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Dracula city! DRACULA CITY!

This weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale! Buy nine Draculas, get the 10th one for just one penny!

#draculacity #weselldraculas #andthatsall #Monsterdon #dracula
a still frame from the UHF faux commercial for Spatula City, changed to Dracula City, with a woman in a light blue dress surrounded by an arc of Draculas: Leslie Nielsen, Bela Lugosi, Kate O'Mara, Klaus Kinski, The Count from Sesame Street, William Marshall, Alyson Hannigan, Peter Cushing, and whoever the hell played the Space Vampire in Buck Rodgers. Jutting in at an angle from the left is Vampire Princess Miyu, saying DRACULA CITY in red on black text. The woman is holding a Robot Dracula from Robot Chicken.
October 27, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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🎶 dracula city
we sell draculas
🎵!
and that's all! 🎶

#draculacity #weselldraculas #andthatsall #dracula
October 27, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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And what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a Dracula?"

#draculacity #weselldraculas #andthatsall #opentilmidnight
A scene from UHF's "Spatula City" ad with a man offering a Blackula to a woman, in place of the spatula it was offering in the original frame.
October 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM