#anesthetist
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle…

It was an ether/oar situation.
July 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
One thing they don’t tell you about getting surgery in the US is when you show up they’re like “this is Gary the anesthetist and he only takes Venmo” and then you have to Venmo Gary before he’ll put you under
April 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Plot twist - this is the anesthetist
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Big Beautiful Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist
June 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
France and Germany are swooping in fast! Every researcher I know is getting interest survey emails. I’m an Anesthetist and I’m being recruited by Canada. The brain drain is scary.
March 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
getting the pussy but my surgeon, anesthetist, and nurses are dressed as Frankenstein, the Wolfman, and the Brides of Dracula
October 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Customer: I AM A NURSE ANESTHETIST
DMV: GAS PASSER, SHE PASSES GAS (FARTS)

Verdict: DENIED
April 1, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
August 8, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
French 'Doctor Death' anesthetist gets life for poisoning 12 patients
www.upi.com
French 'Doctor Death' anesthetist gets life for poisoning 12 patients - UPI.com
twp.ai
December 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Omg, doesn’t it? Where’s my anesthetist?
June 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
February 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My dad always said the first rule of theater is to always leave them wanting more.

Great guy...

Terrible anesthetist.
April 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar decision.
July 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I got to tell you guys something funny from my breast reduction last year. As I as I was about to be knocked out, my anesthetist was like "imagine being somewhere nice" and I said "I'm sinking into a peat bog" and immediately passed out, just as he let out a little confused "okay?" 😭😭
March 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
My dad is having a procedure done this morning. The nurse anesthetist is having difficulty placing his IV. I ask my dad “are you in any pain”? The nurse “no it doesn’t hurt”….

Bitch….
October 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
That friend thats an electrician who makes 6 figures owns a business and that friend that makes $300k as a nurse is a nurse anesthetist
March 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Every nurse, nurse anesthetist, anesthesiologist, and pharmacist would be dead if spilling fentalyl on yourself was harmful.
April 15, 2024 at 5:21 PM
North Carolina nurse anesthetist accused of forcible rape now charged with child sex crime
North Carolina nurse anesthetist accused of forcible rape now charged with child sex crime
A registered nurse anesthetist and practitioner in Currituck, who was recently arrested on a forcilbe rape charge, is facing additional charges out of the Tar Heel State.
myfox8.com
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
i've long said that vegan meats should go the way of weed names and just be called Fucking Whatever. no more chik'n, no more beefn't. start calling that shit Horse Anesthetist or Purple Pussy Deluxxx and i'm all over it
imagine the culinary possibilities
April 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Nurse anesthetist: You're going under general anesthesia, so no making any big decisions or major purchases today.

Me, as my eyes open: I need an enormous staghorn fern over the tub in the main bathroom
July 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
But the anesthetist botched his. Just a little overenthusiasm could have saved not only a dog's life...
May 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Ron Wyatt, a nurse anesthetist, became one of Durupınar’s best-known advocates. A photograph in the LIFE magazine article in 1960 sparked his interest. He first visited the site in 1977, taking his two teenage sons with him. #NoahsArk #History
October 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM