It has been A WEEK at Casa Flans & Pierro 😮💨 I need a light, definitely dumb movie and Pierro has requested "canine representation," so tonight I will be Flansmas-ing #ARoyalCorgiChristmas on Hulu! 👑🐾🎄 #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
It has been A WEEK at Casa Flans & Pierro 😮💨 I need a light, definitely dumb movie and Pierro has requested "canine representation," so tonight I will be Flansmas-ing #ARoyalCorgiChristmas on Hulu! 👑🐾🎄 #Flansmas
We've got a hot prince. But does he LOVE or HATE being a prince? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:21 AM
We've got a hot prince. But does he LOVE or HATE being a prince? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Now they're dancing and they ALMOST smooched, but then the pizza started burning so they didn't THANK GOD (see below). #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
bsky.app/profile/laur...
bsky.app/profile/laur...
If the two leads in a made-for-TV Christmas movie kiss at ANY time other than the last five minutes before the credits roll, I will fly into an UNPARALLELED RAGE. You get ONE kiss, and it must be in THE FINAL MOMENTS OF THE MOVIE! Otherwise, you might as well be making A PORNO.
December 16, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Now they're dancing and they ALMOST smooched, but then the pizza started burning so they didn't THANK GOD (see below). #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
bsky.app/profile/laur...
bsky.app/profile/laur...
Dog Trainer Chick is almost UNCONTROLLABLY HORNY seeing him with these orphans. She wants him to PUT AN ORPHAN IN HER. Mistletoe is hamming it up and getting petted. He's not horny, because he has no balls (I assume). #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Dog Trainer Chick is almost UNCONTROLLABLY HORNY seeing him with these orphans. She wants him to PUT AN ORPHAN IN HER. Mistletoe is hamming it up and getting petted. He's not horny, because he has no balls (I assume). #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
The queen just asked AN AMERICAN DOG TRAINER SHE HAS KNOWN FOR LESS THAN TWO WEEKS if her son would make a good king WHAT. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
The queen just asked AN AMERICAN DOG TRAINER SHE HAS KNOWN FOR LESS THAN TWO WEEKS if her son would make a good king WHAT. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
The Royal Corgi Trainer is super bitchy to Dog Trainer Chick, but the princess is nice to her. Dog Trainer Chick keeps doing Namaste-hands while curtesying, because she has apparently never seen a piece of media where anyone has curtesied ever. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:53 AM
The Royal Corgi Trainer is super bitchy to Dog Trainer Chick, but the princess is nice to her. Dog Trainer Chick keeps doing Namaste-hands while curtesying, because she has apparently never seen a piece of media where anyone has curtesied ever. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
He got his mom the queen a corgi for Christmas EVEN THOUGH SHE ALREADY HAS TWO CORGIS ALREADY! Okay; he hates being a prince and hasn't been home for Christmas in years. His sister THE PRINCESS is guilting him about his NON-PRINCELY ACTIVITIES! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 AM
He got his mom the queen a corgi for Christmas EVEN THOUGH SHE ALREADY HAS TWO CORGIS ALREADY! Okay; he hates being a prince and hasn't been home for Christmas in years. His sister THE PRINCESS is guilting him about his NON-PRINCELY ACTIVITIES! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Mistletoe has snitched a 16th century ornament and is holding it in his mouth! Everyone is AGHAST! Dog Trainer Chick goes "Drop it!" and he IMMEDIATELY drops it. In the seven-plus years that I have had Pierro, this has never worked on him once. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Mistletoe has snitched a 16th century ornament and is holding it in his mouth! Everyone is AGHAST! Dog Trainer Chick goes "Drop it!" and he IMMEDIATELY drops it. In the seven-plus years that I have had Pierro, this has never worked on him once. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
The Prince is sulking in his study or whatever (it has a ton of bookshelves, and Dog Trainer Chick is HORNY for books). He and Dog Trainer Chick bond over his father and her mother being dead IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITHOUT MULTIPLE DEAD PARENTS!!! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
The Prince is sulking in his study or whatever (it has a ton of bookshelves, and Dog Trainer Chick is HORNY for books). He and Dog Trainer Chick bond over his father and her mother being dead IT'S NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITHOUT MULTIPLE DEAD PARENTS!!! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Mistletoe is going to stay in Dog Trainer Chick's room because the Royal Corgi Trainer (who is secretly boning the princess, don't forget) has said he is a "bad apple." GUILLOTINE THIS MOTHERFUCKER, TOO. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Mistletoe is going to stay in Dog Trainer Chick's room because the Royal Corgi Trainer (who is secretly boning the princess, don't forget) has said he is a "bad apple." GUILLOTINE THIS MOTHERFUCKER, TOO. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
(Also, the Royal Advisor guy and the queen are totes DTF each other, and will end up together at the end of this movie. If I am wrong, I will eat a corgi.) #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:17 AM
(Also, the Royal Advisor guy and the queen are totes DTF each other, and will end up together at the end of this movie. If I am wrong, I will eat a corgi.) #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Now they're trimming the tree with his family, because you would definitely invite an American dog trainer who you've known for 48 hrs. to trim THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS TREE WITH YOUR MOTHER THE QUEEN. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Now they're trimming the tree with his family, because you would definitely invite an American dog trainer who you've known for 48 hrs. to trim THE ROYAL CHRISTMAS TREE WITH YOUR MOTHER THE QUEEN. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
The corgis raced and it was SO CUTE 😭 Mistletoe won. The Royal Corgi Trainer's corgi sat down in the middle of the race. I think he is going to murder the Dog Trainer Chick. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 5:27 AM
The corgis raced and it was SO CUTE 😭 Mistletoe won. The Royal Corgi Trainer's corgi sat down in the middle of the race. I think he is going to murder the Dog Trainer Chick. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Now we are watching a cute American dog trainer girl on a talk show HOW RANDOM!!!! It has awkwardly come up that her dog - while alive - is no longer living *with* her I WONDER IF SHE IS RECENTLY SINGLE?!?!?!?!? #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Now we are watching a cute American dog trainer girl on a talk show HOW RANDOM!!!! It has awkwardly come up that her dog - while alive - is no longer living *with* her I WONDER IF SHE IS RECENTLY SINGLE?!?!?!?!? #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Omfg they're gonna do a CORGI DERBY FOR FOSTER YOUTH YESSSSS BITCH. The princess is getting nervous that her fuckboi brother is gonna become king because Mistletoe is rehabilitating his image. She's nice, but her asshole boyfriend the Royal Corgi Trainer looks shifty. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Omfg they're gonna do a CORGI DERBY FOR FOSTER YOUTH YESSSSS BITCH. The princess is getting nervous that her fuckboi brother is gonna become king because Mistletoe is rehabilitating his image. She's nice, but her asshole boyfriend the Royal Corgi Trainer looks shifty. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Omfg: the event was apparently with ORPHANS (ACTUAL BRITISH ORPHANS), and the prince, Mistletoe, and Dog Trainer Chick have now shown up at THE FUCKING ORPHANAGE with presents. The prince is fucking PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH THE ORPHANS and Mistletoe is taking pics with them. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Omfg: the event was apparently with ORPHANS (ACTUAL BRITISH ORPHANS), and the prince, Mistletoe, and Dog Trainer Chick have now shown up at THE FUCKING ORPHANAGE with presents. The prince is fucking PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH THE ORPHANS and Mistletoe is taking pics with them. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
Prince is all "Deuces" and Dog Trainer Chick is like "You have to be part of the training! You are his HUMAN!" I gotta be honest with you guys: I find it nearly impossible to believe that these two will EVER find common ground! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Prince is all "Deuces" and Dog Trainer Chick is like "You have to be part of the training! You are his HUMAN!" I gotta be honest with you guys: I find it nearly impossible to believe that these two will EVER find common ground! #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Prince is reading Dog Trainer Chick's dog book. Mistletoe is helping Dog Trainer Chick get ready for her date. But Royal Advisor guy is all "You made the reservation under your real name, dumbass. Paparazzi are everywhere." So instead they're staying in and making pizza. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
December 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Prince is reading Dog Trainer Chick's dog book. Mistletoe is helping Dog Trainer Chick get ready for her date. But Royal Advisor guy is all "You made the reservation under your real name, dumbass. Paparazzi are everywhere." So instead they're staying in and making pizza. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas
Oh, snap! The princess is SECRETLY DATING THE ROYAL CORGI TRAINER!! Meanwhile, the prince's new corgi is BEING WICKED at the queen's event. CORGI ON THE LOOSE!! Mistletoe (the corgi) has PULLED DOWN THE TABLECLOTH TO EAT ALL THE FOOD! Pierro is taking notes. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Oh, snap! The princess is SECRETLY DATING THE ROYAL CORGI TRAINER!! Meanwhile, the prince's new corgi is BEING WICKED at the queen's event. CORGI ON THE LOOSE!! Mistletoe (the corgi) has PULLED DOWN THE TABLECLOTH TO EAT ALL THE FOOD! Pierro is taking notes. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Now they're back at the palace and the prince has asked her to dinner tomorrow. She's like "A date?" and he's all "ERM UM I AM BASHFUL LIKE YOUNG HUGH GRANT." She's like "I am DOWN TO PLOW." It's a date! Orphans are the best aphrodisiac. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Now they're back at the palace and the prince has asked her to dinner tomorrow. She's like "A date?" and he's all "ERM UM I AM BASHFUL LIKE YOUNG HUGH GRANT." She's like "I am DOWN TO PLOW." It's a date! Orphans are the best aphrodisiac. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
I'm delighted to announce that Jordan Renzo will be at #Sheffield Unleashed on 5th October 2025.
Further info here: www.dmjconsultancy.co.uk/upcoming-eve...
#JordanRenzo
#Class #DoctorWho #TheWitcher #TheSpanishPrincess #HorizonForbiddenWest #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #TheFlightOfBryan
#UK
Further info here: www.dmjconsultancy.co.uk/upcoming-eve...
#JordanRenzo
#Class #DoctorWho #TheWitcher #TheSpanishPrincess #HorizonForbiddenWest #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #TheFlightOfBryan
#UK
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I'm delighted to announce that Jordan Renzo will be at #Sheffield Unleashed on 5th October 2025.
Further info here: www.dmjconsultancy.co.uk/upcoming-eve...
#JordanRenzo
#Class #DoctorWho #TheWitcher #TheSpanishPrincess #HorizonForbiddenWest #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #TheFlightOfBryan
#UK
Further info here: www.dmjconsultancy.co.uk/upcoming-eve...
#JordanRenzo
#Class #DoctorWho #TheWitcher #TheSpanishPrincess #HorizonForbiddenWest #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #TheFlightOfBryan
#UK
Now they're doing a gender-swapped pizza dough-rolling session where SHE is Patrick Swayze. TAKE THAT, GLASS CEILING. While the pizza's baking, they're talking, and she has FINALLY revealed how she lost custody of her beloved dog (A LAB; NOT A CORGI) in her breakup. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Now they're doing a gender-swapped pizza dough-rolling session where SHE is Patrick Swayze. TAKE THAT, GLASS CEILING. While the pizza's baking, they're talking, and she has FINALLY revealed how she lost custody of her beloved dog (A LAB; NOT A CORGI) in her breakup. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
Prince is all "Uggghhhh he won't stop barking 🙄" Dog Trainer is like "Where's his crate?" and we learn that Mistletoe does not have a crate *or* a bed and the Prince has been having him sleep ON THE FUCKING CARPET?!? GET THE GUILLOTINE FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Prince is all "Uggghhhh he won't stop barking 🙄" Dog Trainer is like "Where's his crate?" and we learn that Mistletoe does not have a crate *or* a bed and the Prince has been having him sleep ON THE FUCKING CARPET?!? GET THE GUILLOTINE FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
#𝗙𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰:
#HotFrosty: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#MeetMeNextChristmas: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#OurLittleSecret: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#ARoyalCorgiChristmas: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#OperationMistletoe: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#ChristmasInPineValley: bsky.app/profile/laur...
(3/4)
#HotFrosty: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#MeetMeNextChristmas: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#OurLittleSecret: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#ARoyalCorgiChristmas: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#OperationMistletoe: bsky.app/profile/laur...
#ChristmasInPineValley: bsky.app/profile/laur...
(3/4)
January 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The Royal Advisor (or whatever he is) tells Dog Trainer Chick that one of the queen's two corgis was THE LAST PRESENT her husband the king ever gave her. So the prince was trying to follow IN HIS FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS by giving her Mistletoe. WHO CARES; SHOW MORE CORGIS. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:15 AM
The Royal Advisor (or whatever he is) tells Dog Trainer Chick that one of the queen's two corgis was THE LAST PRESENT her husband the king ever gave her. So the prince was trying to follow IN HIS FATHER'S FOOTSTEPS by giving her Mistletoe. WHO CARES; SHOW MORE CORGIS. #ARoyalCorgiChristmas #Flansmas