#athelete
I enjoy that they had to put "professional athelete" on top of Matt Shaw's name, but ".237 hitter" would have been fewer characters
October 8, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The news reportage this morning just a took quite the pivot, half an hour ago he was being described as 'Former Athelete and Conservative Party Chairman', now it's 'Novelist and Disgraced Former MP' 🤔

#Churnalism
October 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Yeah, I'd say so. . . Maybe an influencer or a full time Poke-Athelete. Like, for the Poke-Athelon stuff.

[Swirling coffee in cup, Gretchen offers a soft smile, fingers going to her ear to adjust something within. A hearing aid, you'd image, by the way it curls around.]
October 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
the turtleneck originated as a piece of protective armor for knights so the chainmail ⛓️‍💥💌 wouldn’t damage their necks

in the early 1900s they webcams an athelete & working class staple

in the 40s & 50s they were high fashion

in the 70s it was worn by feminist activists

and then tech bros lol
September 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Let me guess the 1 transgender athelete in 20,000?
September 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The way it should work is pretty simple. A trans athelete wants to join the team. They go to a doctor with a copy of the sport's rules that say they have to have had certain female and male hormone levels for a specified time period. The doctor says they meet criteria. They are allowed on the team.
September 27, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Thing is, his capitulation on trans athelete issues is complete. Every sport has or had objective medical standards on what is a complete transition. He is reassuring voters he will ignore medical guidance and let you make these decisions locally out of "safety." A
September 26, 2026 at 10:07 AM
We grilled up some veggie & steak skewers, and played four games on the opening night!

Back to back games of the super chaotic Magical Athelete

The fast and furious Goats & Goblins

Our beloved Sushi Go Party

And the classic King of Tokyo!
September 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
#TransinSports

If I had a dollar for every trans athelete in professional sports, I still couldn't buy a coffee at Starbucks.
September 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If I had a dollar for every trans athelete in professional sports, I still couldn't buy a gallon of diesel.
September 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
We’ve had him for a little over a week now and i’m still amazed by his physique. Big head, Looooong torso, long limbs, strong shoulders all lean muscle. Hes an athelete
September 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Samu: yeh but we gotta protect yer wrist since yer a pro athelete- ya just want my hand in yer pocket, don't ya?

Rin: tsk tsk, about time you noticed.
September 24, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I def see it as scientist coyote, genius bum, and the super athelete road runner xD the two of them just chasing each other, so it could be that idk, i just love their dynamic so much it is so fun
September 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
your kid wont be a pro. i can say this nearly definitively as the amount who do is a tiny fraction of the population. Is your kid a genetic freak nearly perfectly tailored to your sport? on top of that do they have an obsessive personality around training? add in dumb luck, and thats a pro athelete
I think it was @pbump.com who pointed this out, but an absurd amount of adults believe their kid has a chance at pro sports. When you put that incentive there, it really adds a whole layer to the trans sports panic.
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
September 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
THIS IS THE KIND OF ATHELETE I TRULY RESPECT. KUDOS AZEEZ.
NFL player Azeez Al-Shaair honoured 8-year-old Wafaa Akila, who was killed alongside her father in an airstrike in Gaza, by writing her name on the black tape under his eyes during the Houston Texans’ game against the Cincinnati Bengals.
September 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
the athelete to "blob who gets out of breath just thinking about the 10-step waddle from couch to fridge" pipeline is an all-timer for sure

nothing like letting it all slip away and becoming the most embarassing version of yourself to your peers
September 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
every college athelete in states where their senator(s) voted for ted cruzs bill today should refuse to play.

fuck these white men who dont want players to capitalise on their abilities the way these white people make money off their bodies.

these white people are for #slaverybyanymeansnecessary
September 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
#transrights

Safety of women & girls from the one trans athelete that ever competed justified a ban.. Crocodiles in the water, whatever it might encorage some record breaking swims !

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...
River that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Rhasidat Adeleke & Mark English are up soon in Budapest folks. #Speirgorm

Rhasidat Adeleke: Women's 200m
– 5:44 pm: Semi-Finals
– 7:49 pm: Final (pending qualification)

Mark English: Men's 800m
- 6:41 pm: Final
September 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Like an olympic athelete
September 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
and he will just double down that sure, they may have caused some, but it was the Olympic Athelete who's really responsible
📌BREAKING: The contractor just owned up to damaging the Reflecting Pool. All the noise. All the harm. All the upset. Millions of taxpayer money spent on this insidious propaganda. Lives ruined.
And people support this maniac and his sickening regime.
What a nightmare we are living through right now.
September 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
If an athelete takes steroids, should they be able to compete? If not, then how long are they banned?
September 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What is your answer if you were asked does a trans athelete endanger the safety and fairness in girls sports?
September 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM