#assclench
Of course. Sure.

2 bullshit hits. Again.

And now it's assclench time.
September 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
look the assclench of 2026 put all my horn knee thoughts on hold and now it's pouring forth like a fucking dam after 13 consecutive typhoons

(kicks my pinging Clue app under the bed)
August 31, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Opening #fabtcg High Seas and had a collective group assclench moment…

Me, dumbaf: “Hey.. uhh.. what’s this— I’ve never seen this symbol, what’s it mean?”

Housemate: “Put that down /carefully/!”

Yeah.. I’m not shaking @~@… Nope…
June 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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