The Geordie Heat stuff on the #AthleticoMince podcast took that even further. It’s just … beautiful
October 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
The Geordie Heat stuff on the #AthleticoMince podcast took that even further. It’s just … beautiful
NEW (OLD) EPISODE!
‘Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs’
Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
‘Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs’
Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
March 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
NEW (OLD) EPISODE!
‘Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs’
Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
‘Boiled Parsnips 53: Cupboard Dogs’
Names, topics, a tale from Scotland, questions, Hodgson, Martin meets Farke, and vegetarian waiter ASMR.
(Originally recorded for Club Parsnips on 30/5/25 www.patreon.com/athleticomince)
"Which is a little bit unusual, but I like it".
#athleticomince
#athleticomince
July 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Which is a little bit unusual, but I like it".
#athleticomince
#athleticomince
“Yes it’s Mr Sting from the big house …” #AthleticoMince #totp
July 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“Yes it’s Mr Sting from the big house …” #AthleticoMince #totp
“Hello. It’s Mr Sting from the big house at the top of the road. I will sing you a song on my lute now …” #totp #AthleticoMince
June 7, 2024 at 7:56 PM
“Hello. It’s Mr Sting from the big house at the top of the road. I will sing you a song on my lute now …” #totp #AthleticoMince
You're beginning to sound like Roy Hodgson and his Warhammer collection.
#athleticomince
#athleticomince
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You're beginning to sound like Roy Hodgson and his Warhammer collection.
#athleticomince
#athleticomince
May 31, 2024 at 6:12 PM
March 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
A little while back I mentioned I was going to have a listen to #Athleticomince podcast. Here I am about a month later on episode 88 and totally addicted!
Characters like Barry Homeowner, Steve McClaren with his beloved pet snake Casper and of course, poor Peter Beardsley have me in stitches.
Characters like Barry Homeowner, Steve McClaren with his beloved pet snake Casper and of course, poor Peter Beardsley have me in stitches.
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A little while back I mentioned I was going to have a listen to #Athleticomince podcast. Here I am about a month later on episode 88 and totally addicted!
Characters like Barry Homeowner, Steve McClaren with his beloved pet snake Casper and of course, poor Peter Beardsley have me in stitches.
Characters like Barry Homeowner, Steve McClaren with his beloved pet snake Casper and of course, poor Peter Beardsley have me in stitches.
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Athletico Mince — Creating podcasts and other stuff
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June 19, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The entire Mince archive is on our Patreon, and it's all ad-free.
Give it a try with a week's free trial or sign up annually and get 12 months for the price of 8
www.patreon.com/athleticomince
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www.patreon.com/athleticomince
<ATHLETICOMINCE>oh shit thats got me popping</>
February 5, 2026 at 7:43 AM
<ATHLETICOMINCE>oh shit thats got me popping</>
July 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Watching an informative documentary in the car
@bobmort.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social @athleticomince.bsky.social
#athleticomince
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#athleticomince
March 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Watching an informative documentary in the car
@bobmort.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social @athleticomince.bsky.social
#athleticomince
@bobmort.bsky.social @andydawson.bsky.social @athleticomince.bsky.social
#athleticomince
Prime suspect. IYKYK. #AthleticoMince
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Prime suspect. IYKYK. #AthleticoMince
Hey you fat book shop prick
drop your strides and insert
cum books into your anus
#athleticomince
June 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Hey you fat book shop prick
drop your strides and insert
cum books into your anus
#athleticomince
“It’s me. Mr Sting from the big house …” #athleticomince #totp
January 5, 2024 at 11:56 PM
“It’s me. Mr Sting from the big house …” #athleticomince #totp
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Always watch a clip of Bob Mortimer on ‘Would I Lie To You?’ when it pops up, it’s called self care.
Always watch a clip of Bob Mortimer on ‘Would I Lie To You?’ when it pops up, it’s called self care.
From the AthleticoMince community on Reddit: Bob Mortimer is a legend.
Explore this post and more from the AthleticoMince community
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May 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Always watch a clip of Bob Mortimer on ‘Would I Lie To You?’ when it pops up, it’s called self care.
Always watch a clip of Bob Mortimer on ‘Would I Lie To You?’ when it pops up, it’s called self care.
They should call it the "Steve" McLaren, amirite Athletico Mince fans? AMIRITE?! HAHAHAHA
#nichejokes #athleticomince @bobmort.bsky.social
#nichejokes #athleticomince @bobmort.bsky.social
McLaren Warns Window Could Fly Off $400,000 Supercar If You Hit 96 MPH
McLaren Warns Window Could Fly Off $400,000 Supercar If You Hit 96 MPH
Supercars might seem exotic with their hand-crafted construction, rare materials and sky-high prices, but they’re just like the cars you or I would drive and can go wrong at any minute. Now, despite charging upwards of $400,000 for its 765 LT supercar,…
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December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
They should call it the "Steve" McLaren, amirite Athletico Mince fans? AMIRITE?! HAHAHAHA
#nichejokes #athleticomince @bobmort.bsky.social
#nichejokes #athleticomince @bobmort.bsky.social
If you join the Patreon version of Club Parsnips you can link your account to play on almost all podcast apps, including Apple and Spotify.
AND it's the only place where we post exclusive animations and studio footage.
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AND it's the only place where we post exclusive animations and studio footage.
patreon.com/athleticomince
Get more from Athletico Mince on Patreon
Creating podcasts and other stuff
patreon.com
October 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
If you join the Patreon version of Club Parsnips you can link your account to play on almost all podcast apps, including Apple and Spotify.
AND it's the only place where we post exclusive animations and studio footage.
patreon.com/athleticomince
AND it's the only place where we post exclusive animations and studio footage.
patreon.com/athleticomince
Athletico Mince
National Treasure Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's comedy podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
shows.acast.com/athleticomince
#podcastrecommendations
National Treasure Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's comedy podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
shows.acast.com/athleticomince
#podcastrecommendations
Athletico Mince
Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
shows.acast.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Athletico Mince
National Treasure Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's comedy podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
shows.acast.com/athleticomince
#podcastrecommendations
National Treasure Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's comedy podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?
shows.acast.com/athleticomince
#podcastrecommendations
@AthleticoMince I would really like to hear Arsene Wenger giving consumer reviews of sleeping-bags I could buy. Thx
December 6, 2024 at 12:31 AM
@AthleticoMince I would really like to hear Arsene Wenger giving consumer reviews of sleeping-bags I could buy. Thx
@AthleticoMince I can’t watch Spurs on Match of the Day without seeing them mouth “Feel our ferocious heat” at each other now!
December 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
@AthleticoMince I can’t watch Spurs on Match of the Day without seeing them mouth “Feel our ferocious heat” at each other now!
@AthleticoMince Just watched a Harry Kane interview and although I thought he had a massive chin … he doesn’t, it’s small & pointy!
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
@AthleticoMince Just watched a Harry Kane interview and although I thought he had a massive chin … he doesn’t, it’s small & pointy!
@AthleticoMince He (Harry Kane) does have a ridiculously big forehead though … fucking massive.
December 5, 2024 at 9:50 PM
@AthleticoMince He (Harry Kane) does have a ridiculously big forehead though … fucking massive.
“Bend over and take down your strides, I’m gonna feed these skilpadjies into your anus.” #athleticomince
July 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
“Bend over and take down your strides, I’m gonna feed these skilpadjies into your anus.” #athleticomince