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ohrobin.bsky.social
autoerotic defenestration
March 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
margaretcho.bsky.social
The black eye is giving autoerotic asphyxiation tho
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
chestyfitz.bsky.social
Does this work like autoerotic asphyxiation? (Asking for a friend)
October 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
bakoon.bsky.social
mr peanut has been found dead (autoerotic asphyxiation)
July 4, 2024 at 8:39 AM
brandyjensen.bsky.social
Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
patblanchfield.bsky.social
imperial autoerotic asphyxiation as geostrategy
April 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
deeks549.bsky.social
Live laugh autoerotic asphyxiate
January 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
joshuajfriedman.com
autoerotic transubstantiation
March 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
theleft.org
Sad to hear about Zuckerberg's tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accident -- and so soon after killing fact-checking too!
January 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
willsloanesq.bsky.social
Awful news about Jimmy Carter but hope people come away from this understanding the very real dangers of autoerotic asphyxiation.
December 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
militarymenxxx.bsky.social
Lots o' car cock today #autoerotic #traveller #hardcock #hardon #soldiervock #militarycock #militarymen
August 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
acabylonbee.bsky.social
you never hear louie ck referred to as the autoerotic comedian
September 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
voltaicchains.bsky.social
it's so sad he died of autoerotic asphyxiation #jaredkandaforever
August 31, 2026 at 1:57 AM
benkuchera.bsky.social
It is a canonical fact that in the X-Files universe Fox Mulder dies from autoerotic asphyxiation and I think that's beautiful.
March 10, 2026 at 12:39 PM
ohrobin.bsky.social
autoerotic exsanguination
March 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
generichumanoid.bsky.social
Heroin-fueled autoerotic asphyxiation.
April 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
simonpegg.bsky.social
*autoerotic stranglewank*
April 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
ladyemily.nebula.tv
I know he's said the song is about autoerotic asphyxiation and I totally get that but also LIKE ????
September 28, 2026 at 4:58 AM
acabylonbee.bsky.social
asphyxiation is the only autoerotic thing you ever hear about it in the news
September 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
jjinandtonic.bsky.social
This is just autoerotic asphyxiation with extra steps
theinfinitedadness.bsky.social Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · Oct 23
New wellness grift just dropped
Twitter post from a grifter: CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality. ® 4 Anxiety? CO2 Alcoholism? C02 Allergy? CO2 Anorexia? CO2 Asthma or shortness of breath? C02 Compulsion? CO2 Constipation? CO2 Concentration difficulties? C02 Cephalagia? co2 Cardiac disturbance? CO2 Depression? CO2
October 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
toxidrone.bsky.social
Jesus Christ what a humiliating end to an empire.

USA, 1776-2025. Found dead by autoerotic asphyxiation
February 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
pumpkinpal.bsky.social
what if we took autoerotic asphyxiation and took the horniness out of it
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
ohrobin.bsky.social
autoerotic defibrillation
March 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
hovermyr.bsky.social
autoerotic feminization
May 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
shoe.bsky.social
NPR reporting that Clarence Thomas has died of autoerotic asphyxiation.
June 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM