How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 2, 2024 at 11:40 PM
How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower.
August 19, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower.
At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.
Librarians are hosting viral 'Avoiding AI' workshops for people who are fed up with Big Tech | TechCrunch
At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.
techcrunch.com
July 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.
Our TV president is avoiding the TV.
Suspicious AF
Suspicious AF
August 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Our TV president is avoiding the TV.
Suspicious AF
Suspicious AF
They want to annex Canada and Greenland after running on avoiding World War 3.
March 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
They want to annex Canada and Greenland after running on avoiding World War 3.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We should be avoiding all salads, including last night’s word salad.
July 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
We should be avoiding all salads, including last night’s word salad.
movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics
March 25, 2026 at 5:35 PM
movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics
I’m here for anyone who’s
a woman wearing glasses and a blue jacket says " avoiding twitter "
Alt: Elizabeth Warren stares at the camera and says “avoiding Twitter”
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December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I’m here for anyone who’s
I don’t think it’s just he’s avoiding the Epstein files. I think he out of this goddamn mind.
April 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I don’t think it’s just he’s avoiding the Epstein files. I think he out of this goddamn mind.
Panera Bread sent an email to me with the title
"Where have you been?"
I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food.
I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order.
I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms.
"Where have you been?"
I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food.
I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order.
I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms.
April 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Panera Bread sent an email to me with the title
"Where have you been?"
I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food.
I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order.
I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms.
"Where have you been?"
I have been avoiding overpriced restaurant food.
I have been sad that they dropped the one menu item I usually order.
I have been avoiding patronizing corporations taken over by private equity firms.
I’ve never avoided anything as hard as Mike Johnson avoiding the Epstein discharge petition.
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’ve never avoided anything as hard as Mike Johnson avoiding the Epstein discharge petition.
Avoiding shingles will be his own personal Iran.
March 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Avoiding shingles will be his own personal Iran.
We have been avoiding Amazon as well. Make Broligarchs poor again.
February 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We have been avoiding Amazon as well. Make Broligarchs poor again.
We don’t want fishermen to start avoiding air strikes
House Intel Chair Rick Crawford on why he doesn't want video of the second Sept 2 boat strike released: "What the trained eye can detect from these videos may reveal sources and methods that would imperil troops." (But releasing video of the first strike didn't?)
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
We don’t want fishermen to start avoiding air strikes
Avoiding eye contact too 😭
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Avoiding eye contact too 😭
14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
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May 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
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The relentless focus on avoiding criticism is a cancer on politics.
March 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The relentless focus on avoiding criticism is a cancer on politics.
Avoiding The Horrors by getting real into stationery
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Avoiding The Horrors by getting real into stationery
Oh hey. I wasn’t avoiding you, I was just avoiding literally everything else
November 12, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Oh hey. I wasn’t avoiding you, I was just avoiding literally everything else
Tips For Avoiding Holiday Weight Gain
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December 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Tips For Avoiding Holiday Weight Gain
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If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
August 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
Democratic staff avoiding Bluesky extra hard tonight, I’ll bet.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Democratic staff avoiding Bluesky extra hard tonight, I’ll bet.
avoiding his face
avoiding his voice
as best I can. ⛔️
toxic to my spirit.
avoiding his voice
as best I can. ⛔️
toxic to my spirit.
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
avoiding his face
avoiding his voice
as best I can. ⛔️
toxic to my spirit.
avoiding his voice
as best I can. ⛔️
toxic to my spirit.
When he’s not whining, he’s avoiding scrutiny, and when he’s not avoiding scrutiny he’s spending the money he secretly accepts from billionaires set to benefit from his ‘policies’.
The last essay he submitted was for history O Level in 1980. 'In praise of Unity Mitford'
June 14, 2026 at 8:16 AM
When he’s not whining, he’s avoiding scrutiny, and when he’s not avoiding scrutiny he’s spending the money he secretly accepts from billionaires set to benefit from his ‘policies’.