#altpark
AltPark and Will Stancil have the same main character syndrome energy
I don't have a jerk-off motion big enough for this post.

The Alt National Park Service, a Facebook account that posts #resistance memes and steals headlines, is not in danger. No one is going to black-bag the fearless rangers at AltNPS. Get a grip.
February 14, 2026 at 9:18 AM
The altpark group has a bear for the rebel Rangers. 😆
December 3, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Keep it up AltPark! You are very much needed.
July 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Our elected officials need to be more like this guy: “A threatening note was taped to his door, revealing private information and overhead drone photos of him walking his dog. The message was clear: stay silent. He didn’t. He went public.” quote from @altpark post
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April 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We were seeing a 98% drop in exposure over on Twitter. The censorship was so extreme we thought it best to start over somewhere else. We chose Bluesky.

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December 21, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Dear altPark Ranger:
If there were a huge fire in the forest- a catastrophic fire...how long would the forest take to regrow to the place it was at the day before the fire?
(Asking for a reason)
...because I am starting to really entertain agreeing 100% with burning this shit hole down-start over.
April 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How do they recruit? How long could 200k+ supposed coalition members successfully operate in full secrecy without ANY discovery of individual or collective identity? Apart from a sense of worth and belonging, what incentive is there to remain loyal? Has anyone ever met a former AltPark Ranger?
June 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Love you too altpark. Hope everyone is doing okay and that they got a hug today if they wanted one.
April 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Can someone repost what they put on those other platforms? I don't have those anymore, and I'm missing out on Altpark fun
February 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Our elected officials need to be more like this guy: “A threatening note was taped to his door, revealing private information and overhead drone photos of him walking his dog. The message was clear: stay silent. He didn’t. He went public.” quote from @altpark post
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Redirecting...
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April 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
WOW! That's a lovely picture. First time I saw a Fluffy Cow (do not pet) in person it was such a cool experience that my brain totally vapor locked. I sat in the car and tried not to pee while my synapses went nuts.

Thanks, altpark people for what you do. ❤️
a baby without a shirt is standing in a stream of water and looking at the camera .
ALT: a baby without a shirt is standing in a stream of water and looking at the camera .
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January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM