Permanent night shift worker here, I regularly walk my dog at 6.30AM after my 12 hour night shift with a can of beer. I've been labelled as 'The Alsation Alky' on our local Facebook community page. Thanks, people.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Permanent night shift worker here, I regularly walk my dog at 6.30AM after my 12 hour night shift with a can of beer. I've been labelled as 'The Alsation Alky' on our local Facebook community page. Thanks, people.
CHAPTER ONE
It was a bright sunny morning in May, and Butch the Alsation had just taken three postmen out of the equation
It was a bright sunny morning in May, and Butch the Alsation had just taken three postmen out of the equation
September 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
CHAPTER ONE
It was a bright sunny morning in May, and Butch the Alsation had just taken three postmen out of the equation
It was a bright sunny morning in May, and Butch the Alsation had just taken three postmen out of the equation
I’ve just bathed the Wolf …
5 towels down
He’s like a giant sponge ..
When he dries he’ll look like a giant cloud
5 towels down
He’s like a giant sponge ..
When he dries he’ll look like a giant cloud
November 16, 2024 at 1:03 PM
I’ve just bathed the Wolf …
5 towels down
He’s like a giant sponge ..
When he dries he’ll look like a giant cloud
5 towels down
He’s like a giant sponge ..
When he dries he’ll look like a giant cloud
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Saxon is the name of a retired police alsation
March 21, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Saxon is the name of a retired police alsation
Today's portrait: Alsation.
Emulsion paint on board. 40cm x 40cm.
A very strong 7 month old. Managed to pull his owner down the stone steps in to my studio
#art #portraitartist #petportrait #alsation
Emulsion paint on board. 40cm x 40cm.
A very strong 7 month old. Managed to pull his owner down the stone steps in to my studio
#art #portraitartist #petportrait #alsation
January 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Today's portrait: Alsation.
Emulsion paint on board. 40cm x 40cm.
A very strong 7 month old. Managed to pull his owner down the stone steps in to my studio
#art #portraitartist #petportrait #alsation
Emulsion paint on board. 40cm x 40cm.
A very strong 7 month old. Managed to pull his owner down the stone steps in to my studio
#art #portraitartist #petportrait #alsation
Andrei Tarkovsky with his beloved Alsation Dakus
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
May 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Andrei Tarkovsky with his beloved Alsation Dakus
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
Andrei Tarkovsky with his beloved Alsation Dakus
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
April 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Andrei Tarkovsky with his beloved Alsation Dakus
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
📷 Gueorgui Pinkhassov, 1979
Pet portrait for my mum, of her German Shepherd Nora!
#petportrait #dog #germanshepherd #alsation #art #animalart #watercolour
#petportrait #dog #germanshepherd #alsation #art #animalart #watercolour
March 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pet portrait for my mum, of her German Shepherd Nora!
#petportrait #dog #germanshepherd #alsation #art #animalart #watercolour
#petportrait #dog #germanshepherd #alsation #art #animalart #watercolour
I just saw a dog that looked like an alsation wolf mix made of smoke
September 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I just saw a dog that looked like an alsation wolf mix made of smoke
I went to Makerfield yesterday leafleting with Stand Up to Racism. Shocking sights. Alsation dogs let out of a house on us. Thank god we got away. Later, we went to a pub where some piss head kicked off, demanding us to be thrown out. He was thrown out.
June 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I went to Makerfield yesterday leafleting with Stand Up to Racism. Shocking sights. Alsation dogs let out of a house on us. Thank god we got away. Later, we went to a pub where some piss head kicked off, demanding us to be thrown out. He was thrown out.
Made a new friend at the key cutters
(Valet left his house keys in Blackpool. This is why I call him Chaos Monkey)
(Valet left his house keys in Blackpool. This is why I call him Chaos Monkey)
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Made a new friend at the key cutters
(Valet left his house keys in Blackpool. This is why I call him Chaos Monkey)
(Valet left his house keys in Blackpool. This is why I call him Chaos Monkey)
Walking to work and I've just overheard a bloke talking gently but firmly to his Alsation about the need to behave around other doggies.
