#anarchists
Anarchists would rather crytype than go to therapy
November 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Wine moms and church grandmas reinventing Leninism from first principles joined with anarchists accepting a little bit of the libbing out as the price of massive numbers of normies joining every "we're here to help" organization they could find saved the fucking Republic, and we're just warming up
the most vindicated woman in america tonight
November 4, 2026 at 9:52 AM
The anarchists are on the list.
November 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Me on election days.
November 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It should be legal to steal cryptocurrency. If anarchists want their own form of money as a protest against the state's monopoly on currency, the state shouldn't lift a finger to enforce property rights over it. The anarchists should solve that for themselves.
October 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Anarchists in every conversation: "Heirarchy = Bourgeoisie. Checkmate, tankie."
November 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Let me know if the anarchists take the House
November 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Add anarchists to that list. And libertarians.
November 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Asking the FBI agent who came to investigate my posts if he's one of the dog fuckers the agency hired and being sent to a blacksite that Hoover built for the Anarchists
November 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
so called anarchists when i touch their prostate
November 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Anarchists are incoherent and Stalinists are coherent but very mistaken.
November 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I wonder if anarchists ever tankie out from time to time
November 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Don’t forget the Marxists and Anarchists Laura!
November 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
anarchists all soyboy weaklings and also a constant threat to western civilization, with their... publications.
November 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
DHS Hack, Police Brutality March, Greek Anarchists, Federal Surveillance and Far-Right Fraudsters

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November 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
prostate? the anarchists are gonna hate that
November 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
How do anarchists view dialectical materialism?
November 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
We must all actually be anarchists, I guess
November 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Anarchists are not politically literate
November 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
The anarchists want people to believe that. Yet they don’t offer any sane alternatives and when they try to, it is complete delusional bullshit.
November 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
today's the day

where anarchists are compared
to every worst thing
imaginable

for "not contributing"

and i gotta say,
we do the work within
the actual community.
November 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Anarchists believe that ghosts exist, but there’s only one of them
October 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Unlikely Anarchists

Anarchohierarch
Anarchoarachnid
Anarchoarchaebacteria
Anarchosynoptic gospel
November 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
If anarchists doing election analysis seems strange, consider:

1) We've investigated/fought these systems for a long time and have no illusions about them.

2) We're some of the only local media that's not p.r. for the status quo.

3) Our communities need to know what factions they're up against.
Polls close here at 7:30 p.m. We'll have some analysis from @davidforbes.bsky.social and @matildabliss.bsky.social after results become clear, with special focus on local government races (and, no doubt, some on the results of the NC-11 congressional seat) #avlnews #avlgov
November 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM