#assfull
Getting an assfull of dick

#steveholmes #anal #ass
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I've officially had an impacted assfull of Liberty Mutual. All advertising insurance companies to be honest. Anyone else feel like auto insurance should be part of the auto fees when you register the vehicle?
October 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
*White guy with an assfull of lead labors for 15 yards*

English football announcer: you can see him waiting, walking, until he makes a bursting run into the box.
October 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I would share this were it not for the word "concerned," because i've had an assfull of that insufficient descriptor.
Alarmed
Distressed
Infuriated
Frightened

We left concerned years ago.
October 7, 2026 at 5:02 PM
🤣🤣 and my pussy is full of dicks....oh wait .....assfull of picdics
August 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Who cares?
I've had an assfull of pretending that these people deserve any kind of sympathy.
Would you care if eva braun jumped in front of a train?

These people are all as evil as it gets, they need to be out of politics ASAP, and the more permanently the better.
August 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Mouthful,handful,assfull. Enough to make your eyes water
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 AM
with an assfull of gas and a can full of ashes or whatever
August 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
They need to “accidentally” give him a a couple of extra macro doses of ketamine. Or an assfull. 😤🤣
February 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Porn parody of Fistfull of Dollars: Assfull of Fists.
May 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It’s an assfull of perfection
January 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Letting Schumer or Jeffries speak is like giving the whole nation an assfull of Xanax. Pointless and painful.
March 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"wear a belt" those assfull people will say. I already am!
December 9, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Yeah, I see what you’ve done, yet no. It’s a good definition for word « assfull «  as in get an eyeful.
Then it might be a ravel/unravel kinda thing. Is the ass half-full or half-empty ? Or assless ? Chaps are half-legged. Do two chaps make a full leg yet seatless ? Hmm
May 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Daisey and Bel indulging themselves in the Golden Week bikini trend at their local beach while the town brat runs her mouth so she gets an assfull of justice~

#thicc #BBW #mommy #demon #salamander #capybara #minotaur #butt_bump #sandwiching #my_OCs #original_art
May 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Heartbreaker. Would def be better with an assfull of your cum
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Very cutesy. Very demure. Very assfull, I mean mindful
February 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
‘Butt-naked’ is reserved for when the bum flap of your onesie pajamas are undone or when you’ve donned assless chaps…which is a bit of a misnomer when you think about it…

Assfull chaps?
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i like my chaps assfull
April 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
😂
March 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
if they were assfull chaps, they'd be pants!
August 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Already had an assfull of the Coldplay kiss cam couple.
July 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I would gladly feel a handful or assfull of any color you want to give me ;)
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Since assless chaps are just a tautology, then perhaps the most transgressive and true thing we could create are assfull chaps.
September 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM