#ayso
New levels of hell: just got an email from our local AYSO cancelling today’s youth soccer games because ICE is at the Home Depot across from the soccer fields at James Park in Evanston.
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is like watching AYSO. France is absolutely indifferent to playing defense
July 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Yeah do they also think someone is bankrolling the orange slices at every AYSO game?
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Pele came to my AYSO soccer practice.
March 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
When kid1 was like 6 a boy on his AYSO team had two moms and I said yeah he has two moms sometimes two women get married and sometimes two men and he said ok and asked for ice cream and I feel like it went ok....
August 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ayşo, prenses oldu 😀

Bundan sonra böle diyeceksiniz!

Tmm mı..!!! 😉

¡¿
April 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
AYSO should pick this up.
“The Romanian Football Federation (FRF) has introduced a new black card to help prevent abusive behaviour from parents at youth-team matches.” If, after two warnings, the black card is shown, the match is permanently cancelled. [nytimes.com]
Romania soccer introduces black card to ‘combat abusive behaviour’ from parents at youth games
The card can be used to permanently cancel the match if they “observe inappropriate behaviour from spectators or parents".
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I posed for this in the park area of a Minnesota elementary school as a group of AYSO soccer players were filtering in for practice and it was one of the most uncomfortable hours of my life
August 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Give credit where credit is due: Trump has more soccer participation trophies than every single member of my 7 year-old's AYSO team
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
kristi noem declares AYSO a domestic terror organization. pete hegseth, head shaved and adorned with a necklace of women's studies majors' ears, orders confiscation of every soccer ball and messi jersey in nation
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you're horny and you know it… roll over? [old art, 2022]

#concoctions #furryart
April 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
¿Pero que pasa con Ayso y su “hijo de Puta”? ¿Cuál es el criterio?
July 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Just chasing Rose Lavelle like an AYSO team, my goddddddd
April 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
USA out here clumping up like my nephew’s 9 year old AYSO team.
July 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
7.5 yr old informed me she “gave some feedback” to a player on the opposing AYSO soccer team
September 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just like an end-of-season AYSO pizza party, everyone gets a prize.
July 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
No travel team. AYSO very casual at that age. Biggest deal is over who brings orange slices.
September 11, 2023 at 2:09 AM
We’re 1:18 into the USMNT friendly against Senegal and I’m already screaming “Stop bunching! Spread out!” at my TV like I’m watching a U-10 AYSO team…
May 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
In a scene repeated across all of America this fall, my 7.5 yr old’s AYSO soccer team, the Demon Hunters, played another team named the Demon Hunters
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
my ex coached one of our son's AYSO teams and instituted a "only yell positive encouragement at kids during games" rule.

one dad was so offended he couldn't boss the kids around at top volume. the kids played MUCH better when adults weren't screaming conflicting directions from the sidelines.
May 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yesterday, I reffed 3 AYSO games, coached my younger daughter’s team, and watched my older daughter’s game. 5 AYSO games in 1 day.

My big takeaway: yelling at 8-11 year olds to do stuff or scolding them for not doing things, is far less effective than praising them when they work hard/make a play.
September 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[OLD ART: 2023]
You probably shouldn't be playing with strange birds in the jungle ... lucky for you, he's absolutely harmless.

What kind of games would you play with him?

#concoctions #furryart
April 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hey Spain, we learned in AYSO not to shoot directly at the keeper. You’ve done it like 4 times now.
July 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
ayşo ölmüş. üzüldüm
diyete girdim diyom anlamıyon mu
pazartesi..bu cuma.....
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM