This is Jeanine Pirro answering one question today.
March 13, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is Jeanine Pirro answering one question today.
Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters
September 30, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters
Update: Manu is not answering the phone.
September 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Update: Manu is not answering the phone.
what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
It’s not just that the Administration isn’t answering questions about Iran.
They’re lying.
They’re lying.
March 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It’s not just that the Administration isn’t answering questions about Iran.
They’re lying.
They’re lying.
Don't ask Stephen Miller questions; he wasn't planning on actually answering
April 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don't ask Stephen Miller questions; he wasn't planning on actually answering
They fired the people answering calls for help. Hundreds of them. During the crisis.
July 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
They fired the people answering calls for help. Hundreds of them. During the crisis.
(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.
July 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
(answering work cell) Bill Wonka.
Old people love answering the phone
October 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Old people love answering the phone
Pam Bondi is incapable of answering simple questions.
October 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pam Bondi is incapable of answering simple questions.
435 US Representatives
100 US Senators
Why are we only answering to one man?
How is this a democracy?
100 US Senators
Why are we only answering to one man?
How is this a democracy?
March 29, 2026 at 11:23 AM
435 US Representatives
100 US Senators
Why are we only answering to one man?
How is this a democracy?
100 US Senators
Why are we only answering to one man?
How is this a democracy?
instead of answering Durbin's questions, Bondi is attacking him
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
instead of answering Durbin's questions, Bondi is attacking him
still not sure what their explanation is for not answering this question
OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election?
CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you
O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election?
C: I'm not gonna get into that with you
O: You're not being honest or forthright
C: ...
July 16, 2026 at 12:01 AM
still not sure what their explanation is for not answering this question
The bus company says they are trying to call the driver and he’s not answering
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The bus company says they are trying to call the driver and he’s not answering
Something tells me Mike Johnson won’t be answering questions for a while.
September 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Something tells me Mike Johnson won’t be answering questions for a while.
Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend https://theonion.com/woman-throws-self-on-grenade-by-answering-call-from-dysregulated-friend/
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend https://theonion.com/woman-throws-self-on-grenade-by-answering-call-from-dysregulated-friend/
bro you’re the treasury secretary why are you answering this question
WELKER: Could US troops go into Kharg Island to secure it?
BESSENT: All options are on the table
WELKER: So that's a possibility?
BESSENT: All options are on the table
BESSENT: All options are on the table
WELKER: So that's a possibility?
BESSENT: All options are on the table
March 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
bro you’re the treasury secretary why are you answering this question
August 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Not answering emails until Monday 🤷🏻♂️
April 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Not answering emails until Monday 🤷🏻♂️
Answering work emails after a 4 day weekend
May 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Answering work emails after a 4 day weekend
answering a wolqotd makes me feel like this sometimes
June 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
answering a wolqotd makes me feel like this sometimes
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
September 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"