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milliedonut.bsky.social
Idk, is this anything? Wrote it after feeling inspired by a post @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social shared

Sorry if it’s bad, I’m still new to writing smut 😭

#altfran #reylo
A horny AltFran blurb by milliedonut: Fran splays on the bed on her front, exhausted after a round of rough sex that night. Phillip kneels between her legs after cleaning her with a towel, inspecting her opening. "Ooh look at your pretty hole, Frannie," Phillip coos. "She's all swollen. Was I too rough tonight?" Fran shrugs lightly, tired and shy. "Want me to make it feel better?" She nods. "Here, lemme soothe her" he says before he gently laps at her from behind, first kissing and swiping his tongue on her labia. He lightly tongues her opening, lapping at the swollen tissue while gently petting the thighs he pinkened earlier. Fran eventually starts fidgeting, trying to rub her thighs together and grinding her cunt against Phillip as she feels aroused once more from his care.
September 24, 2026 at 2:35 PM
milliedonut.bsky.social
Can’t stop giggling at the idea of Phillip answering the door dressed Winnie the Pooh style, dick out

It’s Judd’s own fault for springing a surprise visit on him 🤷‍♂️

#altfran
September 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Bubble

Altfran

Touch adverse Fran wants to try something new

archiveofourown.org/works/896094...
Bubble - Chapter 1 - Blueyedgurl - This Is Where I Leave You (2014), Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023) [Archive of Our Own]
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September 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
milliedonut.bsky.social
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And a HUGE thank you for introducing me to the world of AltFran 🥹🥹

Here’s just a FEW of my faves:

Exploding Reys (reylo) archiveofourown.org/works/26126380

Do the Evolution (altfran) archiveofourown.org/works/586854...

Dynasty in the Boardroom (ADCUx DRCU) archiveofourown.org/works/40841631
Do the Evolution - Chapter 1 - Blueyedgurl - Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023), This Is Where I Leave You (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
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August 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Bubble

Ch. 3

Altfran

Fran doesn't like to be touched. Or so she thinks

CW// angst, hurt/comfort, past mention of SA/harassment

archiveofourown.org/works/896094...
Bubble - Chapter 1 - Blueyedgurl - This Is Where I Leave You (2014), Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023) [Archive of Our Own]
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August 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Heat wave

Altfran

Pwp

Fran invites Phillip to share her AC

archiveofourown.org/works/90004031
Adam Driver as Adam Sackler Smiling
ALT: Adam Driver as Adam Sackler Smiling
static.klipy.com
August 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Oooo This would be a good altfran.

With Fran as the contact.

For Reylo make it Ben as the contact.

For clydephee... hmmmm Make it the ducttapes number Clyde just happens to be on shift.
August 5, 2026 at 7:26 PM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Steal you away

Altfran

Incubus Phillip

A birthday surprise for @milliedonut.bsky.social

CW// dubcon just for the incubus factor but everyone had a nice time

archiveofourown.org/works/88419901
Steal you away - Blueyedgurl - Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023), This Is Where I Leave You (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
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July 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
This is a @milliedonut.bsky.social appreciation post

She's just the best introvert rabble rouser, making sure we all talk to someone.

Cheers to a good friend, a rabid possum lover and altfran connoisseur😘

Happy birthday friend. Oh and if you haven't read her possum fic what are y'all wanting for?
July 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
New #AltFran for @milliedonut.bsky.social

scandal in your lips
Rated E
Chapter 1/?
2700 words

(Chapter one can be read as an open ended one shot)

archiveofourown.org/works/88394461
A background image of an M/F couple in kitchen embracing. The woman is sitting on the counter, the man leaning forward. They are only visible from shoulders to hips. In the foreground are an image of a dark haired man on a sofa looking down and a brunette woman in a pink sweater Leaning forward with her elbows on her knees and head down, hair obscuring her face. She seems upset/in distress.
July 12, 2026 at 6:08 AM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
Bombus in Vitam
Altfran

Chapter 1/3

Fran finds a little bee in her way to work. It might just help her live a little

archiveofourown.org/works/880543...
Daisy Ridley as Fran in the left in sepia tones facing the title and an image of a bumble bee on a white flower with a red background. Adam driver with short hair and a goatee in sepia tones facing Fran and the bee
July 6, 2026 at 11:57 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
Monday bump for ClydeThree
#ClydePhee #AltFran
July 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
leelazoe1974.bsky.social
AltFran! Aw, love it! Of course he would be a big dork.
July 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
milliedonut.bsky.social
and giggles when he reveals that he bought it after their 3rd date.

She nods shyly but eagerly, to which Phillip surges up and kisses her with such urgency that she faintly wonders if they might have to run behind some shrubbery soon.

#altfran
July 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
My phone fed me the perfect, sexy, summer night moodie and I need a fic idea for it now 🤣
It feels very #Reylo but could also be #AltFran. Feels less #FlippinHel or #ClydePhee but with the right idea that could also work.
A series of screenshots for the music video for Ride by Somo. Close ups of a couple in bathing suits kissing and touching during and after a shower to wash the chlorine off.
June 24, 2026 at 8:59 PM
unlikely.bsky.social
It's so perfectly AltFran, brilliant premise
June 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
unlikely.bsky.social
@dhampirse.bsky.social's AltFran fic "See a Professional" had big🌶 development in the newest chapter
archiveofourown.org/works/64686961

same for @anopendoor3.bsky.social's "to joyfully attend"
archiveofourown.org/works/85889146
June 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
anonymiau.bsky.social
I'll build a house inside of you by @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social

Fran thinks she knows what men want. But Phillip knows better.

archiveofourown.org/works/784976... #Altfran
June 22, 2026 at 10:28 AM
jenofthemidwest.bsky.social
I'll build a house inside of you

Altfran

Complete

Fran thinks she knows what men want. Maybe Phillip is just built different

archiveofourown.org/works/784976...
I'll build a house inside of you - Chapter 1 - Blueyedgurl - This Is Where I Leave You (2014), Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023) [Archive of Our Own]
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June 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
#AltFran update

See A Professional
Chapter 5/?
Rated E
11840 Words

It's happening!

archiveofourown.org/works/646869...
A mussed (hotel) bed with a purple overlay making it extra shadowy and the title See a Professional in sea green script.
June 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
It's an AltFran joeys reference.
June 18, 2026 at 5:17 AM
reylohalo.bsky.social
That’s my HC too, for both he and Fran! I am fine with AltFran and it makes sense in some ways, but I feel Iike Ronnie would just be so calming for her and down to talk about all her macabre topics. Honestly I am an equal opportunist for all ADCU/DRCU ships though!
June 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
dhampirse.bsky.social
@jenofthemidwest.bsky.social has quotes disabled but I can still scream about this absolutely delicious treat featuring AltFran, an elevator, and some questionable snacks 🤭

archiveofourown.org/works/85570681
Going up? - Blueyedgurl - This Is Where I Leave You (2014), Sometimes I Think About Dying (2023) [Archive of Our Own]
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May 27, 2026 at 1:43 AM
milliedonut.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @dhampirse.bsky.social!!! I made a little something for you to celebrate this special day 🤭🥳

archiveofourown.org/works/674104...

#altfran
A photo edit of a baby opossum (joey) on a generic gray/white speckled rug. The joey is covered in (edits of) dispersed specks of purple, gold, and pink glitter. There’s also (edits of) swaths of acrylic paint in bright egg yolk yellow on its belly, a true purple on its back, aqua green at the base of its tail, a small light blue on its body, and a dull magenta pink on its ear
May 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
mytbrisgrowing.bsky.social
I could just keep going but I don’t have time, so whether your preferred flavour for today is reylo or reylo plus or ClydePhee or altfran or firefly etc etc, Gina surely has something great for you to read
May 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM