me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe
Better things are inevitable
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Better things are inevitable
Local Food banks are low.
November 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Local Food banks are low.
That voters are angrier about government corruption than gas prices shows that Americans are more moral, informed, and aware than they are often given credit for.
November 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
That voters are angrier about government corruption than gas prices shows that Americans are more moral, informed, and aware than they are often given credit for.
ABDUL EL-SAYED WHO RAN ON "RIGHTS ARE RIGHTS ARE RIGHTS ARE RIGHTS" AND REFUSED TO BLINK WHEN TRANSPHOBES TRIED TO CORNER HIM OR BULLY HIM INTO ABANDONING VULNERABLE PEOPLE FOR POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY.
Shout out to Abdul El-Sayed who ran on climate change, clean and cheap energy and WON. His campaign videos during the wildfire smoke this summer went viral.
We CAN talk about climate, connect it to people's health and pocketbooks, and WIN.
We CAN talk about climate, connect it to people's health and pocketbooks, and WIN.
November 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
ABDUL EL-SAYED WHO RAN ON "RIGHTS ARE RIGHTS ARE RIGHTS ARE RIGHTS" AND REFUSED TO BLINK WHEN TRANSPHOBES TRIED TO CORNER HIM OR BULLY HIM INTO ABANDONING VULNERABLE PEOPLE FOR POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY.
Markets are up. Tesla and SpaceX are down.
November 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Markets are up. Tesla and SpaceX are down.
Q: Who are you voting for?
Young Texas voter: James Talarico.
Q: Are your friends voting Talarico?
Young Texas voter: Yes, they are.
Young Texas voter: James Talarico.
Q: Are your friends voting Talarico?
Young Texas voter: Yes, they are.
November 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Q: Who are you voting for?
Young Texas voter: James Talarico.
Q: Are your friends voting Talarico?
Young Texas voter: Yes, they are.
Young Texas voter: James Talarico.
Q: Are your friends voting Talarico?
Young Texas voter: Yes, they are.
wait are we looking at a TOTAL texas flip?!?
I am jaw-dropped.
Democrats are leading in enough seats at the moment to flip the Texas state Senate.
Democrats are leading in enough seats at the moment to flip the Texas state Senate.
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
wait are we looking at a TOTAL texas flip?!?
ARE YOU READY?! 🤚
November 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
ARE YOU READY?! 🤚
we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
November 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
This is incredible. These results are from a +17 diarrhea county.
November 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This is incredible. These results are from a +17 diarrhea county.
We know who you are
November 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We know who you are
uh are we gonna get south carolina
November 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
uh are we gonna get south carolina
we are now able to confirm that bluesky is real life
November 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
we are now able to confirm that bluesky is real life
things are improving already
Elon hasn’t posted in 6 hours
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
things are improving already
ROSES ARE RED
TEXAS IS BLUE
GOD IS NONBINARY
GREG ABBOTT FUCK YOUUUUUUU
TEXAS IS BLUE
GOD IS NONBINARY
GREG ABBOTT FUCK YOUUUUUUU
November 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
ROSES ARE RED
TEXAS IS BLUE
GOD IS NONBINARY
GREG ABBOTT FUCK YOUUUUUUU
TEXAS IS BLUE
GOD IS NONBINARY
GREG ABBOTT FUCK YOUUUUUUU
we are putting asmongold in prison
November 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
we are putting asmongold in prison
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS???! 💙🔥
Because we are JUST GETTING STARTED!
Because we are JUST GETTING STARTED!
November 4, 2026 at 7:46 AM
ARE YOU ALL READY FOR THIS???! 💙🔥
Because we are JUST GETTING STARTED!
Because we are JUST GETTING STARTED!
election results are in
November 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
election results are in
Polls are OPEN!
Let's do this, Maine. 🙌🗳️
Let's do this, Maine. 🙌🗳️
November 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Polls are OPEN!
Let's do this, Maine. 🙌🗳️
Let's do this, Maine. 🙌🗳️
The results are in…
November 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The results are in…
Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Step By Step: How Votes Are Counted https://theonion.com/step-by-step-how-votes-are-counted/
don't get it twisted. the democrats are not friends. but the republicans are enemies who must be destroyed. annihilated. reduced to dust. crushed into a fine paste of quarks
November 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
don't get it twisted. the democrats are not friends. but the republicans are enemies who must be destroyed. annihilated. reduced to dust. crushed into a fine paste of quarks
Grocery costs are rising. Gas and diesel prices are way too high. Health care premiums are up. That's the economy under current management. We can do better.
November 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Grocery costs are rising. Gas and diesel prices are way too high. Health care premiums are up. That's the economy under current management. We can do better.