#asscrack
Ordered a BLT with avocado and the avocado slipped out like bar soap outta a wet asscrack 😭
November 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
tbf i do hate sand up the asscrack, which is what I assume he was referring to when he said it "gets everywhere"
November 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Don’t forget to sniff your bro’s asscrack today!!!
October 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
There’s a hole in the asscrack of my favorite gym leggings and the way to find that out in a less embarrassing way would’ve been for me to notice it instead of someone else to point it out while I was bending over. 😳
November 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
“mtg asscrack” will get you where you need(?) to go
November 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
sexy as the zipper going all the way around a girl's crotch and asscrack looks I cannot imagine anything more uncomfortable than a zipper directly against all of that
October 29, 2026 at 7:02 AM
You had me at asscrack.
November 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Bends over and credit cards my own asscrack with spare DRAM I have

Eat shit and die you duck lipped freak just twink die and become irrelevant already ffs
the epstein class feel the same way about you having food, clothes, housing, etc as well
October 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Need my nose in that asscrack
November 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
“Moxx, I’ve dug into every fuckin nook and asscrack of this Ricardo fucker’s life and…god fucking dammit…”

“What is it sir? What’s he done?”

“Nothing. He’s…he’s literally perfect. I’m seeing him tonight.”

“Oh for fucks sake”
November 2, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Fucking a man's ass is hot to me, hotdogging a man's ass is hot to me, but also, I really wanna just, like, scrape my hard cock up and down a man's fat asscrack up and down over and over yknow
October 28, 2026 at 10:13 PM
October 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I should have dropped that pencil down his asscrack when I had the chance.
November 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
one day, i'll get to order a sandwich and say "and go heavy on the mayo", and the service staff will think "of course this fatass wants heavy mayo" fatphobically at me because i'll be weighing 450+ LBS back at them and also be wearing a pair of blue jeans that do not totally cover my asscrack
October 31, 2026 at 10:30 AM