#appalachains
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A1: By fertilizing the lands! 🤣❤️
#princesslola and I in the Appalachains.

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#pugtalk
April 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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April 11, 2026 at 12:09 PM
i wrote a book (The Death of Mountains), where Death comes for a middling hill in the Appalachians who doesn't want to die.

set it in the Appalachains, as the book tackles our ideas of "What is permanent?" "How do we understand permanance?"

and other stuff
anyway.
There's a *reason* @jordankurella.com's The Death of Mountains is set in Appalachia.
I was literally JUST doing a talk about this with @mcmanlypants.bsky.social an hour ago! The thing is that the Rockies are so much bigger than you that they don’t notice if you exist.

But the Appalachians are so much older than you that if they notice you, bad shit’s about to go down.
August 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Hiking in the appalachains the first time as an Idahoan felt … creepy
August 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The Appalachains are haunted af, too. And honestly way more photogenic.
August 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Too bad the Appalachains are way older than the dinosaurs, I guess.
January 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The fact that he made it back the second time, despite the "Hiking the Appalachains" excuse was a testament to shamelessness.
March 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
LRP The Appalachains are in the millions of years older than the Rockies, which are already millions of years old themselves. Blue Ridge Mountain itself is over a BILLION years old.
August 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I live in the heart of the appalachains, bootlegging country.
i'm more than excited to build a hotrod to run HRT and also run from the fash.
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sounds similar to what I'm secretly doing... looking for the perfect couple acres in the middle of the woods, on a mountain.
Main reason I'm traversing the appalachains. 😁
April 30, 2026 at 12:06 AM
up ere' in them appalachains we do somin' called "mountain talk" yhear?
stead of "im going to town" we says "im goin yonder that hill"
stead of sayin "wash" we say "warsh"
stead of playing Melee we playing Brawl yhear?
October 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
When I think of the beauty of the everglades I just get mindblasted with the History channel show with Bruce Mitchell of a bunch of appalachains wrestling pythons into bags
April 21, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Oh I know you did not just denigrate the appalachains. The OG MOUNTAINS.
April 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
most of my community owns cars at least 20 years old or more, bought used. I live in the fucking south, in the appalachains no less. you have no idea what real poverty is.
October 1, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Im guessing the appalachains are cheaper cause of the nuclear reactors
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Found the Library of Congress "American Revolution and Founding Washington" free to use and reuse collection and fell down the rabbit hole of the Eagle Map
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The Appalachains have always been home. Since I was a kid, I've longed to go to Europe to finish up my hike.
October 27, 2024 at 11:09 AM
That's the joys of the Appalachains and all its little off shoot mountain ranges uvu So much foliage means it looks like a rolling sea of pure fall goodness 🥰
October 17, 2024 at 3:37 PM
honestly i wouldn't mind living out there some day, if possible.

i love the appalachains but it's hard to argue with how cool the terrains are out west. plus sadly i wonder if just socially i might feel more at home, away from home.
November 26, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Oh yes let me plant and grow some crops when it's going to be cold and frosty most nights and winter will be setting in soon. Because that totally makes sense to do for everyone who DOESN'T live in a place with moderate temps year round. My ass lives in the Appalachains. NO ONE is farming right now.
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What a warning from the National Weather Service for those in the southern Appalachains. #Helene

As you read this, remind your friends and family that Trump wants to do away with the National Weather Service.
September 27, 2024 at 1:34 AM