My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
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February 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn
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Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
please invite your archaeologist friends here
I’m finding that for archaeologists it’s not as vibrant of a space as the old place used to be, but I’m hoping it gets there
August 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
please invite your archaeologist friends here
Dr. Jones illustrating the most important and rewarding part of being an archaeologist.
January 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dr. Jones illustrating the most important and rewarding part of being an archaeologist.
A different take on that statement from an archaeologist 💯💯💯🎯
June 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
A different take on that statement from an archaeologist 💯💯💯🎯
yeah lemme marry a uhhhhhh archaeologist
It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.
The Internet has ruined me.
The Internet has ruined me.
July 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
yeah lemme marry a uhhhhhh archaeologist
midnight archaeologist 🦴
for @heavysethound.bsky.social!
for @heavysethound.bsky.social!
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
midnight archaeologist 🦴
for @heavysethound.bsky.social!
for @heavysethound.bsky.social!
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Qlurian archaeologist Neilnail 🩶
#XenobladeChroniclesX
#XenobladeChroniclesX
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Qlurian archaeologist Neilnail 🩶
#XenobladeChroniclesX
#XenobladeChroniclesX
Post your space art 🌠
March 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Post your space art 🌠
I'm a space archaeologist not a moon archaeologist
September 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I'm a space archaeologist not a moon archaeologist
An amateur archaeologist has discovered a significant hoard of Roman silver coins in western Germany.
Amateur archaeologist finds Germany’s biggest hoard of ancient Roman silver coins
An amateur archaeologist has discovered a significant hoard of Roman silver coins in western Germany.
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September 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
An amateur archaeologist has discovered a significant hoard of Roman silver coins in western Germany.
As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
Homophobic archaeologist
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Homophobic Archaeologist
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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January 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Homophobic archaeologist
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*screams in historian and archaeologist*
July 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*screams in historian and archaeologist*
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Archaeologist
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Indiana Jones
indiana jones and the spy who loved me
July 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Archaeologist
Daisy the archaeologist. 🤪 @weratedogs.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Daisy the archaeologist. 🤪 @weratedogs.com
French archaeologist cracks 4,000-year-old Elamite script from Iran - Tehran Times
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French archaeologist cracks 4,000-year-old Elamite script from Iran
TEHRAN – French archaeologist François Desset has decoded the 4,000-year-old Linear Elamite writing system from ancient Iran, unlocking one of the last undeciphered scripts of the ancient Near East af...
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June 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
French archaeologist cracks 4,000-year-old Elamite script from Iran - Tehran Times
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I said "professional archaeologist". I didn't say "nice archaeologist".
I do wish to learn, which is why I am asking questions about what "a meaningful ethnicity" is, but this PROFESSIONAL ARCHAEOLOGIST doesn't want to answer and is getting quite offensive instead.
September 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I said "professional archaeologist". I didn't say "nice archaeologist".
Hard archaeologist endorse
let’s eat the tomb bread, let’s drink the gelatinized mummies, let’s slice up any mysterious antediluvian cheeses we find, let’s hatch the doom egg and make doom egg salad, let’s make an apocalyptic charcuterie board and feast
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hard archaeologist endorse
I feel like an archaeologist discovering an ancient artifact
October 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like an archaeologist discovering an ancient artifact