Normalize visiting your Astrologer twice a year, not just when you have problems but to empower your private life and to help in your business decisions! Simply priceless.
#astrodk

For reference.

In this era the Conceited hides behind fake humility.

#astrodk

Just for reference, I predicted #Argentina winning the #worldcup 16 days before the finals.
#astrodk #soccer

Accurate Xmas Zodiac #astrodk

Aries: Their Christmas tree was done like an hour before the guests came.
Taurus: What pudding are you talking about there was none in the fridge are you mad?
Gemini: They've been excited for Christmas for so long and now everything's boring🥴

Baby you gotta inhale me
In small quantities,
Cuz my energy is
Intoxicating
Genuine is rare,
My madness is real
But my heart,
This heart is gold.

#astrodk #dkastrology

East is BEST.
South is OK.
West if you must.
Never North!
Get a free compass from your appstore/playstore to see where your face when you sleep. If your head is facing North you are asking for health trouble.
East is the most ideal position to face for a restoring sleep. #astrodk

Aquarius: They're here to participate in the egg nog drinking contest so they can be nice and drunk bc everyone is boring
Pisces: wonders how soon they could go home to eat the food and drink the stuff they really wanted in the first place

#astrodk #astrology