#asses
I thought he loved looking at men’s asses.
Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell ... I can't watch"
November 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vote yo' fuckin' asses off!!!
November 2, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Trump’s prurient obsession with men’s asses continues.
October 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
bidet crew sound off, who blasting they asses?
November 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
reminder californians

40 YES
41 & 42 NO

get those billionaires’ asses
November 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
November 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
ghost that only smacks people's asses
November 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
womens asses.. 🤤
October 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Two Texans who are through! Do better Texas and fire their asses! 🚩🚩🚩
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
alito and thomas are so up their own asses that they don't even have the instincts to retire
November 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
THE REPUBLICAN CLOSING ARGUMENT:

• Men’s asses
• Cheesecake Factory
• “Gay vegans”
• “Jihadists”
• Attacking reporters
• Gold. More gold.
November 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Can't believe we're ending things on asses and cheesecake
October 31, 2026 at 8:18 PM
IDK. There's a whole lot of close up shots of guys' asses. Like, really good asses. Hard as a rock asses. Donnie should check them out. Just sayin'.
November 1, 2026 at 11:36 PM
They don’t admire each others asses enough?
November 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
None of these transphobic Democrats showed their transphobic asses until after the primaries, so you can stick that "you should push for better candidates in the primaries" shit straight back up your asses.
October 31, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Get ya'll asses together go vote!

#AlastorsCampaignTail
If you all go VOTE- I'll make Alastor's tail canon!
November 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Get their asses
i legit think starting with hegseth and vought might actually get convictions and get people familiar with impeachments having consequences and softening up the ground for trump
November 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
HOTTIES GET YALL ASSES UP AND VOTE 🗣💙 #ElectionDay
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November 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Good day for null pear asses
November 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
This one
November 2, 2026 at 7:52 AM
asses to asses, bust to bust
October 31, 2026 at 9:16 AM
he’s only into guy’s asses these days
November 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Keep kicking their asses
November 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Trump can talk about asses all he wants.

But we’re going to throw those asses out of office.

That’s what we’re going to do.
November 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Look, if they really wanted to roast our asses at least one of them would be wearing this Threadless shirt
October 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM