Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones https://theonion.com/obnoxious-friend-wont-stop-attaining-major-life-milesto-1819574646/
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones https://theonion.com/obnoxious-friend-wont-stop-attaining-major-life-milesto-1819574646/
Don't get distracted, stay laser focused on attaining the goal.
September 8, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Don't get distracted, stay laser focused on attaining the goal.
"Black Woman To Be Investigated for Attaining American Dream."
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
"Black Woman To Be Investigated for Attaining American Dream."
we may be attaining sanity
By this methodology, Elon Musk powering his data center with smog belching mobile turbines is the most water-friendly AI company in the business, whereas if he bought 0 carbon power from a nearby TVA dam it would be considered 40x worse than burning coal. www.construction-physics.com/p/i-was-wron...
I Was Wrong About Data Center Water Consumption
But there are also some issues with how the Berkeley Lab report is estimating it.
www.construction-physics.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
we may be attaining sanity
looking forward to this attaining a suitable level of semi-virality just as The Worst Yanks On Bluesky wake up
September 30, 2026 at 8:04 AM
looking forward to this attaining a suitable level of semi-virality just as The Worst Yanks On Bluesky wake up
Many of us could only dream of attaining this level of cool.
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May 28, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Many of us could only dream of attaining this level of cool.
📸 chleemandy
📸 chleemandy
Talk about attaining new heights...Thank you so much for all your support!
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Talk about attaining new heights...Thank you so much for all your support!
The PMC is attaining class consciousness. Let’s fucking go.
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
The PMC is attaining class consciousness. Let’s fucking go.
attaining peace by never knowing wtf anyone is talking about
July 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
attaining peace by never knowing wtf anyone is talking about
attaining a monday afternoon flow state which can be best described as "fresh lobotomy"
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
attaining a monday afternoon flow state which can be best described as "fresh lobotomy"
In ancient Ireland, attaining the highest level of poet entitled you to wear a cloak of crimson feathers and carry a wand.
...just in case anyone is looking for a mid-career pivot.
...just in case anyone is looking for a mid-career pivot.
March 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
In ancient Ireland, attaining the highest level of poet entitled you to wear a cloak of crimson feathers and carry a wand.
...just in case anyone is looking for a mid-career pivot.
...just in case anyone is looking for a mid-career pivot.
This is easy when you have no core beliefs beyond attaining power and kicking the other side in the teeth
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
This is easy when you have no core beliefs beyond attaining power and kicking the other side in the teeth
Goals are worth attaining.
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Goals are worth attaining.
it sometimes feels like the entire US market - or at least tech - is attaining Tesla meme stock status and I don’t think this is good for any of us
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 PM
it sometimes feels like the entire US market - or at least tech - is attaining Tesla meme stock status and I don’t think this is good for any of us
FUN FACT: 99% of rulers stop 1 purge short of attaining loyal, competent subordinates & a stable regime
January 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
FUN FACT: 99% of rulers stop 1 purge short of attaining loyal, competent subordinates & a stable regime
The dangerous rise of Buddhist extremism: ‘Attaining nirvana can wait’
The dangerous rise of Buddhist extremism: ‘Attaining nirvana can wait’
The long read: Still largely viewed as a peaceful philosophy, across much of south-east Asia, the religion has been weaponised to serve nationalist goals
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The dangerous rise of Buddhist extremism: ‘Attaining nirvana can wait’
It’s also possible (probable??) that neither Usha or JD Vance believe in anything but attaining power, and will say or do anything to achieve that goal.
Curious about what in the self-loathing is going on with Usha Vance to be married to a man who so openly seems to resent that she isn’t white. She’s where she wants to be but I sure want to know what pathology allows that.
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s also possible (probable??) that neither Usha or JD Vance believe in anything but attaining power, and will say or do anything to achieve that goal.
Always reaching...
Never attaining...
'Seizing Heaven'
Never attaining...
'Seizing Heaven'
December 30, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Always reaching...
Never attaining...
'Seizing Heaven'
Never attaining...
'Seizing Heaven'
If attaining this is vibe not among your #lifegoals perhaps consider why not
September 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
If attaining this is vibe not among your #lifegoals perhaps consider why not
attaining the nazi level pretty fast
March 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
attaining the nazi level pretty fast
beating kasparov at attaining high political office, too
July 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
beating kasparov at attaining high political office, too
SLALOM
RARE 1987
NES
RARE 1987
NES
June 13, 2024 at 10:50 PM
SLALOM
RARE 1987
NES
RARE 1987
NES
Some shit has to be worth losing for.
We cannot triage away every last principle we have in hopes of attaining power.
For one, the failures *will* kill us.
We cannot triage away every last principle we have in hopes of attaining power.
For one, the failures *will* kill us.
September 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Some shit has to be worth losing for.
We cannot triage away every last principle we have in hopes of attaining power.
For one, the failures *will* kill us.
We cannot triage away every last principle we have in hopes of attaining power.
For one, the failures *will* kill us.
A lot of them seem to view the electorate as an obstacle to their attaining power rather than a necessary ally.
July 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
A lot of them seem to view the electorate as an obstacle to their attaining power rather than a necessary ally.