children's show about the dog that eats alphaghetti and it lets her talk
🚨EMERGENCY!
14 Moms need even $10 so they can go to the corner store and get their kids a few cans of ravioli, alphaghetti, kraft dinner
ANYTHING! 😢🆘
14 Moms need even $10 so they can go to the corner store and get their kids a few cans of ravioli, alphaghetti, kraft dinner
ANYTHING! 😢🆘
💔KIDS NEED TO EAT
PLEASE HELP
They woke up without breakfast, please don’t let them go to bed hungry…please help if you can
🆘$675 Eviction DUE MONDAY
🚨$680 for groceries
12 need $40
2 need $100
Reach out & I will connect u or PayPal/Etransfer
mrsbpotter@hotmail.com
PLEASE HELP
They woke up without breakfast, please don’t let them go to bed hungry…please help if you can
🆘$675 Eviction DUE MONDAY
🚨$680 for groceries
12 need $40
2 need $100
Reach out & I will connect u or PayPal/Etransfer
mrsbpotter@hotmail.com
February 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
🚨EMERGENCY!
14 Moms need even $10 so they can go to the corner store and get their kids a few cans of ravioli, alphaghetti, kraft dinner
ANYTHING! 😢🆘
14 Moms need even $10 so they can go to the corner store and get their kids a few cans of ravioli, alphaghetti, kraft dinner
ANYTHING! 😢🆘
I'm technically in the alphaghetti, but I'm never going to try and speak for anyone else's personal experience 'cos I just don't know it. I'd like to think most left leaning folk want to support others without having it be performative
June 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm technically in the alphaghetti, but I'm never going to try and speak for anyone else's personal experience 'cos I just don't know it. I'd like to think most left leaning folk want to support others without having it be performative
“Hey Bruce, did I ever tell you about this friend of mine who ate 9 cans of Alphaghetti in one sitting?”
“No, what happened to him?”
“He had to run to the bathroom and have the biggest VOWEL MOVEMENT the world had ever seen. HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“No, what happened to him?”
“He had to run to the bathroom and have the biggest VOWEL MOVEMENT the world had ever seen. HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
February 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“Hey Bruce, did I ever tell you about this friend of mine who ate 9 cans of Alphaghetti in one sitting?”
“No, what happened to him?”
“He had to run to the bathroom and have the biggest VOWEL MOVEMENT the world had ever seen. HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“No, what happened to him?”
“He had to run to the bathroom and have the biggest VOWEL MOVEMENT the world had ever seen. HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Strike force alphaghetti, engage
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Strike force alphaghetti, engage
I have no idea what this discourse this is referring to, but I would go with when Heinz, maker of alphaghetti and other shaped canned pasta, came out with "tiny totenkopfs". I mean, what were they thinking?
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have no idea what this discourse this is referring to, but I would go with when Heinz, maker of alphaghetti and other shaped canned pasta, came out with "tiny totenkopfs". I mean, what were they thinking?
I remember AlphaGhetti ... or AlphaGetti, or Alphabet Spaghetti, or ... It was fun to make words.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I remember AlphaGhetti ... or AlphaGetti, or Alphabet Spaghetti, or ... It was fun to make words.
I am grateful that I haven't had to have serious dental work in a good long while, but let me tell you I learned some lessons a few years back.
The value of Alphaghetti (or Zoodles) is not to be underestimated.
The value of Alphaghetti (or Zoodles) is not to be underestimated.
August 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I am grateful that I haven't had to have serious dental work in a good long while, but let me tell you I learned some lessons a few years back.
The value of Alphaghetti (or Zoodles) is not to be underestimated.
The value of Alphaghetti (or Zoodles) is not to be underestimated.
What's non-fun about granola bars, small boxes of cereal, lunchables, canned mini-ravioli or alphaghetti, small containers of fruit... etc. People give non-fun things like toothbrushes and pencils. I totally get your kid's understable reactions but that doesn't mean it everyone's.
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What's non-fun about granola bars, small boxes of cereal, lunchables, canned mini-ravioli or alphaghetti, small containers of fruit... etc. People give non-fun things like toothbrushes and pencils. I totally get your kid's understable reactions but that doesn't mean it everyone's.
It's the Home From School Lunch lunch
Grilled 🧀, Alphaghetti, and Watermelon 🍉 Kool Aid in my The Raccoons mug.
Grilled 🧀, Alphaghetti, and Watermelon 🍉 Kool Aid in my The Raccoons mug.
January 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's the Home From School Lunch lunch
Grilled 🧀, Alphaghetti, and Watermelon 🍉 Kool Aid in my The Raccoons mug.
Grilled 🧀, Alphaghetti, and Watermelon 🍉 Kool Aid in my The Raccoons mug.
Alphaghetti, I think 😁
March 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Alphaghetti, I think 😁
Officially the weirdest commission I was EVER asked to create.. and I love it. The old mascot “Alphaghetti Gobbler” zombified.. in a Santa suit with a loaf of wonder bread. Tell me I can’t make anything! #commissionart #weirdart #alphaghetti #canadianartist #justkeepcreating
November 29, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Officially the weirdest commission I was EVER asked to create.. and I love it. The old mascot “Alphaghetti Gobbler” zombified.. in a Santa suit with a loaf of wonder bread. Tell me I can’t make anything! #commissionart #weirdart #alphaghetti #canadianartist #justkeepcreating
but you said it can't be used in a pasta dish and one of the first examples is alphaghetti
March 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
but you said it can't be used in a pasta dish and one of the first examples is alphaghetti
Any food can tell your fortune if you're creative enough. Go on, open up a can of Alphaghetti-Os, dump it out, and look for portents in the letters!
I'm only half joking.
I'm only half joking.
more foods shuold tell your fortune
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Any food can tell your fortune if you're creative enough. Go on, open up a can of Alphaghetti-Os, dump it out, and look for portents in the letters!
I'm only half joking.
I'm only half joking.
I don’t like banana bread OR carrot cake.
Ballpark hotdogs w mustard, ketchup, relish, & onions (sometimes cheese)= better than fancy hotdogs. I don’t want a foot long, or a bratwurst, I want a Top Dog.
Eating alphaghetti out of the can is a fine dinner if I need calories so brain won’t shut down
Ballpark hotdogs w mustard, ketchup, relish, & onions (sometimes cheese)= better than fancy hotdogs. I don’t want a foot long, or a bratwurst, I want a Top Dog.
Eating alphaghetti out of the can is a fine dinner if I need calories so brain won’t shut down
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I don’t like banana bread OR carrot cake.
Ballpark hotdogs w mustard, ketchup, relish, & onions (sometimes cheese)= better than fancy hotdogs. I don’t want a foot long, or a bratwurst, I want a Top Dog.
Eating alphaghetti out of the can is a fine dinner if I need calories so brain won’t shut down
Ballpark hotdogs w mustard, ketchup, relish, & onions (sometimes cheese)= better than fancy hotdogs. I don’t want a foot long, or a bratwurst, I want a Top Dog.
Eating alphaghetti out of the can is a fine dinner if I need calories so brain won’t shut down
Is that Alphaghetti in Aspic?!!
March 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Is that Alphaghetti in Aspic?!!