Train keeps going 😤
NextGenStats | awscloud
NextGenStats | awscloud
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Train keeps going 😤
NextGenStats | awscloud
NextGenStats | awscloud
So.... @OracleCloud , @Azure , @googlecloud and @awscloud engineers walk into a bar 🤣🤣🤣
February 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
So.... @OracleCloud , @Azure , @googlecloud and @awscloud engineers walk into a bar 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks to the AWS Open Data program, this dataset along some derived data is also openly accessible via @AWSCloud at openhgl.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/index.html
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thanks to the AWS Open Data program, this dataset along some derived data is also openly accessible via @AWSCloud at openhgl.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/index.html
Analyzing the unlikelihood of this Connor Bedard goal. 📈
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NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
January 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Analyzing the unlikelihood of this Connor Bedard goal. 📈
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NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
May 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Don't tell Nazem Kadri the odds of scoring, it won't matter 🚨
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NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
March 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Don't tell Nazem Kadri the odds of scoring, it won't matter 🚨
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
Sunday Night Football QB Spotlight 🔍
Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow both threw 2 deep touchdown passes on the night, the first time opposing quarterbacks threw multiple deep TD passes in a game this season, and only the 5th time in the NGS era (since 2016).
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Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow both threw 2 deep touchdown passes on the night, the first time opposing quarterbacks threw multiple deep TD passes in a game this season, and only the 5th time in the NGS era (since 2016).
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November 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Sunday Night Football QB Spotlight 🔍
Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow both threw 2 deep touchdown passes on the night, the first time opposing quarterbacks threw multiple deep TD passes in a game this season, and only the 5th time in the NGS era (since 2016).
Powered by @awscloud on X
Justin Herbert and Joe Burrow both threw 2 deep touchdown passes on the night, the first time opposing quarterbacks threw multiple deep TD passes in a game this season, and only the 5th time in the NGS era (since 2016).
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I regret to discover that the rumors were true; I am not in fact the @awscloud CMO. ☹️
February 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I regret to discover that the rumors were true; I am not in fact the @awscloud CMO. ☹️
eBay: Harrassed the shit out of a couple who wrote a newsletter critical of the company.
@awscloud: *eyes them*
Me:
@awscloud: *eyes them*
Me:
January 12, 2024 at 6:33 PM
eBay: Harrassed the shit out of a couple who wrote a newsletter critical of the company.
@awscloud: *eyes them*
Me:
@awscloud: *eyes them*
Me:
The @awscloud PR team is finding their jobs at sudden risk.
January 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The @awscloud PR team is finding their jobs at sudden risk.
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
December 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
And the Amazon earnings are out for Q4. A miss on @awscloud revenue by $20 million because analysts didn't expect one of you to turn off a single Managed NAT Gateway.
Let's explore deeper into their press release.
Let's explore deeper into their press release.
February 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
And the Amazon earnings are out for Q4. A miss on @awscloud revenue by $20 million because analysts didn't expect one of you to turn off a single Managed NAT Gateway.
Let's explore deeper into their press release.
Let's explore deeper into their press release.
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Breaking down the numbers on Max Domi's overtime goal! 🍁 #StanleyCup
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NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
April 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Breaking down the numbers on Max Domi's overtime goal! 🍁 #StanleyCup
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
Gentle reminder that @awscloud is about to start charging ~$3.50 a month per each allocated public IPv4 IP address.
Don't let this happen to you:
Don't let this happen to you:
January 23, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Gentle reminder that @awscloud is about to start charging ~$3.50 a month per each allocated public IPv4 IP address.
Don't let this happen to you:
Don't let this happen to you:
A projected goal rate of 4.43%? Not a problem for Auston Matthews! 🍁
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NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
January 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A projected goal rate of 4.43%? Not a problem for Auston Matthews! 🍁
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
Update to the AWS service terms: they suddenly don’t want you to attempt to reproduce their AI service training data.
What’s the training data, @awscloud, and why are you suddenly getting religion on this particular point?
What’s the training data, @awscloud, and why are you suddenly getting religion on this particular point?
April 23, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Update to the AWS service terms: they suddenly don’t want you to attempt to reproduce their AI service training data.
What’s the training data, @awscloud, and why are you suddenly getting religion on this particular point?
What’s the training data, @awscloud, and why are you suddenly getting religion on this particular point?
Remember back when the thing that pissed off @awscloud employees the most was "me?"
September 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Remember back when the thing that pissed off @awscloud employees the most was "me?"
From puck tracking to body position. We break down this incredible Linus Ullmark save! 🤯
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NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
March 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
From puck tracking to body position. We break down this incredible Linus Ullmark save! 🤯
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
NHL Edge IQ powered by @awscloud
🚫 On Twitter, @awscloud is no longer following @cloudfront
+ https://x.com/awscloud
+ https://x.com/cloudfront
+ https://x.com/awscloud
+ https://x.com/cloudfront
June 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
🚫 On Twitter, @awscloud is no longer following @cloudfront
+ https://x.com/awscloud
+ https://x.com/cloudfront
+ https://x.com/awscloud
+ https://x.com/cloudfront
As an: @awscloud customer
I want: CloudFront to be explained to me as a Machine Learning product
So that: everyone I talk to knows I’m a stupid, stupid bastard.
I want: CloudFront to be explained to me as a Machine Learning product
So that: everyone I talk to knows I’m a stupid, stupid bastard.
January 19, 2024 at 1:59 AM
As an: @awscloud customer
I want: CloudFront to be explained to me as a Machine Learning product
So that: everyone I talk to knows I’m a stupid, stupid bastard.
I want: CloudFront to be explained to me as a Machine Learning product
So that: everyone I talk to knows I’m a stupid, stupid bastard.