#asherambles
There's a difference between sticking up for your friends and enabling bad behavior.

I hope some of you learn the difference in the new year.

#AsheRambles
December 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is the best joint I've ever rolled 🥹 🍃

#AsheRambles #WeedMention
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No one asked, but my top ten favorite ships:
- RadioStatic / Murdermedia / RadioCult
(Same Ship Dif. Flavor lmao)
- RadioRose
- RadioApple
- MediaApple
- MediaRose
- StaticRose
- StaticMoth
- ValAngel
- RadioJoy
- StaticJoy

#AsheRambles #FavoriteShips #StfuAshe
August 7, 2026 at 9:17 AM
10 minutes to close and this person thinks I'm gonna pull 8 pairs of dancer shoes for her to try on.

Lmao

✨️No✨️

#AsheRambles
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Decided to do an updated "What Pokemon would you have on your team" card.

Almost an entire girlboss team, unintentional I swear lol

#Pokemon #AsheRambles
August 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Throwing this out there but I don't apologize for characters or ships that I enjoy. You shouldn't either.

#AsheRambles
March 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You know, if you're going to prank call a sex store, be creative at least.

Also, don't call with your number unblocked because now I have the power to troll you. ✨💃

#AsheRambles
June 30, 2026 at 1:10 AM
PCOS + T.O.M = Excruciating pain.

I'm at work and all I wanna do is curl in a ball rn.

#AsheRambles #Venting
June 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oh and yes, Christian met my upside down faced son and he was cracking up when he seen him.

Just wait until y'all see the Photo Op picture ft. The dipshit son.

#AsheRambles
September 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I've been so stressed with work that I've started late in doing bracelets for FanExpo Canada this year.

Ugh.. it's okay, I got this. I can do this. 😭

#FanExpoCanada2026 #ConCrunch #AsheRambles
August 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I'm not gonna lie, 2025 was a very rough year. I almost relapsed (s.h. not sub.a) a few times, struggled hard with my mental health, had a mental break more than I'd care to admit- but I'm still here. By a hair, but still here.

#AsheRambles #Personal #My2025
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'm so exhausted. Can I please stop waking up after only two hours of sleep.

I just... want a full nights sleep. A full night. Just one would do. It's been a little over a week.

#AsheVents #AsheRambles
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
There's tons of people in this fandom I wanna talk to but I'm a huge pussy lmfao :')

Reminds me of when I stalked @selkiee.bsky.social for a long while on Gaia before I finally grew balls to msg them and now we're besties LOL

10/10 would stalk again

#Asherambles
August 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
why do I always feel nervous to ask artists about commissions? I'm not the one doing the commission, I'm wanting to give artists money and I know the worst they can say is "No" - which I think is why I have this irrational fear to [ask about comms]

lmao
hate it here

#AsheRambles
May 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
FanExpo Canada 2026 was actually so goated.
Our Hazbin Hotel Trivia Panel was a hit, we (the bestie and I) met a lot of amazing people, made new friends, we got to meet the wonderful Christian Borle, Joel Perez, Lilli Cooper and Krystina Alabado.

(Cont-)

#FanExpoCanada2026 #AsheRambles
September 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Ho-boy there is way too much negativity on my timeline. I'll be back when people aren't so... [negative.] 💀

#Discourse #AsheRambles
February 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
You know, one of my favorite things at work is when I get people that go "This is probably a weird question-" and it's one of the most basic questions one could ask in a sex store lmao

I do love working here, though. It's very gratifying helping people improve their love life.

#AsheRambles
May 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I don't hate on characters or ships, wish others would do the same. Esp from moots.

Because sometimes it's kind of sore when you see someone bashing your faves/comforts and not tagging it as hate/discourse lol

#AsheRambles #DiscourseLite #Discourse
March 15, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Being discarded after helping folks with serious shit like I mean nothing is not the best feeling in the world, but really I shouldn't be surprised by it at this point.

I need to stop sticking my neck out for folks who don't actually give a rats ass about me lmao

#AsheRambles #Personal
January 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I need folks to realize that tone is hard for me to understand.

Tome tags are appreciated.

Explaining things is appreciated.

I have people constantly invalidating things I love and hyperfixate on *a lot* so giving a bit more context or explanation helps me greatly. 🙂‍↕️↕️

#AsheRambles
August 4, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Few of the Rare Pairs I enjoy in Hazbin:
- Vox/Rosie
- Vox/Emily
- Vox/Adam
- Vox/Lute
- Alastor/Adam
- Alastor/Emily
- Alastor/Lute
- Velvette/Sera
- Velvette/Emily
- Velvette/Mimzy
- Rosie/Velvette
- Rosie/Sera
- Rosie/Valentino
- Valentino/Lute
- Valentino/Adam

(+Others)

#Rarepairs #AsheRambles
February 28, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I love my regulars. Working here for 11 years has its perks, and one of those perks is my regs who take care of me when my anxiety gets bad. (Or when I mention sleeping is hard lmao)

Gonna have a great time after work.

#drugmention #420talk #asherambles
October 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really do have a soft spot for silly little Pokemon goobers who are usually vastly overlooked.

I've always had the softest spot for Koffing for that reason
(I've a list of mins like this tbh)

I even bought a handmade Koffing plush someone made years ago at Anime North.

#Pokemon #AsheRambles
September 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
How do people function so early? What's it like having an actual proper sleep schedule? Is it nice?

I'm on less than four hours of sleep and a third energy drink. I still have three-ish hours of work and dealing with people in spicy retail.

👁️👄👁️ - Fuck

#AsheRambles
November 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
TW: Sewer slide thoughts

I shit you not, the bad thought I just had nearly made me go through with launching myself in front of a bus.

My mental be taking a 15d20 worth of dmg for some reason.

#mentalhealth #AsheRambles
October 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM