Historic moment in Allepo now, as the statue of Bassel al-Assad, brother of Putin's puppet Bashar al-Assad is ripped down.
November 30, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Historic moment in Allepo now, as the statue of Bassel al-Assad, brother of Putin's puppet Bashar al-Assad is ripped down.
Good evening zelensky called assad a douchebag
September 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good evening zelensky called assad a douchebag
Zelenskyy stayed in Ukraine to fight Russia. Assad fled to Russia at the first sign of a fight. #freeSyria #freeUkraine
November 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Zelenskyy stayed in Ukraine to fight Russia. Assad fled to Russia at the first sign of a fight. #freeSyria #freeUkraine
BREAKING NEWS:
Syrian state TV reports that the Assad regime has fallen in Aleppo.
Reports say Assad has fled to Moscow.
This is a sad day for Putin puppets.
Syrian state TV reports that the Assad regime has fallen in Aleppo.
Reports say Assad has fled to Moscow.
This is a sad day for Putin puppets.
November 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
BREAKING NEWS:
Syrian state TV reports that the Assad regime has fallen in Aleppo.
Reports say Assad has fled to Moscow.
This is a sad day for Putin puppets.
Syrian state TV reports that the Assad regime has fallen in Aleppo.
Reports say Assad has fled to Moscow.
This is a sad day for Putin puppets.
This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.
Reporter: Did the US bomb an elementary school and kill 175 people?
Trump: Based on what I’ve seen, it was done by Iran.
Reporter: Is that true Mr. Hegseth?
Hegseth: We’re investigating.
Trump: They are very inaccurate with their munitions. It was done by Iran.
Trump: Based on what I’ve seen, it was done by Iran.
Reporter: Is that true Mr. Hegseth?
Hegseth: We’re investigating.
Trump: They are very inaccurate with their munitions. It was done by Iran.
March 7, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.
I have about 500 missed calls from Assad.
November 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I have about 500 missed calls from Assad.
Tulsi Gabbard has learned her lesson. So have Edward Snowden, Vladimir Putin, and Bashar al-Assad.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
February 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tulsi Gabbard has learned her lesson. So have Edward Snowden, Vladimir Putin, and Bashar al-Assad.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
Today assad.
Soon putin.
Soon putin.
November 30, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Today assad.
Soon putin.
Soon putin.
Assad but literally
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Assad but literally
It appears Syrian Rebels have quickly taken the historic center of Aleppo—a massive blow to Assad and Putin.
Now we must ask: which side is Tulsi Gabbard—who made a secret trip in 2017 to meet with Assad—on?
Now we must ask: which side is Tulsi Gabbard—who made a secret trip in 2017 to meet with Assad—on?
November 29, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It appears Syrian Rebels have quickly taken the historic center of Aleppo—a massive blow to Assad and Putin.
Now we must ask: which side is Tulsi Gabbard—who made a secret trip in 2017 to meet with Assad—on?
Now we must ask: which side is Tulsi Gabbard—who made a secret trip in 2017 to meet with Assad—on?
Game over for Putin and Assad.
November 29, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Game over for Putin and Assad.
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters — theonion.com/assad-return...
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...
theonion.com
December 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters — theonion.com/assad-return...
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November 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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I missed that the analysis includes Assad. Ffs people
September 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I missed that the analysis includes Assad. Ffs people
I think I found Assad.
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I think I found Assad.
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
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December 10, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
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Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Assad Regime Leaves Note Thanking Locals For Supporting Family-Run Dictatorship
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assad turning his vpn on and seeing zelensky in damascus
April 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
assad turning his vpn on and seeing zelensky in damascus
desperately want to know what gabbard was talking to assad about for three hours
Files detail bid to contain fallout from Tulsi Gabbard meetings with Assad
Gabbard’s 2017 trip to Syria, where she met with authoritarian leader Bashar al-Assad, is expected to be a focus of questions from senators weighing her nomination to be director of national intellige...
www.washingtonpost.com
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
desperately want to know what gabbard was talking to assad about for three hours
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...
theonion.com
December 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
Vilified by the Assad regime, these Nobel-nominated first responders operated only in rebel areas. Now their founder is in the new government and they're extending their reach to all of Syria.
With Assad gone and Syria's war over, the White Helmets have a new mission
Vilified by the Assad regime, these Nobel-nominated first responders operated only in rebel areas. Now their founder is in the new government and they're extending their reach to all of Syria.
www.npr.org
April 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Vilified by the Assad regime, these Nobel-nominated first responders operated only in rebel areas. Now their founder is in the new government and they're extending their reach to all of Syria.
Folks defending Gavin Newsom for platforming extreme seditionists reminds me of the people who defended Tulsi Gabbard for supporting Assad and Putin.
March 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Folks defending Gavin Newsom for platforming extreme seditionists reminds me of the people who defended Tulsi Gabbard for supporting Assad and Putin.
this guy really hits every shitty leftist checklist: pro Assad, Stalin apologist, hated disabled people
May 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
this guy really hits every shitty leftist checklist: pro Assad, Stalin apologist, hated disabled people