#aveeno
Alright Aveeno Body Oil, I see you. I feel so....shiny.
July 24, 2026 at 11:08 AM
In 1657, Maria Aveeno decided to wash her face before bed and the rest is history.
September 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
also, I'm pretty sure they can pronounce "arsenic" but that doesn't mean I want it in my Aveeno
July 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
not sure my aveeno "stress relief moisturizing lotion" is really up to the task these days
February 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Whomever owns Aveeno should buy it, and put the lotion in the basket. ;-)
September 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I switched my lotion to CeraVe because Aveeno kept letting me down. Ya'll, CeraVe absorbs SO much better and doesn't feel like slime
June 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
someone stopped me as I was running up and down the stairs to do laundry and she said I smelled really nice

Thank ewe stranger it was aveeno lavender lotion
September 24, 2026 at 8:58 PM
when you’re already having a bad day and then you find out you’re not the leader in Oat Science 😕
June 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
the body knows the difference between Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion and knock off save 4 dollars TopCare daily moisturizing lotion.. and its stupid
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the most important thing I wanna teach girls about skincare is that the pump on the aveeno moisturizer is a liar, you’ve got at least half a bottle of moisturizer left in there after the pump stops working just put your damn finger in the bottle and scoop it out
May 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
angrily applying Aveeno and smoothing it into my skin like "take this, you asshole!"
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
place your bets on if we're getting Aveeno body lotion for the gazillionth year running
November 29, 2024 at 12:14 PM
This Esmeralda, she was with me for 14 yrs.
She always enjoyed a bath, & in her little dotage, I provided "spa day".
A warm Baby Aveeno Oatmeal soak, laced w/ Epsom salts.
At 4.5 lbs holding a wet brick, she fit in a mixing bowl.
She was my best girl.
June 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
RIP Hayden Panettiere 💔

Neutrogena ended Hayden Panettiere's contract after she was the face for their brand for 10 years for openly speaking out about her postpartum depression. Neutrogena does not care about women’s health. They're owned by Kenvue which also owns Aveeno.
August 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I recently switched from Aveeno, which I loved for years, to Cerave, and now I'm addicted. It is so wonderfully rich.
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I put moisturiser on my face and Luna kept sniffing my face & then she just hopped off 🤣🤣

Aveeno. My cat doesn’t like that way your moisturiser smells!
March 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bought some Aveeno and it smells like urea!?
March 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“Bunny medicine” - many middle of the night applications of magical bunny medicine by mom, including being tucked in and kissed again.

The “medicine” was Aveeno hand cream.
April 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Aye Aveeno let’s talk about this - I’m not even a penny pincher but do you see how much lotion is left?!?!
September 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
This should do it
May 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm a comedy genius
August 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Costco memberships are paid for by Cetaphil and Aveeno savings alone.
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I'm trying cocoa butter body moisturizer instead of my usual Aveeno and my god I smell delicious right now
September 7, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Why *isn’t* traditional retail capitalizing more on male loneliness?

Look, I’m not claiming capitalism is a force for good, but honestly I’d still rather see Aveeno or whatever making money on male insecurity than podcast bros.
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM