Something going on with Trump slurring and sucking spit every time he speaks. It’s disgusting. If it’s stroke related I hope he aspirates and drops dead on camera.
May 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Something going on with Trump slurring and sucking spit every time he speaks. It’s disgusting. If it’s stroke related I hope he aspirates and drops dead on camera.
Turn a movie into a linguistics article
Aspirates of the Caribbean
Aspirates of the Caribbean
Turn a movie into a linguistics article…
Sibilants and Sensibility
Sibilants and Sensibility
Turn a movie into a linguistics article
Apocope Now
Apocope Now
July 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Turn a movie into a linguistics article
Aspirates of the Caribbean
Aspirates of the Caribbean
Attending privilege: nurse bought me boba—taro and half sugar the way I like it.
Dumbass attending then aspirates in boba pearl.
Dumbass attending then aspirates in boba pearl.
October 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Attending privilege: nurse bought me boba—taro and half sugar the way I like it.
Dumbass attending then aspirates in boba pearl.
Dumbass attending then aspirates in boba pearl.
I need to shove this information down Stancil's throat until he aspirates
June 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I need to shove this information down Stancil's throat until he aspirates
anyway this is why spray cleaning / power washing anything potentially toxic and / or infectious WILL cause relevant scientists and managers to gasp in horror and / or start screaming
it aspirates the contaminant into a fine mist in the air that pollutes every water supply it touches afterwards
it aspirates the contaminant into a fine mist in the air that pollutes every water supply it touches afterwards
June 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
anyway this is why spray cleaning / power washing anything potentially toxic and / or infectious WILL cause relevant scientists and managers to gasp in horror and / or start screaming
it aspirates the contaminant into a fine mist in the air that pollutes every water supply it touches afterwards
it aspirates the contaminant into a fine mist in the air that pollutes every water supply it touches afterwards
Fascinating!
"We carried out longitudinal, multi-omic analyses of
— nasal swabs
— peripheral blood mononuclear cells
— endotracheal aspirates
and found significant reactivation of chronic viruses, particularly from the Herpesviridae & Anelloviridae families, associated with COVID-19 severity"
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"We carried out longitudinal, multi-omic analyses of
— nasal swabs
— peripheral blood mononuclear cells
— endotracheal aspirates
and found significant reactivation of chronic viruses, particularly from the Herpesviridae & Anelloviridae families, associated with COVID-19 severity"
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A study in Nature finds that COVID-19 can reactivate dormant viruses already present in the body. These viral flare-ups can persist after infection and may be linked to long COVID. go.nature.com/45GKJLM #medsky 🧪
August 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Fascinating!
"We carried out longitudinal, multi-omic analyses of
— nasal swabs
— peripheral blood mononuclear cells
— endotracheal aspirates
and found significant reactivation of chronic viruses, particularly from the Herpesviridae & Anelloviridae families, associated with COVID-19 severity"
🧪
"We carried out longitudinal, multi-omic analyses of
— nasal swabs
— peripheral blood mononuclear cells
— endotracheal aspirates
and found significant reactivation of chronic viruses, particularly from the Herpesviridae & Anelloviridae families, associated with COVID-19 severity"
🧪
While the felon naps, Vance, Miller, Bondi, Patel, Hegseth, rkrjunior, and the felon kids are doing last minute money grabs.
The power grab will occur before the felon’s body aspirates.
The power grab will occur before the felon’s body aspirates.
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
While the felon naps, Vance, Miller, Bondi, Patel, Hegseth, rkrjunior, and the felon kids are doing last minute money grabs.
The power grab will occur before the felon’s body aspirates.
The power grab will occur before the felon’s body aspirates.
Maybe it’s a Macedonian loan? There the voiced aspirates merged with the voiced series.
July 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Maybe it’s a Macedonian loan? There the voiced aspirates merged with the voiced series.
very funny. now make one for *otherwise unattested voiced aspirates without voiceless aspirates theory* fans
April 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
very funny. now make one for *otherwise unattested voiced aspirates without voiceless aspirates theory* fans
Hospital with mom all day ... going to bed at home ... Jasper aspirates a piece of chew and I'm at a different hospital now!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hospital with mom all day ... going to bed at home ... Jasper aspirates a piece of chew and I'm at a different hospital now!!!!
I will only accept awesome needle aspirates. If you want to settle for “fine” that’s on you.
November 12, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I will only accept awesome needle aspirates. If you want to settle for “fine” that’s on you.
Bou is doing much better today! He’s bright and eating again. Ultrasound showed infection - and aspirates of his kidneys did not show underlying lymphoma! Another 48 hours of fluids and IV antibiotics for him but this is (somehow???) not bad news!!
Can everyone send good vibes to our guy Caribou?? We are assuming it’s kidney lymphoma (damn you Felv) but we’ve left him overnight to pump him with fluids and the good drugs to see if that can make him feel better before we have to say goodbye.
August 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Bou is doing much better today! He’s bright and eating again. Ultrasound showed infection - and aspirates of his kidneys did not show underlying lymphoma! Another 48 hours of fluids and IV antibiotics for him but this is (somehow???) not bad news!!
⭐️ Justice: He falls into reflecting pool, aspirates a drifting flap of paint, struggle, expires tragically.
Someone please mash up Narcissus and the Portrait of Dorian Gray into the tale a demented man who thought to see his own magnificence reflected in, well, a Reflecting Pool and instead saw failure and algae and decay.
June 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
⭐️ Justice: He falls into reflecting pool, aspirates a drifting flap of paint, struggle, expires tragically.
I cannot WAIT until this fucker aspirates on a Big Mac and has to spend eternity in hell.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I cannot WAIT until this fucker aspirates on a Big Mac and has to spend eternity in hell.
head game so good she aspirates on cum. nutmonia
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
head game so good she aspirates on cum. nutmonia
#114: aspirates cheeseburger while snorting Adderall
August 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
#114: aspirates cheeseburger while snorting Adderall
To be fair, that’s technically “breathy-voicing”, although we often call such phonemes “voiced aspirates”
June 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
To be fair, that’s technically “breathy-voicing”, although we often call such phonemes “voiced aspirates”
I hope he aspirates on one of his Big Mac’s sooner than later.
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I hope he aspirates on one of his Big Mac’s sooner than later.
I’m on the struggle bus trying to describe spinal rads today. Who do these people think I am, a radiologist? I’m just some guy who likes to look at blood smears and fine needle aspirates 😭
February 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m on the struggle bus trying to describe spinal rads today. Who do these people think I am, a radiologist? I’m just some guy who likes to look at blood smears and fine needle aspirates 😭
or aspirates *whispers in ent*
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
or aspirates *whispers in ent*
My great grandmother, a Gaelic leaguer born in the Glens of Antrim while it was still a Gaeltacht, filled out the 1911 Census for her large family in Irish, in the old-fashioned script with dot aspirates. They had to find a Gaeilgeoir clerk to translate it.
Ah, the burdens of Empire!
Ah, the burdens of Empire!
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My great grandmother, a Gaelic leaguer born in the Glens of Antrim while it was still a Gaeltacht, filled out the 1911 Census for her large family in Irish, in the old-fashioned script with dot aspirates. They had to find a Gaeilgeoir clerk to translate it.
Ah, the burdens of Empire!
Ah, the burdens of Empire!
Adding to this, I think @safaitic.bsky.social has noted that Greek uses aspirates to write Old Arabic unemphatic plosives (and unaspirated for emphatic ones), but varies between aspirates and unaspirates for fricatives like /θ/.
September 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Adding to this, I think @safaitic.bsky.social has noted that Greek uses aspirates to write Old Arabic unemphatic plosives (and unaspirated for emphatic ones), but varies between aspirates and unaspirates for fricatives like /θ/.
My Indo-Aryan speaking brain agrees reciprocates. I hear Caucasian aspirates as our aspirates, their ejectives as our unaspirates.
July 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My Indo-Aryan speaking brain agrees reciprocates. I hear Caucasian aspirates as our aspirates, their ejectives as our unaspirates.