#anesthesiologist
All stealth games operate on the logic that

You are either a petty thief that is also a trained anesthesiologist that can determine dosage by eye

Or you live in a world where being knocked unconscious longer than a minute or two doesn't do lasting brain damage
November 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Get the anesthesiologist!
November 4, 2026 at 2:25 AM
i survived and am home!! the first thing i heard aside from my name when i woke up was the anesthesiologist calling me pretty girl like omg stopp im blushingg
November 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
The anesthesiologist bill alone is $100,000+
October 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I just want to know which anesthesiologist is showing up for these transgender surgeries…🤔
Maga Republican Texans are too dumb to notice that 🤡
November 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
To be fair, my husband's cardiologist had a similar talk with him when the (actual human) anesthesiologist commented that he had had a past heart attack.
November 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I explained to a Canadian friend how you're on the hook for the full price if an anesthesiologist doesn't accept your insurance for procedures like colonscopies.

He couldn't believe it.
November 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
YEAH:))) I have packs for the surgeon, anesthesiologist, pre-op nurse, and pacu nurse 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ its gonna be so good
October 29, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Nah, my kids 4th grade teacher was a self-taught amateur surgeon. The custodian was a part-time anesthesiologist.
October 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
ask the anesthesiologist if you could get a quick hit to take the edge off
October 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Intake call with anesthesiologist done 👍 going to cvs to pick up ferrous sulfate pills idk what thats for but thats final medication then basically i just have to pack & we're all good to get on the plane monday morning
October 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I'm reminded of an anesthesiologist I worked with who was orthodox. Sharing photos of my family was something I couldn't do with him because I knew he would make lewd comments about my attractive daughters as he had in the past. To their father, he thought that was acceptable.
November 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Aye, that anesthesiologist yesterday was very good at his job, lol. I didn't get a countdown or none of that shit. I was talking to my lady pre-surgery, I woke up and my lady was still standing over me and my surgery was done. I didn't even get to talk to the sugeon.
November 4, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Hearing the motor approach, one tall anesthesiologist stood up and turned his head--the leading edge of the wing crashed his nose into his face.Robert had to create an airway for him pronto. Robert's comment was,"If you're having surgery in Boise & the anesthesiologist has a weird scar-find another"
October 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
me, in conversation with my anesthesiologist pre-csection, when he told me for the first time that I have a mild form of scoliosis that woikd never effect me in life except for in that moment
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I got misgendered by my FFS anesthesiologist
October 29, 2026 at 2:22 PM
she's got the touch of an anesthesiologist, please put me under.
November 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
This is historic! I actually wrote a little bit about Kansas politics here: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
November 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Ughhhhhh i wish somebody had bothered to tell me i was supposed to have an intake call with anesthesiologist today cuz i slept thru they’re call & now have to wait by the phone all day to make sure i get their call back
October 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I’m pretty sure I said something to the so cute anesthesiologist during my emergency c-section
October 30, 2026 at 11:47 AM
$453 TO GO THERESA'S ANESTHESIOLOGIST BILL RN URGENT!

They think she has cancer but can't/won't do any more testing until this bill is paid. 46 ppl $10 each does it. (Then anything towards the next round of testing is good.)

Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2026
This bill still has $453 due on it, it's due NOW, and she can't get the next round of scans until it's paid [they're worried she has cancer; she can't undergo the original procedure they planned].

9 people, $50 each: www.supportnow.org/theresa-noedel
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November 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
ASA President Dr. Jeffrey Mueller lays out ASA's top priorities for the coming year, including:

✅preserving anesthesiologist-led anesthesia care
✅protecting fair payment for anesthesiology services

Members, read more in this week's Monday Morning Outreach: https://ow.ly/4qtl5102QM3
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Oof, yeah. I remember having something else, and the anesthesiologist was out of network. Just a mess.
October 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Maybe they should educate themselves on what is needed for an operating room? Staf! Supplies! Doctors, nurses, anesthesiologist, surgical tech, oxygen, machines, IVs, a code cart, etc. MAGA will believe anything.
October 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
How bad at your anesthesiologist job do you have to be that you OD a gotdamn sea lion?
The Galveston community is mourning the death of a beloved 12-year-old California sea lion named Sam, who passed away while under anesthesia for a medical procedure earlier this month at the Moody Gardens aquarium.
Galveston community mourns the loss of beloved sea lion Sam, known for ‘famous bark’
Sam, who was 12 years old, passed away while under anesthesia for a medical procedure earlier this month.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
October 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM