I like to call this “Death by Gruyère”
September 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I like to call this “Death by Gruyère”
molho bechamel não é aquele negócio de duas mulheres conversando sem falar de homem
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
molho bechamel não é aquele negócio de duas mulheres conversando sem falar de homem
This joke doesn't pass the béchamel test (it didn't mention béchamel)
January 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This joke doesn't pass the béchamel test (it didn't mention béchamel)
July 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
béchamel, espagnole, tomato, velouté, hollandaise, béarnaise.
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
béchamel, espagnole, tomato, velouté, hollandaise, béarnaise.
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
May 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
french actress Zooey Béchamel
August 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
french actress Zooey Béchamel
When senpai noticed me
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 AM
When senpai noticed me
March 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bro your movie failed the bechamel test
March 22, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Bro your movie failed the bechamel test
Status report, "Lunchtime 'Oh FFS'" dep't: Want good croque madame (as had one recently that was all madame and no croque). Needs béchamel sauce. "Gaah," says part of brain; goes to check "croque monsieur". *Still* needs béchamel. Feh. FINE, I will make the damn béchamel. (Wish it came in jars...)
July 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Status report, "Lunchtime 'Oh FFS'" dep't: Want good croque madame (as had one recently that was all madame and no croque). Needs béchamel sauce. "Gaah," says part of brain; goes to check "croque monsieur". *Still* needs béchamel. Feh. FINE, I will make the damn béchamel. (Wish it came in jars...)
he do look ready to drop the sauce tho
April 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
he do look ready to drop the sauce tho
Béchamel, Hollandaise, Espagnole, Tomato, Velouté, and "Brown"
May 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Béchamel, Hollandaise, Espagnole, Tomato, Velouté, and "Brown"
Pascal Praud accuse la sauce algérienne de vouloir remplacer la Béchamel https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/04/08/pascal-praud-accuse-la-sauce-algerienne-de-vouloir-remplacer-la-bechamel/
Pascal Praud accuse la sauce algérienne de vouloir remplacer la Béchamel
Toute l'information selon des sources contradictoires.
www.legorafi.fr
April 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Pascal Praud accuse la sauce algérienne de vouloir remplacer la Béchamel https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/04/08/pascal-praud-accuse-la-sauce-algerienne-de-vouloir-remplacer-la-bechamel/
Qué rápido crecen, mi Timotei Bechamel haciendo ya la comunión
March 16, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Qué rápido crecen, mi Timotei Bechamel haciendo ya la comunión
Made it a whole day without talking about lasagna. Passed the béchamel test.
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Made it a whole day without talking about lasagna. Passed the béchamel test.
Should be bechamel in that layer
June 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Should be bechamel in that layer
Sé exactamente de qué Bechamel habla. De Timotei Bechamel.
August 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sé exactamente de qué Bechamel habla. De Timotei Bechamel.
Las croquetas DEBEN llevan bechamel. Es canon. Si no llevan bechamel no son croquetas… son cosas rebozadas y fritas, que igual hasta están buenas, pero no son croquetas.
September 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Las croquetas DEBEN llevan bechamel. Es canon. Si no llevan bechamel no son croquetas… son cosas rebozadas y fritas, que igual hasta están buenas, pero no son croquetas.
Im Namen der Bolognese, der Bechamel und des geriebenen Käse, amen.
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Im Namen der Bolognese, der Bechamel und des geriebenen Käse, amen.
they should invent a french captain planet but the rings are the mother sauces (béchamel, espagnole, velouté, tomat, hollandaise)
September 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
they should invent a french captain planet but the rings are the mother sauces (béchamel, espagnole, velouté, tomat, hollandaise)
That bechamel be bechamelin’
October 29, 2024 at 2:45 PM
That bechamel be bechamelin’
I made a spinach mushroom chicken lasagna w bechamel sauce for dinner. 🍽️👩🍳
March 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I made a spinach mushroom chicken lasagna w bechamel sauce for dinner. 🍽️👩🍳
These are my daughters, Mirepoix and Béchamel.
June 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
These are my daughters, Mirepoix and Béchamel.