#asks
Lawrence O'Donnell always asks the right questions.
January 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Board member of META asks a very good question.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣
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July 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
July 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Squirrel asks human for a drink of water.
June 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass https://theonion.com/trump-asks-nicki-minaj-to-explain-eating-ass/
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
POV: chai asks to hold hands 🤝!
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Dog girlfriend asks you out on a date
April 9, 2026 at 12:46 PM
UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Trump Asks When He Gets To Kill Olympians Who Lost https://theonion.com/trump-asks-when-he-gets-to-kill-olympians-who-lost/
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
she asks if her drawing looks good or not #OC
October 20, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Trump Asks Which One The Ball theonion.com/trump-a...
February 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
‪Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?‬
December 7, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Racism salesman asks if you’ve tried the love poetry
Mr. "Step Back and Go Fuck Yourself in the Face" has opened a Cyber Charm School.
December 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?
June 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The street dog approaches an unfamiliar man and gently asks for affection.🥹
April 23, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-asks-if-wedding-can-be-shark-themed/
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
JD Vance Asks National Guard Member If He Can Touch Gun https://theonion.com/jd-vance-asks-national-guard-member-if-he-can-touch-gun/
August 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/
March 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM