You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
Borg cake, which I rapidly assimilated.
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August 9, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Borg cake, which I rapidly assimilated.
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can cats get assimilated
July 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
can cats get assimilated
Is this what they meant by they can be “assimilated easily”? 🫤 www.thebulwark.com/p/an-afrikan...
May 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Is this what they meant by they can be “assimilated easily”? 🫤 www.thebulwark.com/p/an-afrikan...
can cats get assimilated
July 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
can cats get assimilated
can cats get assimilated
July 30, 2024 at 7:58 PM
can cats get assimilated
"Hunter, I have assimilated into you, our thoughts have become one. I see now that it was not your form which made you strong."
September 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
"Hunter, I have assimilated into you, our thoughts have become one. I see now that it was not your form which made you strong."
You will be ASSimilated into something GREATER~<3
July 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
You will be ASSimilated into something GREATER~<3
Prepare to be assimilated
March 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Prepare to be assimilated
Assimilated Aeskul, Halloween portrait done for Aeskul!
October 13, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Assimilated Aeskul, Halloween portrait done for Aeskul!
Assimilated Myco!
Throwback to early in the year and getting strapped down in this incredible piece of kit, so many wires and tubes, totally blew my mind
⛓️ & 📸 @electrobound.bsky.social & Skip
⛓️ & 📸 @electrobound.bsky.social & Skip
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Assimilated Myco!
"I assimilated all the way to Congress" is a hell of a line.
I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.
Tom Emmer: "Minnesotans are so afraid that you're gonna call us a racist, you're gonna call us an Islamophobe. You know what? I'm done being even the least bit careful. Somalis don't assimilate. And if they don't assimilate, then they should go the hell back to where they came from."
June 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"I assimilated all the way to Congress" is a hell of a line.
I wish republicans assimilated.
June 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I wish republicans assimilated.
This is like if the Borg assimilated a tech-bro who worked at Apple.
January 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is like if the Borg assimilated a tech-bro who worked at Apple.
"assimilated Jews" is so funny. Does the NYPD treat "non assimilated Jews" differently?
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"assimilated Jews" is so funny. Does the NYPD treat "non assimilated Jews" differently?
I'm getting orange translucent balloonie dragonite feels again. @_@ (art by ryusuta. just imagine me being in there, slowly being assimilated)
September 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I'm getting orange translucent balloonie dragonite feels again. @_@ (art by ryusuta. just imagine me being in there, slowly being assimilated)
Homie assimilated the wrong host
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Homie assimilated the wrong host
April 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No one believed a kid from Winnipeg could ever understand America, but through hard work and perseverance I assimilated and accepted your strange culture
This is a sitting Commissioner of the FCC.
Reader, he immigrated from Canada.
Reader, he immigrated from Canada.
March 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
No one believed a kid from Winnipeg could ever understand America, but through hard work and perseverance I assimilated and accepted your strange culture
I have been ASSimilated into the drone hive
July 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have been ASSimilated into the drone hive
And JD Vance has been fully assimilated.
August 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And JD Vance has been fully assimilated.
And note that Franklin is insisting in 1755 that Germans had a noticeably different skin tone than the English, so they could never be assimilated.
They were, and then they said the same thing about the Irish. And then they assimilated, and they said the same thing about Italians. And then ...
They were, and then they said the same thing about the Irish. And then they assimilated, and they said the same thing about Italians. And then ...
June 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
And note that Franklin is insisting in 1755 that Germans had a noticeably different skin tone than the English, so they could never be assimilated.
They were, and then they said the same thing about the Irish. And then they assimilated, and they said the same thing about Italians. And then ...
They were, and then they said the same thing about the Irish. And then they assimilated, and they said the same thing about Italians. And then ...
Frankel to Rubio: "It is crazy that you want to let people in from South Africa because they can assimilate, while you're throwing out hundreds of thousands of people who have already assimilated and that are important parts of our economy and family life."
June 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Frankel to Rubio: "It is crazy that you want to let people in from South Africa because they can assimilate, while you're throwing out hundreds of thousands of people who have already assimilated and that are important parts of our economy and family life."
June 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM