Smithdown ASDA lighting up for me tonight, out of respect
September 25, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Smithdown ASDA lighting up for me tonight, out of respect
I am sixty. I will never not be excited by rainbows.
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I am sixty. I will never not be excited by rainbows.
Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).
April 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).
walking home from asda
April 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
walking home from asda
Thursday we went to Barnsley spent all the time in Asda.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Thursday we went to Barnsley spent all the time in Asda.
Asda delivery arrived mid-poo. Didn't flush. Driver asked to use the loo. I panicked, yelled 'sorry it's a crime scene in there' and slammed the door. Guess I can never order from Asda again now.
September 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Asda delivery arrived mid-poo. Didn't flush. Driver asked to use the loo. I panicked, yelled 'sorry it's a crime scene in there' and slammed the door. Guess I can never order from Asda again now.
I'm near sure all the term time dinner ladies moonlight at weekends in the ASDA cafes. Glorious.
February 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I'm near sure all the term time dinner ladies moonlight at weekends in the ASDA cafes. Glorious.
in britain the anchorites of asda dwell by the sacred stones, solemnly intoning the words “that’s asda price”, and performing the necessary ritual (the double bum slap) three times a day to bring about the great rolling back when we will all be redeemed
One for @urbanprehistorian.bsky.social - I was reading this morning about the Asda 'Price Promise' stones that were erected across the country in the 90s
loststonesofasda.wordpress.com
Some are definitely on the way to being archaeological monuments, such as this one in Trumfleet, South Yorkshire
loststonesofasda.wordpress.com
Some are definitely on the way to being archaeological monuments, such as this one in Trumfleet, South Yorkshire
![A stone that looks like a prehistoric standing stone but inscribed with "Asda Price Promise Permanently [text obscured] prices [text obscured].
The stone is by a Drystone wall and vegetation grows around it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mzhk55756kcluyutorbqyex/bafkreicxukeks37aqp6tgtzj2hlbvjgtxc5syw4ptr6nnojxhazlrfwflq)
August 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
in britain the anchorites of asda dwell by the sacred stones, solemnly intoning the words “that’s asda price”, and performing the necessary ritual (the double bum slap) three times a day to bring about the great rolling back when we will all be redeemed
Meanwhile in ASDA x
Sometimes the most boring chores like food shopping can still be done naked 😛
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Meanwhile in ASDA x
I have to go for a medical appointment in a new place and it’s next to an ASDA and we don’t have an ASDA really near us so I’m excited to go to ASDA as an adventure
March 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I have to go for a medical appointment in a new place and it’s next to an ASDA and we don’t have an ASDA really near us so I’m excited to go to ASDA as an adventure
REGIONAL ASDA: Insert coin to release trolley
ME, A LONDONER: What is this 'coin' thing of which you speak?
ME, A LONDONER: What is this 'coin' thing of which you speak?
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
REGIONAL ASDA: Insert coin to release trolley
ME, A LONDONER: What is this 'coin' thing of which you speak?
ME, A LONDONER: What is this 'coin' thing of which you speak?
September 23, 2026 at 9:07 AM
ASDA was named after it's founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid
September 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
ASDA was named after it's founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid
I mostly discover new music via Asda FM these days
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I mostly discover new music via Asda FM these days
November 16, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Were you raised in the freezer section of an Asda?
July 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Were you raised in the freezer section of an Asda?
Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).
March 31, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Arnold Schwarzenegger buys all his chocolate eggs from Asda (second aisle in), because Asda love Easter (Bay B).
Got called a faggot today in Asda so you know that's fun
September 24, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Got called a faggot today in Asda so you know that's fun
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
March 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about
