future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like
August 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like
Nazis/transphobes be like “when you die the archeologists looking at your bones will know your “real” gender”
Archeologists:
Archeologists:
May 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Nazis/transphobes be like “when you die the archeologists looking at your bones will know your “real” gender”
Archeologists:
Archeologists:
Good morning internet archeologists!
January 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Good morning internet archeologists!
The Early 2020s: A Guide for Digital Archeologists and Semiologists (Vanderbilt University Press, 2057)
September 23, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The Early 2020s: A Guide for Digital Archeologists and Semiologists (Vanderbilt University Press, 2057)
the oh so informative gorgon archeologists
July 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
the oh so informative gorgon archeologists
Welcome to the war on cars <checks notes> archeologists
September 25, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Welcome to the war on cars <checks notes> archeologists
You can't fool me archeologists this is just Yargle.
December 14, 2024 at 3:47 AM
You can't fool me archeologists this is just Yargle.
I will never apologize for a post
January 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I will never apologize for a post
Archeologists in the future are gonna find this thing and think it's a tribute to Charlie Kirk
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Archeologists in the future are gonna find this thing and think it's a tribute to Charlie Kirk
On this #InternationalWomensDay, I’d like to share one of my favorite photos of my kickass warrior archeologist daughter (2nd from right) and her team of kickass warrior women archeologists.
I’m also profoundly grateful for the kickass warrior women I fight alongside with on this platform. 🦋
I’m also profoundly grateful for the kickass warrior women I fight alongside with on this platform. 🦋
March 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
On this #InternationalWomensDay, I’d like to share one of my favorite photos of my kickass warrior archeologist daughter (2nd from right) and her team of kickass warrior women archeologists.
I’m also profoundly grateful for the kickass warrior women I fight alongside with on this platform. 🦋
I’m also profoundly grateful for the kickass warrior women I fight alongside with on this platform. 🦋
"archeologists are gonna find your bones and immediately be able to tell you're a MAN"
archeologists: yo i just found a dog
archeologists: yo i just found a dog
February 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
"archeologists are gonna find your bones and immediately be able to tell you're a MAN"
archeologists: yo i just found a dog
archeologists: yo i just found a dog
Future archeologists are gonna love your house
September 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Future archeologists are gonna love your house
when future archeologists dig up my skeleton they're gonna get really horny about my hip bones
April 23, 2026 at 3:31 AM
when future archeologists dig up my skeleton they're gonna get really horny about my hip bones
will stancil is going to be one of those entities digital archeologists struggle to understand 200 years from now
There’s gotta be something unexamined here. Never in history has a guy like Will Stancil broken so many psyches. Then further, his chorus of deranged interlocutors has coagulated into a legion-haunted speak-n-say that writes illegal fanfic about him. He’s like a strange god
August 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
will stancil is going to be one of those entities digital archeologists struggle to understand 200 years from now
archeologists be like "thats a relief"
March 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
archeologists be like "thats a relief"
Archeologists Gen Z
🤝
Is it a ritual?
🤝
Is it a ritual?
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Archeologists Gen Z
🤝
Is it a ritual?
🤝
Is it a ritual?
Archeologists digging under the US Capitol floors have located what appears to be a discarded Republican spine.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Archeologists digging under the US Capitol floors have located what appears to be a discarded Republican spine.
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when archeologists dig up my bones they'll know I was a Gamer™
When you're dead inside but your light is still shining
September 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
when archeologists dig up my bones they'll know I was a Gamer™
Archeologists just found a real gross looking bone.
December 17, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Archeologists just found a real gross looking bone.
New aspiration unlocked: living life in such a way that future archeologists label all my possessions "ritual object".
September 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
New aspiration unlocked: living life in such a way that future archeologists label all my possessions "ritual object".
Combat librarians/cyber data archeologists for the cyberpunk future.
it is a common cyberpunk trope that the internet has already completely collapsed into ruins under the weight of scams and spam and malware at least once before the story actually begins.
September 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Combat librarians/cyber data archeologists for the cyberpunk future.
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
"Archeologists" is the replacement euphemism for "roommate."
July 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Archeologists" is the replacement euphemism for "roommate."