POV you are infiltrating the Astrologers tower.
November 18, 2023 at 5:28 PM
POV you are infiltrating the Astrologers tower.
1. Trump will govern like a mediaeval monarch, advised by astrologers and alchemists, but with a nuclear arsenal.
A short thread...
A short thread...
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 AM
1. Trump will govern like a mediaeval monarch, advised by astrologers and alchemists, but with a nuclear arsenal.
A short thread...
A short thread...
Astrologers proclaim the Nice Boobs Day (. )(. )
November 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Astrologers proclaim the Nice Boobs Day (. )(. )
Astrologers promise a month filled with a lot of arts
March 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Astrologers promise a month filled with a lot of arts
Astrologers be like:
January 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Astrologers be like:
astrologers... the chiropractors of the skies
October 15, 2023 at 6:42 PM
astrologers... the chiropractors of the skies
my sister informs me the astrologers predicted trump would either have a stroke or bomb iran before the lunar eclipse and that they're all upset about which one the fates provided
February 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
my sister informs me the astrologers predicted trump would either have a stroke or bomb iran before the lunar eclipse and that they're all upset about which one the fates provided
Astrologers knew this was imminent
Jay-Z has been accused in a civil lawsuit of raping a 13-year-old girl in 2000 allegedly along with Sean Combs
Jay-Z accused in a civil lawsuit of raping a 13-year-old girl in 2000 along with Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs
The music mogul was named in a re-filed October rape complaint against Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs. The accuser is anonymous.
www.nbcnews.com
December 9, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Astrologers knew this was imminent
THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL BLUESKY ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE ASTROLOGERS
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...
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November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM
THE NEW SORROWSCOPES ARE HERE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL BLUESKY ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE ASTROLOGERS
I remembered my long-held dream of drawing more dragons. Astrologers announce an influx of OC-dragons!
October 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I remembered my long-held dream of drawing more dragons. Astrologers announce an influx of OC-dragons!
In this Ohio diner, cancer research is what astrologers do for people born in late June and July. But they do know this: President Trump's landslide 49% of the vote gives him a clear mandate to defund America's scientists.
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In this Ohio diner, cancer research is what astrologers do for people born in late June and July. But they do know this: President Trump's landslide 49% of the vote gives him a clear mandate to defund America's scientists.
Every once in a while I get followed by astrologers 🙃
October 16, 2023 at 12:54 PM
Every once in a while I get followed by astrologers 🙃
The worlds oldest and youngest kings died within 24 hrs of each other and if I was in the club, I would be consulting astrologers and barring the windows about now
August 28, 2026 at 1:49 PM
The worlds oldest and youngest kings died within 24 hrs of each other and if I was in the club, I would be consulting astrologers and barring the windows about now
Can’t decide if astrologers are Mercury’s children or Mercury’s plaything
April 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Can’t decide if astrologers are Mercury’s children or Mercury’s plaything
America’s largest gathering of astrologers - or CosmicCon, if you will.
October 1, 2026 at 12:58 PM
America’s largest gathering of astrologers - or CosmicCon, if you will.
Today one of my students told me “the Instagram astrologers are saying Trump is done and they’re usually right ” and honestly, lolgreat
July 22, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Today one of my students told me “the Instagram astrologers are saying Trump is done and they’re usually right ” and honestly, lolgreat
All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
All I want to know from astrologers is which full moon will be the one to destroy my enemies
Astrologers: Saturn in Aries is in Fall and thus not in great condition
Also astrologers: *Saturn ingresses into Aries* yay!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Also astrologers: …wait this is terrible actually
Also astrologers: *Saturn ingresses into Aries* yay!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Also astrologers: …wait this is terrible actually
July 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Astrologers: Saturn in Aries is in Fall and thus not in great condition
Also astrologers: *Saturn ingresses into Aries* yay!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Also astrologers: …wait this is terrible actually
Also astrologers: *Saturn ingresses into Aries* yay!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Also astrologers: …wait this is terrible actually
To the witches, wiccans, astrologers, empathic folk and intuitionists:
May 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
To the witches, wiccans, astrologers, empathic folk and intuitionists:
Question for mental health professionals and not astrologers: why is everyone being fucking insane right now
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Question for mental health professionals and not astrologers: why is everyone being fucking insane right now
I went to America’s largest gathering of astrologers. It was a battle over how to read the stars
I went to America’s largest gathering of astrologers. It was a battle over how to read the stars
Now a $15bn industry, astrology is more mainstream in the US than ever. But its practitioners are still debating: who gets to have authority on the celestial bodies?
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I went to America’s largest gathering of astrologers. It was a battle over how to read the stars
oh so i just learned here on bluesky that the astrologers are noticing a decline in bookings.
that's one i wouldn't have thought of by myself.
that's one i wouldn't have thought of by myself.
April 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
oh so i just learned here on bluesky that the astrologers are noticing a decline in bookings.
that's one i wouldn't have thought of by myself.
that's one i wouldn't have thought of by myself.
B.V. flying over the archeological site of Capo Forcida, commonly known as the "Torri degli Astrologi" (Towers of the Astrologers).
September 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
B.V. flying over the archeological site of Capo Forcida, commonly known as the "Torri degli Astrologi" (Towers of the Astrologers).
Calling all "astrologers"...
"a good way to overthrow a regime was to predict its downfall"
"a good way to overthrow a regime was to predict its downfall"
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Calling all "astrologers"...
"a good way to overthrow a regime was to predict its downfall"
"a good way to overthrow a regime was to predict its downfall"