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Nate's Myth

@natesmith.dev

shot a man in renal (failure)
just to watch him di(alysis)

February 2, 2024 at 12:01 AM

Strawberry Girl 🍓

@strawberrygirl1.bsky.social

Well, I’ve succumbed to purr-alysis. Not going anywhere for a while. 🥰🧡
Sweet Fidget! My Fidgie.

June 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM

Sophixia

@sophixiaart.bsky.social

Hello peeps! I'm new to this app so I thought I'd introduce myself. I'm the creator of the sci-fi comic Alysis-500. If you like wholesome goofball aliens then this is the place to be haha! Hope you consider checking Alysis-500 out!

Insta: sophixia_art

#webcomic #webtoon #anime #comics #oc

April 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM

Voldemorton

@voldemorton.bsky.social

#catsofbluesky #kittiesofbluesky

Anyone know a good treatment for purr-alysis....
I'm trapped

March 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM

Cookie Cat 🇨🇦

@cookiecat2017.bsky.social

There's no cure, sorry.

A cartoon showing people with cats on them, a case of purr-alysis plague

April 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM

Lars Dornfeld

@ldornfeld.bsky.social

A good example of unfolding „cat“alysis

July 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM

Strawberry Girl 🍓

@strawberrygirl1.bsky.social

I have feline purr-alysis this morning. Pippi decided to sleep under the covers with me. 🧡🐈💤

April 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM

college football enthusiast

@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social

Came for the Kevin analysis (Kevin-alysis?), stayed for this gem

August 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM

itsluth2006.bsky.social

@itsluth2006.bsky.social

Double feline “purr-alysis” is not the worst way for this snowy Sunday to go down.

February 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM

Ketan Joshi

@ketanjoshi.co

"It's like having a financial analyst built right into Excel"

there are going to be SO MANY LAWSUITS

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MyOnline Training Hub
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Actual
Budget
Variance ($)
Variance %
668
1,766
(1,098)
-62.2%
82,295
16,049
19.5%
98,344
702,338
(120,334)
-17.1%
(15,274)
-46.7%
(120,658)
-14.7%
-2.6%
50.5%
-2.2%
-26.4%
-5.0%
10.0%
14.2%
Revenue: Domestic Sales exceeded budget by 19.5%, but C Income, Export Sales, and Other Revenue were below bud to an overall revenue shortfall of 14.7%.
Cost of Goods Sold: Total COGS was slightly under budget Delivery Costs notably higher by 50.5%.
Gross Profit: Fell short of budget by 26.4%, reflecting the r shortfall.
Expenses: Total expenses were 15.5% below budget, with savings in Training (81.3% under budget) and Travel (33.8% budget). Depreciation was slightly over budget by 10%.
Net Profit: Resulted in a 29.6% shortfall compared to budg due to lower revenues and gross profit.
profit and loss statement. It's like having a financial analyst built right into Excel.
(108)
-37.2%
(742)
-13.2%
44/6:18 Course Options
> 4,038
(3,282)
-81.3%
HD

August 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM

Strawberry Girl 🍓

@strawberrygirl1.bsky.social

Slight movements but now I’m trapped by feline purr-alysis because Wesley has his front paws on me and Fidget has his back paws on me!

June 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Gender™️🖤💚🩶🤍

@personabbot.bsky.social

Oh dear, your case of Purr-alysis is pretty serious!

October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM

Sophixia

@sophixiaart.bsky.social

You're a What Now!? (part 1)
Marx is utterly bamboozled lol

Webcomic: Alysis-500

#oc #webtoon #webcomic #ocs #comics

April 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM

Brian Rifkin

@brianrifkin.bsky.social

Yes! We need a CKD action movie #NephJC “Die Alysis”

a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom

ALT: a man in a bathtub with the words welcome to the party pal on the bottom

media.tenor.com

June 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM

Punished Mace

@colophon.bsky.social

My patented Guy-alysis procedure involves exposing ratios of blood to military training, A1 steak sauce, and a little bit of sissy hypno to build up immunity by exposure, then pumping it back into the catheter. Many can't handle it, but the ones that make it are warriors