#alternative-assets
What oil, what land, what assets did Venezuela steal from the US? And when? A social media post from an alternative reality.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Count me among those who believe that we need to drive these fascists out of power, stooping to dirty tricks if necessary. Strip their assets, hound them out of public life, make them afraid to even express their beliefs in public.

Drive them into exile before the only alternative is mass violence.
April 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Remember, if you need your WIP placeholder art assets to look presentable, then you don't intend to replace them until you get caught.

That's the benifit of the doubt option, because the alternative is:
you are incredibly bad at managing project assets and wasted time not using some obvious WIP art
March 22, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Using capital calls to more efficiently deploy cash flow into alternative assets
October 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Hey everyone, here's my version of Blonde Blazer!

I feel like the "slip" took to much attention from her other assets =D

And the "not so blonde" version for those interested!

As usual, you can find the alternative versions on the link in the signature ;)

#blondeblazer #dispatch
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Trump to sign executive order that will allow alternative assets like cryptocurrencies, private equity in 401(k)s
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Belgium remains unconvinced about using frozen Russian assets for Ukraine. Despite EU talks, Brussels is still concerned over the lack of alternative legal proposals regarding over €140 billion held in Euroclear.

Another delay in unlocking a critical funding source...
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is an alternative to ever more cuts.

A wealth tax of just 2% on those with assets over £10 million would raise £24 BILLION!

Let's tax extreme wealth, not punish the poorest.
March 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's a credit crunch, not a rush to alternative safe assets
One example. People exiting Tsy's for *even more* liquidity is not itself evidence of a diminishment of safe asset status. Rather, we finance observers more likely "just" misperceived the asset hierarchy in investor's minds. Turns out cash *is* king.
April 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Trump's recent executive order seeks to allow more alternative alternative assets like private equity and crypto in 401(k) portfolios.
What retirees think of Donald Trump's 401(k) changes
www.newsweek.com
August 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
🇧🇪 Belgium keeps blocking EU’s plan to use €210B in frozen Russian assets for Ukraine. Even with legal guarantees & concessions, Brussels won’t budge, fearing retaliation from Moscow. Four other countries now also back looking at alternative financing like joint EU debt.
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Zelensky says Ukraine has no choice, it needs funds, and the reparations loan from frozen Russian assets is the path forward. While some EU leaders remain skeptical of the format, he made it clear: Europe will either agree on this model or find another. “There is no alternative,” he said.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump is preparing to open the $9 trillion US retirement market to crypto investments.

www.ft.com/content/0790...
Donald Trump set to open US retirement market to crypto investments
President preparing executive order to allow 401k plans to tap broad pool of alternative assets
www.ft.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Trump will sign an executive order today that allows your 401K money to be invested in private equity. Aside from what that means for your retirement fund, it will also roughly DOUBLE the amount of money P.E. firms have at their disposal to take over companies/hospitals/housing/etc.
Trump to Sign Order Easing Path for Private Assets in 401(k)s
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order Thursday that aims to allow private equity, real estate, cryptocurrency and other alternative assets in 401(k)s, a major victory for industries look...
www.bloomberg.com
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hungary has vetoed the EU’s eurobond plan to fund Ukraine, blocking a potential fallback if efforts to tap frozen Russian assets fail. The rejection, revealed during an ambassadors' meeting, removes a key alternative as talks with Belgium, holder of most frozen Russian reserves, remain deadlocked.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
reminder that Fox bought TMZ in 2021
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
if your response to seeing people rightfully mad about clip studio paint removing a TON of assets is to say "just use xyz art program instead lol" i'm straight up slapping you silly.

if you recommend krita/procreate as an alternative for a comic/animation software i'm going to assume you are dumb
September 23, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Bitcoiners have 101 reasons why all other alternative assets are worse than Bitcoin, which usually comes down to the fact that they own a lot of Bitcoin.
June 10, 2024 at 7:01 PM
You know that source of US power that's lingering due to network effects—so many use the dollar and dollar-denominated assets that it'd be a pain to switch, there's no alternative—the power we haven't managed to throw away yet?

Yeah, we want to trash that one too. While calling it "America First."
JD Vance wants to end the US dollar's position as a global reserve currency.

(Loud cheers in Beijing and Moscow)
August 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
No indication what the alternative route might be - use of emergency powers again? (They were used to freeze Russian assets indefinitely)
February 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Last month was Pokemonth and as such I got to do a couple pinups of awesome pokegals! The winner was Salazzle, who is burying her trainer in assets filled by her pheromones! The gasses may not work on the trainer normally, but this is a clever alternative application of them!
July 27, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Expert Shaun Rein reveals global elites are dumping the US dollar, terrified of Washington illegally confiscating private assets.
He exposes China's booming SWIFT alternative. The Trump administration's reckless financial weaponization has completely backfired!
May 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
At least seven EU countries now oppose using frozen Russian assets to fund a reparations loan for Ukraine, reports Euractiv. Belgium, Italy, Bulgaria, Malta, and now Czechia back alternative options like joint EU debt, but that path needs full consensus, and Hungary’s Orban has already vowed to veto
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Hoyoverse quietly launched a GenAI video creation tool in Chinese HoYoLab and within hours its servers were in high demand

Vasapura, Genshin and ZZZ assets are available and videos can be from 10-120 seconds long. AI videos are already showing up on Bilibili, China’s YouTube alternative #Hoyoverse
September 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
🇪🇺🇺🇦❌ The two sides met on Friday to discuss Belgian concerns pegged to using Russian frozen assets to fund Ukraine in unprecedented financial loan. Talks saw no breakthrough, - Euronews

There’s growing concern in the Belgian government at the lack of alternative proposals from European Commission.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM