Elliot Page as Neo for Halloween
November 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Elliot Page as Neo for Halloween
The results are finally in: Here are the winners (all tied for first place) in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2026!
November 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The results are finally in: Here are the winners (all tied for first place) in the contest for Best Halloween Costume of 2026!
Imagine being as selfish and delusional as haley Stevens
October 31, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Imagine being as selfish and delusional as haley Stevens
I’m just going to assume that Hakeem Jeffries will begin the process of stripping Haley Stevens of her committee assignments as soon as possible.
November 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I’m just going to assume that Hakeem Jeffries will begin the process of stripping Haley Stevens of her committee assignments as soon as possible.
governors don’t dress up for halloween as often as they should
You’ve got a friend in me…
Happy Halloween, Illinois!
Happy Halloween, Illinois!
October 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
governors don’t dress up for halloween as often as they should
As long as they're saying Senator in front of it come January.
November 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
As long as they're saying Senator in front of it come January.
everyone keeps suggesting thicker diapers for someone as leaky as me T_T
November 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
everyone keeps suggesting thicker diapers for someone as leaky as me T_T
Accurate as fuck.
November 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Accurate as fuck.
Robert Downey Jr. as Reed Richards and Pedro Pascal as Doctor Doom for Halloween 🎃
November 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Robert Downey Jr. as Reed Richards and Pedro Pascal as Doctor Doom for Halloween 🎃
It's funny that Donald thinks he's a genius, but that the average American is as stupid as he really is . . .
Trump: "They have something about 'Republican incumbent,' tiny little letters on the bottom. A lot of people don't know what that means -- 'incumbent.' What does that mean -- 'incumbent?' They have no idea."
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It's funny that Donald thinks he's a genius, but that the average American is as stupid as he really is . . .
Hope your Halloween isn't as scary as Frank's! 🎃
October 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hope your Halloween isn't as scary as Frank's! 🎃
common lizard x bunny hangout (as far as i know, ,) from a bit ago, featuring @mechagoomba.bsky.social's salandit!
November 2, 2026 at 1:25 PM
common lizard x bunny hangout (as far as i know, ,) from a bit ago, featuring @mechagoomba.bsky.social's salandit!
Jack Nicholson nodding yes
November 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Jack Nicholson nodding yes
His face is fuggly as fuck too 🤮
November 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
His face is fuggly as fuck too 🤮
me as Ralsei for Halloween!
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
me as Ralsei for Halloween!
I hope Haley Stevens gets as much condemnation for betraying her party and siding with actual Nazis and fascists as progressives got for daring to oppose a genocide
November 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I hope Haley Stevens gets as much condemnation for betraying her party and siding with actual Nazis and fascists as progressives got for daring to oppose a genocide
I haven’t touched on how disgusting it is to equate mastectomies to lobotomies, as if tits are as important as brains.
November 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I haven’t touched on how disgusting it is to equate mastectomies to lobotomies, as if tits are as important as brains.
bet you wish you voted for me now that you know me and my entire family are as vindictive as we are insane
Jason Turkish, a Democratic mega donor, described his decision to back Republican Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed as "putting country before party."
Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers for Senate
Jason Turkish, a Democratic mega donor, described his decision to back Republican Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed as "putting country before party."
bit.ly
October 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
bet you wish you voted for me now that you know me and my entire family are as vindictive as we are insane
As I said, worst kept secret.
November 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
As I said, worst kept secret.
as
always
Rising to
the occasion
always
Rising to
the occasion
November 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
as
always
Rising to
the occasion
always
Rising to
the occasion
Trump Designates Poll Watchers As 7th U.S. Military Branch https://theonion.com/trump-designates-poll-watchers-as-7th-u-s-military-branch/
November 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump Designates Poll Watchers As 7th U.S. Military Branch https://theonion.com/trump-designates-poll-watchers-as-7th-u-s-military-branch/
The fallout of Haley Stevens betraying her voters continues with most of her staff resigning including her Chief of Staff as well as the Michigan Democratic Party removing her as a member and blocking her from rejoining in the future.
Love it. More please.
Love it. More please.
November 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
The fallout of Haley Stevens betraying her voters continues with most of her staff resigning including her Chief of Staff as well as the Michigan Democratic Party removing her as a member and blocking her from rejoining in the future.
Love it. More please.
Love it. More please.
We have to treat the Trump administration as what it actually is
A criminal organization
His term as president must be treated as a crime scene.
His pardons must be suspended
His minions and thugs removed from office and prosecuted for any crimes committed.
A criminal organization
His term as president must be treated as a crime scene.
His pardons must be suspended
His minions and thugs removed from office and prosecuted for any crimes committed.
“.. said he would ‘protect’ the billionaire entrepreneur and any aides who were targeted by Congressional investigators, including Edward Coristine, who was part of Musk’s #DOGE project ..”
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
We have to treat the Trump administration as what it actually is
A criminal organization
His term as president must be treated as a crime scene.
His pardons must be suspended
His minions and thugs removed from office and prosecuted for any crimes committed.
A criminal organization
His term as president must be treated as a crime scene.
His pardons must be suspended
His minions and thugs removed from office and prosecuted for any crimes committed.