Found the maga version of saying you’re gonna be the anime appraiser on the commune
April 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Found the maga version of saying you’re gonna be the anime appraiser on the commune
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
23andMe Files For Bankruptcy
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March 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
23andMe Files For Bankruptcy
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Antiques Roadshow appraiser let me talk about my family's prized soup tureen for 4 minutes before telling everyone it was a chamber pot
December 9, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Antiques Roadshow appraiser let me talk about my family's prized soup tureen for 4 minutes before telling everyone it was a chamber pot
ShamWow Guy Running For Congress https://theonion.com/shamwow-guy-running-for-congress/
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
ShamWow Guy Running For Congress https://theonion.com/shamwow-guy-running-for-congress/
It’s darkly funny that the protagonist in Neverness to Everness is “the appraiser” because any appraiser worth their salt would look at ai slop as worthless.
May 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
It’s darkly funny that the protagonist in Neverness to Everness is “the appraiser” because any appraiser worth their salt would look at ai slop as worthless.
(Fig 1:) A pair of landsguard soliders, a crested appraiser.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(Fig 1:) A pair of landsguard soliders, a crested appraiser.
Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department
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April 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of ‘Bloated’ State Department
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April 14, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Got a job as a vintage & rare books appraiser and joined a francaphone choir today. Sitcom when?
September 15, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Got a job as a vintage & rare books appraiser and joined a francaphone choir today. Sitcom when?
Appraiser who undervalued a Black and Latino couple’s Oakland home must pay them $75K - San Francisco Chronicle apple.news/AqWVym7g2Qcq...
Appraiser who undervalued a Black and Latino couple’s Oakland home must pay them $75K — San Francisco Chronicle
A Black and Latino couple in Oakland will receive $75,000 to compensate them for a property appraisal that undervalued their home by more than $250,000, which prevented them from getting a new loan an...
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April 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Appraiser who undervalued a Black and Latino couple’s Oakland home must pay them $75K - San Francisco Chronicle apple.news/AqWVym7g2Qcq...
Geological Appraiser into Stinging Vitriol just isn't quiiiite bloodbraid into blightning
...BUT IF YOU CLOOSE YOUR EEEEEYES
...BUT IF YOU CLOOSE YOUR EEEEEYES
September 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Geological Appraiser into Stinging Vitriol just isn't quiiiite bloodbraid into blightning
...BUT IF YOU CLOOSE YOUR EEEEEYES
...BUT IF YOU CLOOSE YOUR EEEEEYES
[my first day as an Antiques Roadshow appraiser]
GUEST: this is an antique doll
ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it
GUEST: this is an antique doll
ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
[my first day as an Antiques Roadshow appraiser]
GUEST: this is an antique doll
ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it
GUEST: this is an antique doll
ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it
#antiquesroadshow
Superman, appraised by super-appraiser, Travis Landry. Have you ever heard him say “Awesome?”
Superman, appraised by super-appraiser, Travis Landry. Have you ever heard him say “Awesome?”
April 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
#antiquesroadshow
Superman, appraised by super-appraiser, Travis Landry. Have you ever heard him say “Awesome?”
Superman, appraised by super-appraiser, Travis Landry. Have you ever heard him say “Awesome?”
"ooh baby do you know what that's worth?" - The Delighted Appraiser
January 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
"ooh baby do you know what that's worth?" - The Delighted Appraiser
im getting ahead of the draft for civil war 2 and enlisting in the united states coast guard as an anime appraiser
January 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
im getting ahead of the draft for civil war 2 and enlisting in the united states coast guard as an anime appraiser
Survey: 1 In 5 High Schoolers Knows Someone Who Has Had An AI Relationship theonion.com/survey-1-in-...
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Sarnai the Appraiser
March 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sarnai the Appraiser
Bullshit.
Source: My wife, who is a home appraiser
Source: My wife, who is a home appraiser
April 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Bullshit.
Source: My wife, who is a home appraiser
Source: My wife, who is a home appraiser
oh no he's hot
and before you all ask, it's Claude Abras from "The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)!")
and before you all ask, it's Claude Abras from "The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)!")
May 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
oh no he's hot
and before you all ask, it's Claude Abras from "The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)!")
and before you all ask, it's Claude Abras from "The Strongest Job Is Apparently Not a Hero or a Sage, but an Appraiser (Provisional)!")
I love how delighted he was to find out the Appraiser found more on the creator! #antiquesroadshow
This sampler is really special. I've never seen one like it. #antiquesroadshow
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I love how delighted he was to find out the Appraiser found more on the creator! #antiquesroadshow
Name: Jordan
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Interests: photography, piano, tv series, chastity, fitness
Occupation: Real Estate Appraiser
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Interests: photography, piano, tv series, chastity, fitness
Occupation: Real Estate Appraiser
November 13, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Name: Jordan
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Interests: photography, piano, tv series, chastity, fitness
Occupation: Real Estate Appraiser
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Interests: photography, piano, tv series, chastity, fitness
Occupation: Real Estate Appraiser
in search of sex worker willing to accept payment in trade (expert level anime appraiser)
April 5, 2026 at 7:04 AM
in search of sex worker willing to accept payment in trade (expert level anime appraiser)