March 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Walking to work and I've just overheard a bloke talking gently but firmly to his Alsation about the need to behave around other doggies.
Drawing of my alsation girl Taylor!! I've missed her <3
June 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Drawing of my alsation girl Taylor!! I've missed her <3
A hairy Alsation portrait I did for a neighbour and the original photo:
Contact me if you would like a pet portrait like this..
@sligogirl.bsky.social #petportrait #art #commissionsopen
Contact me if you would like a pet portrait like this..
@sligogirl.bsky.social #petportrait #art #commissionsopen
July 26, 2026 at 11:57 AM
A hairy Alsation portrait I did for a neighbour and the original photo:
Contact me if you would like a pet portrait like this..
@sligogirl.bsky.social #petportrait #art #commissionsopen
Contact me if you would like a pet portrait like this..
@sligogirl.bsky.social #petportrait #art #commissionsopen
Incorrect
A Franco-German fighter jet would be an Alsation
A Franco-German fighter jet would be an Alsation
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Incorrect
A Franco-German fighter jet would be an Alsation
A Franco-German fighter jet would be an Alsation
Washed down with a delicious 2021 Alsation Riesling, it was perfect.
April 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Washed down with a delicious 2021 Alsation Riesling, it was perfect.
A couple more of The Pets™️
#pet #digital_art #tuxedo #alsation #german_shepherd #toe_beans #minimalist #simplistic #cat #dog
#pet #digital_art #tuxedo #alsation #german_shepherd #toe_beans #minimalist #simplistic #cat #dog
June 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
A couple more of The Pets™️
#pet #digital_art #tuxedo #alsation #german_shepherd #toe_beans #minimalist #simplistic #cat #dog
#pet #digital_art #tuxedo #alsation #german_shepherd #toe_beans #minimalist #simplistic #cat #dog
Roe Deer x5 -am- beside Tidal Pool, Greatham Creek. One died when a dog walker spotted a poacher with gun set his greyhound and alsation dogs on them. They brought down one and she saw him shot it. He made off after she challenged him. Police were in attendence as I left.
@teesbirds.bsky.social
@teesbirds.bsky.social
March 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Roe Deer x5 -am- beside Tidal Pool, Greatham Creek. One died when a dog walker spotted a poacher with gun set his greyhound and alsation dogs on them. They brought down one and she saw him shot it. He made off after she challenged him. Police were in attendence as I left.
@teesbirds.bsky.social
@teesbirds.bsky.social
Bottle of Alsation Wine, by Mario Avati
French, born 1921
1957
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/8106
French, born 1921
1957
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/8106
May 24, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Bottle of Alsation Wine, by Mario Avati
French, born 1921
1957
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/8106
French, born 1921
1957
More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/8106
For some reason I'm reminded of the old joke about the guy who parks his car in a rougher bit of Liverpool. Some kid comes out and says, "I'll watch your car for a quid", then the man declines, pointing out his alsation is in the back. The kid replies, "It can put out fires, can it?"
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
For some reason I'm reminded of the old joke about the guy who parks his car in a rougher bit of Liverpool. Some kid comes out and says, "I'll watch your car for a quid", then the man declines, pointing out his alsation is in the back. The kid replies, "It can put out fires, can it?"
"My dad's got an Alsation".
"Wait till you see what I've got!"
"Wait till you see what I've got!"
January 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"My dad's got an Alsation".
"Wait till you see what I've got!"
"Wait till you see what I've got!"
Walked past a woman and her dog on my way into work. Right as we passed eachother, the woman said "good girl" and without even thinking I said, "thank you."
Then realised she was 100% speaking to her Alsation and not me.
Then realised she was 100% speaking to her Alsation and not me.
March 19, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Walked past a woman and her dog on my way into work. Right as we passed eachother, the woman said "good girl" and without even thinking I said, "thank you."
Then realised she was 100% speaking to her Alsation and not me.
Then realised she was 100% speaking to her Alsation and not me.